quote:Originally posted by stonks:
OMG OMG OMG..the Americans are remaking father Ted and Steve Martin is Ted....
They cant!! Oh god Why oh why does everything have to be remade?? Do they not realise that some shows, the genius that is the show is more than just the writing? They'll ruin it!quote:Originally posted by kattymieoww:
Father Dougal: Ahh, lets see, I'll have the Hindu Curry, Steak and Chips, and a glass of Coke thanks.
Policeman: Do you know where you are? You're in a police station.
Father Dougal: Oh right. Well, in that case, I'll just have the Satay Chicken.
quote:Originally posted by Fifi29:quote:Originally posted by stonks:
OMG OMG OMG..the Americans are remaking father Ted and Steve Martin is Ted....
Noooooo
quote:Originally posted by Fifi29:quote:Originally posted by stonks:
OMG OMG OMG..the Americans are remaking father Ted and Steve Martin is Ted....
Noooooo
some fab artwork stonks, i would expect nothing less from numger 88quote:Originally posted by stonks:
quote:Originally posted by Paradice:some fab artwork stonks, i would expect nothing less from numger 88quote:Originally posted by stonks:
well worth stealin i may follow your leadquote:Originally posted by stonks:quote:Originally posted by Paradice:some fab artwork stonks, i would expect nothing less from numger 88quote:Originally posted by stonks:
Thankyou number 6 but I stole it....
Even just reading them I hear them in Ted and Dougal's voices!quote:Originally posted by Fifi29:
am genuinely LOL'ing here reading all the quotes
And yes Shar, I agree, just show the original - no remake please!! Even if they need to put up subtitles in case the Americans dont understand the speed of the Irish accent but no remake! Or I'll have to make a "careful now" banner and protest in Hollywood!
quote:Originally posted by kattymieoww:
Father Ted: It's not as if everyone's going to go off and join some mad religious cult just because we go off for a picnic for a couple of hours.
Father Dougal: God, Ted, I heard about those cults. Everyone dressing in black and saying our Lord's gonna come back and judge us all!
Father Ted: No... No, Dougal, that's us. That's Catholicism.
I was raised Catholic,that's why I find them so funny.
Love this thread! 
quote:Originally posted by kattymieoww:
Father Ted: It's not as if everyone's going to go off and join some mad religious cult just because we go off for a picnic for a couple of hours.
Father Dougal: God, Ted, I heard about those cults. Everyone dressing in black and saying our Lord's gonna come back and judge us all!
Father Ted: No... No, Dougal, that's us. That's Catholicism.
I was raised Catholic,that's why I find them so funny.
same here and I agree. Our religion teacher in secondary school was a nun, and she LOVED the show! :laguh: thought it was hysterical! 
omg i just nearly pmsl at that, i can remeber watchingquote:Originally posted by kattymieoww:
Father Dougal: Hello Len.
Bishop Brennan: Don't call me Len, you little *****. I'm a bishop!
Father Dougal: Oh right. Well done
quote:Originally posted by faerykelstar:
Where did you hear about the remake happening? I'm ready to message Glinner on Twitter and ask him if it's true!!!!
) about it ... why???quote:Originally posted by Shar:
OK ... I'll stop now ...
quote:Originally posted by kattymieoww:
Mrs Doyle: I never thought we'd have anyone like her staying here.
Father Ted: Hm? Oh, Miss Clarke, yes, it's very exciting isn't it? Famous novelist, here.
Mrs Doyle: You've never read any of her books, have you, father?
Father Ted: Actually, I'm a bit of a fan. That's where I was the other day - at her book signing.
Mrs Doyle: Well, I'm very surprised to hear that, father. I didn't think you'd like that sort of thing. I read a bit of one of them once. God, I couldn't finish it. The language, unbelievable!
Father Ted: It's a bit gritty, but that's the modern world, Mrs. Doyle.
Mrs Doyle: Ah, it's a bit much for me, father. "Feck" this and "feck" that.
Father Ted: [uncomfortable] Yes, Mrs. Doyle.
Mrs Doyle: "You big bastard". Oh, dreadful language! "You big hairy arse", "You big fecker". Fierce stuff! And of course, the f-word, father, the bad f-word, worse than "feck" - you know the one I mean.
Father Ted: [becoming exasperated] Yes, I do, Mrs. Doyle.
Mrs Doyle: "Eff you". "Eff your 'effin' wife". Oh, I don't know why they have to use language like that. "I'll stick this 'effin' pitchfork up your hole", oh, that was another one, oh, yes!
Father Ted: I see what you mean, Mrs. Doyle.
Mrs Doyle: "Bastard" this and "bastard" that, you can't move for the bastards in her novels! It's wall-to-wall bastards!
Father Ted: Is it, Mrs. Doyle?
[taking her arm and steering her out of the room]
Father Ted: Anyway...
Mrs Doyle: "You bastard!" You fecker!" "You bollocks!" "Get your bollocks out of my face!" It was terrible.
Father Ted: [finally gets her through the door and closes it] Yes, you go and prepare for the nuns.
Mrs Doyle: [from the next room] "Ride me sideways" was another one!
quote:Originally posted by kattymieoww:
Father Ted: Anyway...
Mrs Doyle: "You bastard!" You fecker!" "You bollocks!" "Get your bollocks out of my face!" It was terrible.
Father Ted: [finally gets her through the door and closes it] Yes, you go and prepare for the nuns.
Mrs Doyle: [from the next room] "Ride me sideways" was another one!
effing brilliant!!! quote:Originally posted by Paradice:why???quote:Originally posted by Shar:
OK ... I'll stop now ...
quote:Originally posted by kattymieoww:
Mrs Doyle: I never thought we'd have anyone like her staying here.
Father Ted: Hm? Oh, Miss Clarke, yes, it's very exciting isn't it? Famous novelist, here.
Mrs Doyle: You've never read any of her books, have you, father?
Father Ted: Actually, I'm a bit of a fan. That's where I was the other day - at her book signing.
Mrs Doyle: Well, I'm very surprised to hear that, father. I didn't think you'd like that sort of thing. I read a bit of one of them once. God, I couldn't finish it. The language, unbelievable!
Father Ted: It's a bit gritty, but that's the modern world, Mrs. Doyle.
Mrs Doyle: Ah, it's a bit much for me, father. "Feck" this and "feck" that.
Father Ted: [uncomfortable] Yes, Mrs. Doyle.
Mrs Doyle: "You big bastard". Oh, dreadful language! "You big hairy arse", "You big fecker". Fierce stuff! And of course, the f-word, father, the bad f-word, worse than "feck" - you know the one I mean.
Father Ted: [becoming exasperated] Yes, I do, Mrs. Doyle.
Mrs Doyle: "Eff you". "Eff your 'effin' wife". Oh, I don't know why they have to use language like that. "I'll stick this 'effin' pitchfork up your hole", oh, that was another one, oh, yes!
Father Ted: I see what you mean, Mrs. Doyle.
Mrs Doyle: "Bastard" this and "bastard" that, you can't move for the bastards in her novels! It's wall-to-wall bastards!
Father Ted: Is it, Mrs. Doyle?
[taking her arm and steering her out of the room]
Father Ted: Anyway...
Mrs Doyle: "You bastard!" You fecker!" "You bollocks!" "Get your bollocks out of my face!" It was terrible.
Father Ted: [finally gets her through the door and closes it] Yes, you go and prepare for the nuns.
Mrs Doyle: [from the next room] "Ride me sideways" was another one!
i may hae started it but let's get it right, this is your threadquote:Originally posted by Shar:quote:Originally posted by Paradice:why???quote:Originally posted by Shar:
OK ... I'll stop now ...
Ooooh ... look at your post count ... you should post your favourite Father Ted quote for your 1000th post ...
quote:Originally posted by Shar:quote:Originally posted by faerykelstar:
Where did you hear about the remake happening? I'm ready to message Glinner on Twitter and ask him if it's true!!!!
The rumour's been out there a while faery ... Here's a link to a website that has the latest news (well - according to them
http://www.fathertedonline.ukf.../americanversion.htm
