It was a text to Mr C, so will still have it on my phone, let me go and look.

*waits*

Well its,

"I dreamed a dream" not dreamt, hmmmm

Oh! I'm tired tonight 

I can't find it.  To be honest I'm shocked I deleted it, I usually only delete the OK type texts.

But it was when I had the stomach flu that was ging around and I text him to say 'I was going to be late in to work as I was puking and had horrendous dish otters'

Since then, any stomach upsets that flush out southwards are called dish otters. I have even down loaded a picture of a dish otter to text to him. 

Who said it wasn't?

But the word dreamt is correct in the context of 'I dreamt about you last night' (obviously that's just an example, if I had dreamt about you last night I would have said "OH MY GOD I had a terrible nightmare last night)

Cinds

Nice dish

Surrp? Which means "how are you" or "whats going on"

So ... sssuuuurrrppppppp?????

I dreamed about you - I dreamt about you

Oh Lordy

A cat has 32 muscles in each ear.

"Stewardesses" is the longest word that is typed with only the left hand.

All of the clocks in the movie "Pulp Fiction" are stuck on 4:20.

Interesting - but wot silly silly self satisfying reason did the director do that?

Oh god that brings back a sad but funny memory from last year when Mr Cinds father passed away.  We had gone round to his house to start that awful process, anyway as we were walking around we noticed all of the clocks seemed to have stopped at a certain time, which was the time his father had passed away.  

After a brief moment of being a little freaked out, we realised the clocks hadn't actually stopped, but it was in fact THAT time of day. 

The microwave was invented after a researcher walked by a radar tube and a chocolate bar melted in his pocket.

Are you sure about this one?

In sit-com "The Good Life" Tom's first words were,

"You b*tch"

Quite shocking that one

Yep, actually watched a telly program on the subject several weeks ago

Nick Banks (drummer from the band Pulp) is the nephew of 1966 World Cup winning England goalkeeper Gordon Banks.

Comedian Tim Vine is the brother of TV Broadcaster Jeremy Vine

In English pubs, ale is ordered by pints and quarts. So in old England, when customers got unruly, the bartender would yell at them mind their own pints and quarts and settle down.

It's where we get the phrase "mind your P's and Q's"

Didn't know that 

How strange. I was talking with a friend today who mentioned the very same thing. The only other thing I remember is that he said they are devote Christians.

I think you'll find that microwaves have always been around, however THE MICROWAVE OVEN may well have evolved as above.

The tradition of heeled shoes came from the ancient Persians - but only the rich could afford them.

Thus the expression '(he/she) is well heeled.'

Slip of me tongue there EFFT 

Well the finger 

Peanuts are one of the ingredients of dynamite.

Shhhhhhhh 

The hundred years war didnt actually last a hundred years.

Disclaimer : I have not checked any of the upcoming facts.

I hope they are true as some of them are great little fact-ettes.

• If you yelled for 8 years, 7 months and 6 days, you would have produced enough sound energy to heat one cup of coffee.
• If you fart consistently for 6 years and 9 months, enough gas is produced to create the energy of an atomic bomb.
• The human heart creates enough pressure when it pumps out to the body to squirt blood 30 feet.
• A pig's orgasm lasts for 30 minutes
• Banging your head against a wall uses 150 calories an hour.
• Humans and dolphins are the only species that have sex for pleasure.
• On average people fear spiders more than they do death.
• The strongest muscle in the body is the tongue.
• You can't kill yourself by holding your breath.
• Americans on the average eat 18 acres of pizza every day.
• Every time you lick a stamp, you're consuming 1/10 of a calorie.
• You are more likely to be killed by a champagne cork than by a poisonous spider.
• Right-handed people live, on average, nine years longer than left-handed people do.
• In ancient Egypt, Priests plucked every hair from their bodies, including their eyebrows and eyelashes.
• A crocodile cannot stick its tongue out.
• The ant can lift 50 times its own weight, can pull 30 times its own weight and always falls over on its right side when intoxicated.
• Polar bears are left handed.
• The catfish has over 27,000 taste buds, that makes the catfish rank #1 for animal having the most taste buds.
• The flea can jump 350 times its body length, It's like a human jumping the length of a football field.
• A cockroach will live nine days without it's head, before it starves to death. 
• The male praying mantis cannot copulate while its head is attached to its body The female initiates sex by ripping the males head off.
• Some lions mate over 50 times a day.
• Butterflies taste with their feet.
• Elephants are the only animals that can't jump.
• A cat's urine glows under a blacklight
• An ostrich's eye is bigger than it's brain.
• Starfish don't have brains.

Right-handed people live, on average, nine years longer than left-handed people do.

 Hmmm....so how long am I going to live?

I was born right-handed, but have been left-handed since I was nine!

Because you was born right-handed and have been left-handed since you was nine  you are already dead  

I too am left handed, but can use my right hand to perform many tasks, including playing cricket right handed, I never have to move a mouse to the left hand side when using a right handed persons, somehow I automatically adjust.

Maybe we are somewhere in the middle!!

Longer than a dedicated left-hander, but not quite as long as a dedicated right-hander!