Favourite non-swear swear words.

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Towno :)

I like twonk

How about you?

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MoonbeamsMember

Ducking buckwitted ducker.

6/29/093:35 AM

caigy73Member

Jobby

6/29/093:36 AM

Sexy_KellyMember

I like muppet. I think its actually kind of sweet

6/29/093:36 AM

carpetMember

Frick.

Deuce.

6/29/093:38 AM

electric shepherdMember

bollys, feck, knackers...

6/29/093:38 AM

electric shepherdMember

lawks!

6/29/093:39 AM

Towno :)Member

quote:
Originally posted by caigy73:
Jobby

My brother says he's dropping the bairns off at the pool when he's off for a poo

6/29/093:40 AM

caigy73Member

quote:
Originally posted by Towno :
quote:
Originally posted by caigy73:
Jobby

My brother says he's dropping the bairns off at the pool when he's off for a poo

LOL, my dad always used the rhyming slang Greyfriars Bobby

6/29/093:44 AM

bozzimacooMember

bozzimacoo is a good one

6/29/093:52 AM

GMAMember

I don't swear really, so I like 'flip' 'flaming hell' or 'bathplug'.

6/29/093:54 AM

DemantoidMember

Bobbins
Hanging baskets

6/29/094:11 AM

boinkMember

feck or fecking its irish but became popular in britian after father ted was shown

6/29/094:19 AM

Former Member

Feck

6/29/094:20 AM

Starfleet Admiral hoochieMember 10 years

Sugar

6/29/094:21 AM

bozzimacooMember

codswallops

6/29/094:23 AM

Former Member

Drat and double drat in a Dick Dastardly mode

6/29/094:27 AM

tuppsMember

Pillock
Plum
Spoon
Doughnut
Twunt
Rectum faced pygmy

and

"I find thy face apelike and thy form misshapen. Thy beard, moreover, is an offense against decency, resembling more closely the scabrous fur which doth decorate the hinder portion of a mongrel dog than a proper adornment for a human face. Is it possible that thy mother, seized by some wild lechery, did dally at some time past with a randy goat?"

6/29/094:44 AM

ShiverMember

Pilchard

6/29/094:45 AM

Dame_Ann_AverageMember VIP10 years

quote:
Originally posted by Towno :
I like twonk

How about you?

Twonk for me too and plank

6/29/095:40 AM

KayteeMember 10 years

I use Twonk
Darn it
feck
flippin'
bloomin'
jaybus

All honed by the ban on sweary words on C4

6/29/095:44 AM

Little Miss SpursMember

Plum, numbskull and doofer!!

6/29/095:45 AM

DirtyprettygirlthingMember

ello Towno

I'm not good with non-swear words.... but I did like the way Battlestar Galactica used the word frack, in place of the f word.

It worked so well.... I think it could work even better than the f word... has the right kind of ring to it!

6/29/095:46 AM

EssieMember

Wally div spat.

6/29/095:48 AM

Rev. Dim DaleMember

I swear loads

especially to idiots who don't indicate but I quite like "bum" and "heid the ball".

6/29/096:32 AM

ShiverMember

quote:
Originally posted by Rev. Dim Dale:
I swear loads especially to idiots who don't indicate but I quite like "bum" and "heid the ball".

I cant imagine you being sweary

Im not

6/29/096:33 AM

Rev. Dim DaleMember

quote:
Originally posted by Shiver:
quote:
Originally posted by Rev. Dim Dale:
I swear loads especially to idiots who don't indicate but I quite like "bum" and "heid the ball".

I cant imagine you being sweary

Im not

I am I'm terrible. I don't use the C word much though, dad didn't like it, he never swore much anyway.

6/29/096:40 AM

ShiverMember

Im the same....The C word is a special occasion swear

6/29/096:41 AM

slimfernMember VIP

Numpty
Nelly

6/29/096:43 AM

MargueritaMember

quote:
Originally posted by ~hoochie~:
Sugar

Snap

6/29/096:46 AM

DemantoidMember

quote:
Originally posted by tupps:
Pillock
Plum
Spoon
Doughnut
Twunt
Rectum faced pygmy

and

"I find thy face apelike and thy form misshapen. Thy beard, moreover, is an offense against decency, resembling more closely the scabrous fur which doth decorate the hinder portion of a mongrel dog than a proper adornment for a human face. Is it possible that thy mother, seized by some wild lechery, did dally at some time past with a randy goat?"

Twunt is filthy, btw. One of my faves, but I wouldn;t call it un-sweary.

6/29/096:48 AM

j0anneMember

twonk
twasack
twerp
dillbrain

6/29/096:48 AM

Towno :)Member

I'm a fan of betty swollocks

6/29/096:50 AM

KayteeMember 10 years

I forgot to mention twit, wassock and fossicking

6/29/096:56 AM

ShiverMember

quote:
Originally posted by Towno :
I'm a fan of betty swollocks

I'd say take yer pick in this weather, towno

6/29/096:57 AM

DemantoidMember

quote:
Originally posted by Towno :
I'm a fan of betty swollocks

My brother once handed in some coursework at school (that needed to be anonymous) with that signature

6/29/096:59 AM

Rev. Dim DaleMember

Langster has just posted one of mine:

wazzock!

6/29/097:06 AM

shar69Member

gimp is popular in my house, I cant resist adding 'in a tutu'.

6/29/097:07 AM

Koala BrotherMember

fruitloops
nucking futs

6/29/097:08 AM

♥PinkBabe1966♥The Angel under the tree!Member

My favourites:-

Sugar
Twonk
numpty
fricking
feck

6/29/097:08 AM

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