Come one, come all and enjoy our beautiful array of Swedish and Sicilian cuisine.
Our specialty dish: Stekt strΓmming served on a bed of Spaghetti in a rich Orange sauce
The chicken is off
Come one, come all and enjoy our beautiful array of Swedish and Sicilian cuisine.
Our specialty dish: Stekt strΓmming served on a bed of Spaghetti in a rich Orange sauce
The chicken is off
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whats for dessert?
whats for dessert?
Reindeer balls!
This look a lovely place for dinner
How's the chicken Chef?
This look a lovely place for dinner
How's the chicken Chef?
When I catch it I'll let you know!
Bork bork kapeesh!!!!
*squints*
*tips hat*
Afternoon doll
*swings hips into thread*
*Drags jukebox in*
Just so long as there's no on the menu
*staggers out of the ladies clutching belly and looking paler than a very pale thing*
'trust me' says Sam, 'You'll love it' he says...'It's sperm whale'.
Yeah, right. There was definitely more whale than sperm in that dish.
Has trading standards been invented yet?
*shuffles back to loo as fast as possible without causing an embarrassing accident*
*staggers out of the ladies clutching belly and looking paler than a very pale thing*
'trust me' says Sam, 'You'll love it' he says...'It's sperm whale'.
Yeah, right. There was definitely more whale than sperm in that dish.
Has trading standards been invented yet?
*shuffles back to loo as fast as possible without causing an embarrassing accident*
Borkty bork bork!
*squints*
I think you two boys have wandered into the wrong restaurant
I'd scarper unless you want to meet my Mommy!
Tony! Calm down and have some reindeer balls
never have I been so pleased to be a vegetarian
*staggers out of the ladies clutching belly and looking paler than a very pale thing*
'trust me' says Sam, 'You'll love it' he says...'It's sperm whale'.
Yeah, right. There was definitely more whale than sperm in that dish.
Has trading standards been invented yet?
*shuffles back to loo as fast as possible without causing an embarrassing accident*
Borkty bork bork!
I'll give you 'Borkty Bork bork' Once I am sure I can bend down without offensives smells, noises or whatever escaping from me, I shall get two of those stupid wooden spoons you keep throwing around the place and shove them somewhere about your personage that will make your eyes leak.
So there.
Apologies for posting in the murder thread itself. I didn't know the ground rules. Anyway, Mo did it as she's a relative with a lot of vested interests. Apart from the ones I listed already another has come to mind. Spudsey was found without trousers, yes? Well, there was obviously another Malone who wanted it to be known who wore the trousers in the family!
*slams case book shut*
Apologies for posting in the murder thread itself. I didn't know the ground rules. Anyway, Mo did it as she's a relative with a lot of vested interests. Apart from the ones I listed already another has come to mind. Spudsey was found without trousers, yes? Well, there was obviously another Malone who wanted it to be known who wore the trousers in the family!
*slams case book shut*
Vi's got this one bang under control!
Apologies for posting in the murder thread itself. I didn't know the ground rules. Anyway, Mo did it as she's a relative with a lot of vested interests. Apart from the ones I listed already another has come to mind. Spudsey was found without trousers, yes? Well, there was obviously another Malone who wanted it to be known who wore the trousers in the family!
*slams case book shut*
It's great to see a casebook .....wonder if anyone else has one? It looks like The Sin could benefit from some columnists Poor Dame has a struggle - so much vodka charity work - so little time!
*slams case book shut*
It's great to see a casebook .....wonder if anyone else has one? It looks like The Sin could benefit from some columnists Poor Dame has a struggle - so much vodka charity work - so little time!
Like Hoochie said...I could do with a good reporter at The Daily din Xochi, I pay naff all good rates and nowt stopping you posting in the MM thread...
*wanders into the restaurant and shoves a dime in the jukebox*
Doobie doobie do
*slams case book shut*
It's great to see a casebook .....wonder if anyone else has one? It looks like The Sin could benefit from some columnists Poor Dame has a struggle - so much vodka charity work - so little time!
Like Hoochie said...I could do with a good reporter at The Daily din Xochi, I pay naff all good rates and nowt stopping you posting in the MM thread...
I hope you realise I'm not settling for the restaurant review column, The Daily Din.
*slams case book shut*
It's great to see a casebook .....wonder if anyone else has one? It looks like The Sin could benefit from some columnists Poor Dame has a struggle - so much vodka charity work - so little time!
Like Hoochie said...I could do with a good reporter at The Daily din Xochi, I pay naff all good rates and nowt stopping you posting in the MM thread...
I'm afraid, like the natural sleuth I am, I have already deduced the killer so am too partial to ferret out the slander facts. If I have a change of heart about this I will step up to the plate.
Apologies for posting in the murder thread itself. I didn't know the ground rules.
Aww.....Xochi, I didn't mean to shoo you away, I was just in character.
It's fine for you to post in there! The more the merrier....come and ask us some questions.
Apologies for posting in the murder thread itself. I didn't know the ground rules.
Aww.....Xochi, I didn't mean to shoo you away, I was just in character.
It's fine for you to post in there! The more the merrier....come and ask us some questions.
Don't fret Bulging! I just thought posting in the thread would interfere with all your dialogue setting the scene. I will do, however, if I have any more rubbish insights to add to proceedings.
Vi's got this one bang under control!
Have I? Really? Oh bugger, best make some notes.
Vi's got this one bang under control!
Have I? Really? Oh bugger, best make some notes.
Oh and could you just let me know which bits were under control?
Like Hoochie said...I could do with a good reporter at The Daily din Xochi, I pay naff all good rates and nowt stopping you posting in the MM thread...
I'm afraid, like the natural sleuth I am, I have already deduced the killer so am too partial to ferret out the slander facts. If I have a change of heart about this I will step up to the plate.
you'd be very welcome
its not everyone that gets a good job offer.... I'll just wait to see if Rebekah Brooks gets off
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