That's just the weirdest thing I'm missing the first 3 letters of each line on the report???!?! V

that blows my theory that it was my daughter's fault for uploading too many old pictures. 
still, I won't let the truth get in the way of a good wind up,

Beams 

RZB 

I read that as "outrage" at first.  I had visions of face book arguing with itself.I only use the games tbh.

snap 

My thirteen year old was very jittery, last night, and was trying to claim that she couldn't do her homework without FB!

Now that is the best excuse ever blizzie did she use it on the teacher? Hahaha

No, I told her to pull herself to pieces together and get on with it!

Oh the drama *places hand to forehead*

Like srsly? Innit?

*stops a 13 year old and asks them to translate*

I understood every word 

well that explains everything doesn't it 

Its all gobbledegook to me except:

'He explained that the problem was so complex that even after the original issue was fixed, it still continued to cause the outage'. So it werent fixed then was it... der!!!

Simple explanation