Sounds like there may be a story/confession there Saint!

Care to elaborate?

Sorry there aint

Its the instructions on the bottle

Quite bizarre  -  it had me

At least no cats were hurt in the telling of your fact 

I know what to sprinkle around the garden now

Maybe cos cats are always licking themselves? If they were on a newly dettol-ed floor it might get on their fur and paws - and they'd ingest it.

Black & Decker Hot Air Paint Stripper Instructions:

(NB. 2 temperatures - 360 deg. C and 520 deg. C)

CAUTION - NOT TO BE USED AS A HAIR DRYER

The 57 on Heinz ketchup bottle represents the   varieties of pickle the company once had.

There are no clocks in Las Vegas gambling   casinos.

Daily Mail article in 2009 had this re Asda milk:

Who would have thought it!! a carton of milk contains milk.

Horses and rabbits can't vomit

There are no moles in Ireland.

Today feb 19 is Prince Andrews 54th Birthday.  More interestingly it is also my best mate Tatties birthday AND also 34 years ago today since Bon Scott died.

...and my oldest grandson turned 19 today.

Anti ageing cream does not work yet millions still buy it.

Nivea

Hemorrhoid cream on your wrinkles works wonders.  But only in emergencies.  Not to be used on a daily basis. 

I have a pack of KP dry roasted peanuts that has the line "May contain nuts" on the back...

Cats have fewer tastebuds than humans and are the only mammals that can't taste sweetness.

You might be surprised by how many popular movie quotes you're remembering just a bit wrong.

'The Wizard of Oz'
Though most people say 'Looks like we're not in Kansas anymore,' or 'Toto, I don't think we're in Kansas anymore,' those quotes aren't quite right.

Dorothy actually says 'Toto, I've a feeling we're not in Kansas anymore.'

'The Silence of the Lambs'
If you've always thought Hannibal Lecter greets Clarice by saying 'Hello, Clarice,' we've got news for you. It's actually 'Good evening, Clarice.' How polite!

'Field of Dreams'
That whispering voice? It's not quietly murmuring 'If you build it, they will come.' The correct quote is 'If you build it, he will come.'

'Wall Street'
Though Gordon Gekko definitely thinks greed is good, his quote is actually 'Greed, for lack of a better word, is good.'

'Snow White and the Seven Dwarfs'
The Queen says 'Magic mirror on the wall, who is the fairest one of all?' Most people think it's 'Mirror, mirror on the wall' ... and most people are incorrect.

'The Empire Strikes Back'
This might blow your mind, but when Vader reveals his true identity to Luke, he does not say 'Luke, I am your father.' He actually says 'No, I am your father.'

This is Nong - who was originally born male

In every episode of Seinfeld there is a Superman somewhere.

Really?

Facially she is probably the best i've seen. Generally I can spot a post op transexual.