Never trust a man who, when left alone in a room with a tea cozy, doesn't try it on.
Who discovered we could get milk from cows, and what did he THINK he was doing at the time?
Before you judge a man, walk a mile in his shoes. After that, who cares? ...He's a mile away and you've got his shoes.
Billy Connolly
Put your hand on a hot stove for a minute, and it seems like an hour. Sit with a pretty girl for an hour, and it seems like a minute. THAT'S relativity.
Albert Einstein
Albert Einstein
I like pigs. Dogs look up to us. Cats look down on us. Pigs treat us as equals. Winston Churchill
Bigamy is having one wife too many. Monogamy is the same. Oscar Wilde
I'm bored now....old hippy guy
Love the quotes.. 
So funny.
Thank you.
So funny.Thank you.
Bumping for the SCIENCE THE GREAT quotes... Thanks OHG... had a laugh reading those..quote:Originally posted by old hippy guy:
HOKAY some quotes from MY all time favourite BB housemate, ladies and gentlemen I give you the one the only, CITIZEN SCIENCEEEEEE,
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'Makosi: 'Talk to the hand coz the face ain't listening'. Science: 'I don't wanna talk to your face anyway. Especially in the morning when you wake up and you haven't put your eyebrows on''
'Ahh Mr Moth, you dont want to move and i respect your wishes!'
'You got to lick it before you stick it!'
'I'm from the Ghetto and yes I live with my
mum.
''Science cannot be contained'''
'I may be only 5ft 8in, but I have the spirit of a giant'
'Makosi:My mother was one of 50 children. Science: Your grandaddy was a pimp'
'You're not having a bath. You're standing in a bin looking like a idiot.'
'I don't eat chickens arse cos it's not good for ya. D'ya get me?'
and MY all time favourite.........
'Tweedle dumb, tweedle dee and tweedle twat [to Anthony, Maxwell and Craig]'
he was THE MAN
quote:Originally posted by sciencewasrobbed:Bumping for the SCIENCE THE GREAT quotes... Thanks OHG... had a laugh reading those..quote:Originally posted by old hippy guy:
HOKAY some quotes from MY all time favourite BB housemate, ladies and gentlemen I give you the one the only, CITIZEN SCIENCEEEEEE,
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'Makosi: 'Talk to the hand coz the face ain't listening'. Science: 'I don't wanna talk to your face anyway. Especially in the morning when you wake up and you haven't put your eyebrows on''
'Ahh Mr Moth, you dont want to move and i respect your wishes!'
'You got to lick it before you stick it!'
'I'm from the Ghetto and yes I live with my
mum.
''Science cannot be contained'''
'I may be only 5ft 8in, but I have the spirit of a giant'
'Makosi:My mother was one of 50 children. Science: Your grandaddy was a pimp'
'You're not having a bath. You're standing in a bin looking like a idiot.'
'I don't eat chickens arse cos it's not good for ya. D'ya get me?'
and MY all time favourite.........
'Tweedle dumb, tweedle dee and tweedle twat [to Anthony, Maxwell and Craig]'
he was THE MAN
no probs I sent you a PM by the way dunno if ya got it
Just when you think things can only get better, they suddenly get worse. - Victor Meldrew
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