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*bubbles*

orite ladys can contriboot if they want

yeh so bin sleepin wid this scouse woman recently n she sez av gota get a haircut down below. but a duno wer to start man av never even considerd this before a just normally let it gan how it wants n only ever trim it if a start gettin hair stuck on the end of ma you know what

so a dont wana let her down a. coz am onto a good thing wid her and b. shes fairly handy wid her fists.

so blokes what if any pubic hair styles do u hav? a just want a few ideas coz a dont wana do sumit al regret and mek it worse.
dont post pics or out cos the thred wil get deleted

ps mods please dont delete this thred coz other men mite have this same dilemma n trust me thers nee wer on the Internet wid decent tips

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Garage JoeMember

Thanks for that Kopf Kino. You could ask the lady who does your hair for advice. They have all the equipment and skills. Although the girl who used to cut my hair said she wouldn't trim my beard as that was too intimate. She would only do her boyfriend's. I suspect that the answer is in your girlfriend's hands, as it were.

5/26/1311:45 AM

Extremely Fluffy Fluffy ThingMember VIP10 yearsModerator

Dreadlocks!

5/26/1311:52 AM

CindsMember 10 yearsMemoriam

Buy a hair trimmer. Plus did you know the shorter you keep your man topiary the bigger it makes your fun stick look.

5/26/1311:56 AM

Yellow RoseMember

Pony tail? plaits?

5/26/1311:57 AM

Yogi19Member 10 years

Get the curling tongs out!

5/26/1311:58 AM

EllsMember

Pejazzle it. First give it a #1 with the hair trimmers then get some pva glue, sequins, diamante's and some tinsel and just decorate it in a manly fashion with all of the aforementioned items.

She will be over the moon. I swear.

5/26/1312:14 PM

Yogi19Member 10 years

Originally Posted by Ells:

Pejazzle it. First give it a #1 with the hair trimmers then get some pva glue, sequins, diamante's and some tinsel and just decorate it in a manly fashion with all of the aforementioned items.

She will be over the moon. I swear.

Sounds very artistic.

5/26/1312:16 PM

SaintMember 10 years

*walks in - walks straight back out*

5/26/1312:36 PM

Former Member

you need to buy and eRazor Fuzion Personal Shaver (Philips)

5/26/131:01 PM

*bubbles*Member 10 years

thanks for that al mebe invest in 1

am thinkin mebe a no guard all over but a mohawk just above it but am worried that if the hair flops down it wil look like a shetland pony
or man a cudnt be doin wid that ad get mocked

5/26/131:21 PM

Former Member

Originally Posted by *bubbles*:

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5/26/131:31 PM

AimeeMember

Originally Posted by Ells:

Pejazzle it. First give it a #1 with the hair trimmers then get some pva glue, sequins, diamante's and some tinsel and just decorate it in a manly fashion with all of the aforementioned items.

She will be over the moon. I swear.

5/26/131:37 PM

BazMember VIP10 years

Originally Posted by Yogi19:

Get the curling tongs out!

5/26/131:38 PM

Former Member

Originally Posted by Yogi19:

Originally Posted by Ells:

Pejazzle it. First give it a #1 with the hair trimmers then get some pva glue, sequins, diamante's and some tinsel and just decorate it in a manly fashion with all of the aforementioned items.

She will be over the moon. I swear.

Sounds very artistic.

It can go wrong

5/26/131:53 PM

Extremely Fluffy Fluffy ThingMember VIP10 yearsModerator

Erin!

5/26/132:03 PM

AimeeMember

erin

5/26/132:13 PM

*bubbles*Member 10 years

yeh so am back at work on tuesday so al be banging her then probaly she will av expected me to sort it over the bank holiday. a dont hav all that all av got is scizzors a electric head shaver n a gillete fusion razor

5/26/132:23 PM

*bubbles*Member 10 years

garage joe man as ur a bloke am intrested in what style u hav ano that sounds weird but am desprate a tek ya advice but shes not ma girlfrend so a cant get her to cut it. but a dont wana get on the wrong side of her

5/26/132:25 PM

Dame_Ann_AverageMember VIP10 years

might twang a bit...but you won't need the shavers

5/26/132:29 PM

*bubbles*Member 10 years

will that tek it all off or can it just tek however much ya want off?

5/26/132:40 PM

MrsHMember

5/26/132:45 PM

EllsMember

Best read these reviews before you use any nair or veet

http://www.amazon.co.uk/product-reviews/B000KKNQBK

5/26/132:48 PM

Dame_Ann_AverageMember VIP10 years

Originally Posted by *bubbles*:

will that tek it all off or can it just tek however much ya want off?

it'll tek it all off.. you may be out of commission for a day or two

5/26/132:50 PM

kimotaMember 10 years

A girlfriend and I both dyed ours green once, for a laugh. We didn't style it though!

5/26/134:00 PM

*bubbles*Member 10 years

theres loads of girls styles out there but nothing for lads. think just gona go for the shave it all off option ma only worry is that me electric shaver rips up the skin round me nuts. pains me even thinkin bout it man al hav to do it in proper daylight a reckon

5/26/134:16 PM

Rawky-RooMember 10 years

a short back and sides.

5/26/134:51 PM

*bubbles*Member 10 years

right av shaved it off on a number 2. it looks alrite the only thing is its pure iching. man a cant stop scratchin am ment to be gan down the pub soon for the playof final but a just cant stop scratchin me nuts is this normal or av a gev mesel a infecen

5/27/136:09 AM

CindsMember 10 yearsMemoriam

While you're down the pub, when you feel the need to scratch, just start singing AC/DC's Crabsody in Blue really loud, that way you can also scratch until your heart/balls are content & people will just think you are parodying the song.

5/27/1310:45 AM

*bubbles*Member 10 years

thanks for all the advise and tips mates. tomora is where a do the big revalation

5/27/132:05 PM

Former Member

Originally Posted by *bubbles*:

thanks for all the advise and tips mates. tomora is where a do the big revalation

Have to say, I appreciate a bit of a trim.... Having said that one my, v v attractive, (by absolutely anyone's standards) best friends has the most incredible 70's 'Joy of Sex' fanny, she will not budge on it

5/27/132:33 PM

KaffsMember 10 years

Originally Posted by Supes:

Originally Posted by *bubbles*:

thanks for all the advise and tips mates. tomora is where a do the big revalation

Have to say, I appreciate a bit of a trim.... Having said that one my, v v attractive, (by absolutely anyone's standards) best friends has the most incredible 70's 'Joy of Sex' fanny, she will not budge on it

I'm pleased to report I'm not that close to any of my friends, that I know what decade their nether regions inhabit.

5/27/133:07 PM

Garage JoeMember

I am.

5/27/134:17 PM

*bubbles*Member 10 years

a discusd it wid me mate n he sez he leaves his hairy but shaves a strip above his nob to mek it look bigger. a mite do that wen it grows a bit

5/27/134:31 PM

Former Member

Originally Posted by KaffyBaffy:

Originally Posted by Supes:

Originally Posted by *bubbles*:

thanks for all the advise and tips mates. tomora is where a do the big revalation

I'm pleased to report I'm not that close to any of my friends, that I know what decade their nether regions inhabit.

Let it all hang loose and free Kaffs!

5/27/135:07 PM

Former Member

Originally Posted by Garage Joe:

I am.

Awaits GJ's fanny hair analysis!

GJ you're the only one who will probably totally get this.... my niece aged about 6 years was at a certain swimming pool behind the civic centre and there was a v hirsute chap in the pool...she asked " Auntie Supes, is that Northallerton man" (about the time she was struggling to understand the difference between soldiers and strangers!)

5/27/135:25 PM

KaffsMember 10 years

Originally Posted by Supes:

Originally Posted by KaffyBaffy:

Originally Posted by Supes:

Originally Posted by *bubbles*:

thanks for all the advise and tips mates. tomora is where a do the big revalation

I'm pleased to report I'm not that close to any of my friends, that I know what decade their nether regions inhabit.

Let it all hang loose and free Kaffs!

maybe I do.. maybe I don't....

5/27/1311:47 PM

Garage JoeMember

Supes, was the guy really broad shouldered and desirable, that's the local look.

Isn't generalisation wonderful? I'm reminded of an article what I wrote for an humorous local publication, within which I suggested that if you put Sebastian Schweinsteiger in the crowd outside the pre-match Navvy, no-one would be able to pick him out. It didn't go down well amongst the "Middlesbro' handsome" gadjies mind, though but.

5/28/131:38 AM

Garage JoeMember

I do prefer the 70's JOS fanny look myself and am pleased to report that at least three of Mrs Jer's, all in, keep fit pack are blessed in that way. I remember a particular bank holiday, where perhaps too much alcohol was consumed, and a deal of streaking silliness ensued. Any Yarm residents looking out of their flat windows in the early hours, may have been surprised. Ungainly is the word.

5/28/131:45 AM

CindsMember 10 yearsMemoriam

Originally Posted by *bubbles*:

a discusd it wid me mate n he sez he leaves his hairy but shaves a strip above his nob to mek it look bigger. a mite do that wen it grows a bit

When what grows a bit?

5/28/136:00 AM

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