I met a young man who was wounded in love, I met another man who was wounded in hatred.


Bob Dylan

"I think she means she likes watching posh people fall off horses".

Ducking for apples, change one letter and it's the story of my life.... Dorothy Parker

“Frankly my dear, I don’t give a damn”.
Rhett Butler in Gone With the Wind to Scarlett O'Hara before leaving her.

"It's not the men in my life, it's the life in my men."

"A hard thing is good to find."

(Mae West)

We are all in the gutter, but some of us are looking at the stars.
Oscar Wilde, Lady Windermere's Fan, 1892, Act III.

Of his numerous quotes this is one of my faves.

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Originally posted by Hollygolightly:
We are all in the gutter, but some of us are looking at the stars.
Oscar Wilde, Lady Windermere's Fan, 1892, Act III.

Of his numerous quotes this is one of my faves.

I was going to put this one in here.

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Originally posted by watchinittoomuch:
I met a young man who was wounded in love, I met another man who was wounded in hatred.


Bob Dylan

Hello How are you? Just quoted that to the hubby, hes a Dylan freak, Hard Rain

theres one of mine in me sig

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Originally posted by Hugorune:

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Originally posted by watchinittoomuch:
I met a young man who was wounded in love, I met another man who was wounded in hatred.


Bob Dylan

Hello How are you? Just quoted that to the hubby, hes a Dylan freak, Hard Rain

Hello hugeone

Im not bad mate, you? xx

"When a man opens a car door for his wife, it's either a new car or a new wife", Prince Philip.

if ya want quotes to make ya smile look no further than the late great W.C Fields,


A rich man is nothing but a poor man with money.
W. C. Fields

A woman drove me to drink and I didn't even have the decency to thank her.
W. C. Fields

Abstaining is favorable both to the head and the pocket.
W. C. Fields

Ah, the patter of little feet around the house. There's nothing like having a midget for a butler.
W. C. Fields

All the men in my family were bearded, and most of the women.
W. C. Fields

Always carry a flagon of whiskey in case of snakebite and furthermore always carry a small snake.
W. C. Fields

Anyone who hates children and animals can't be all bad.
W. C. Fields

Attitude is more important than the past, than education, than money, than circumstances, than what people do or say. It is more important than appearance, giftedness, or skill.
W. C. Fields

Children should neither be seen or heard from - ever again.
W. C. Fields

Don't worry about your heart, it will last you as long as you live.
W. C. Fields

Drown in a cold vat of whiskey? Death, where is thy sting?
W. C. Fields

Hell, I never vote for anybody, I always vote against.
W. C. Fields

Here lies W. C. Fields. I would rather be living in Philadelphia.
W. C. Fields

Horse sense is the thing a horse has which keeps it from betting on people.
W. C. Fields

I always keep a supply of stimulant handy in case I see a snake, which I also keep handy.
W. C. Fields

I am an expert of electricity. My father occupied the chair of applied electricity at the state prison.
W. C. Fields

I am free of all prejudices. I hate every one equally.
W. C. Fields

I cook with wine, sometimes I even add it to the food.
W. C. Fields

I drink therefore I am.
W. C. Fields

I like children - fried.
W. C. Fields

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Originally posted by Blue Diamond:
“Frankly my dear, I don’t give a damn”.
Rhett Butler in Gone With the Wind to Scarlett O'Hara before leaving her.

Like I cared...

Always forgive your enemies; nothing annoys them so much
-Oscar Wilde.

MORE from the fieldster.....

I must have a drink of breakfast.

I never drink water because of the disgusting things that fish do in it.

I never drink water; that is the stuff that rusts pipes.

If at first you don't succeed, try, try again. Then quit. There's no point in being a damn fool about it.


If I had to live my life over, I'd live over a saloon.

It's morally wrong to allow a sucker to keep his money.

Marry an outdoors woman. Then if you throw her out into the yard on a cold night, she can still survive.

Once, during Prohibition, I was forced to live for days on nothing but food and water.

Some weasel took the cork out of my lunch.

The laziest man I ever met put popcorn in his pancakes so they would turn over by themselves.

Women are like elephants. I like to look at 'em, but I wouldn't want to own one.

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Originally posted by watchinittoomuch:

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Originally posted by Hugorune:

quote:

Originally posted by watchinittoomuch:
I met a young man who was wounded in love, I met another man who was wounded in hatred.


Bob Dylan

Hello How are you? Just quoted that to the hubby, hes a Dylan freak, Hard Rain

Hello hugeone

Im not bad mate, you? xx

Been better emergency appendix operation last week, laid up now. Got the three men trying to cook clean etc , hopefully up and about soon.

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Originally posted by The Secretary:

quote:

Originally posted by Blue Diamond:
“Frankly my dear, I don’t give a damn”.
Rhett Butler in Gone With the Wind to Scarlett O'Hara before leaving her.

Like I cared...

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Originally posted by Hugorune:

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Originally posted by watchinittoomuch:

quote:

Originally posted by Hugorune:

quote:

Originally posted by watchinittoomuch:
I met a young man who was wounded in love, I met another man who was wounded in hatred.


Bob Dylan

Hello How are you? Just quoted that to the hubby, hes a Dylan freak, Hard Rain

Hello hugeone

Im not bad mate, you? xx

Been better emergency appendix operation last week, laid up now. Got the three men trying to cook clean etc , hopefully up and about soon.

Oh ouch

Well I hope you recover quickly, and that your house isnt ruined

Men eh

Make the most of the rest

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If at first you don't succeed, try, try again. Then quit. There's no point in being a damn fool about it.

Hahahahaha

I never forget a face, but in your case I'll make an exception - Groucho Marks

He who laughs
Has not yet heard
The terrible tidings.


Bertie Brecht.

I've had a perfectly wonderful evening. But this wasn't it. - Groucho Marx

Remember men, we're fighting for this woman's honour; which is probably more than she ever did.

Groucho Marx

"Time wounds all heels."

Groucho Marx

ok ok I will stop now

Good sex is like good Bridge... If you don't have a good partner, you'd better have a good hand.

Mae West

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Originally posted by The Secretary:
Good sex is like good Bridge... If you don't have a good partner, you'd better have a good hand.

Mae West

Greek philosophy seems to have met with something with which a good tragedy is not supposed to meet, namely, a dull ending.

Karlo Marx.

A man cannot be too careful in the choice of his enemies

Oscar Wilde...The Picture Of Dorian Gray

They who can give up essential liberty to obtain a little temporary safety, deserve neither liberty nor safety.

Benjamin Franklin

Ten men waiting for me at the door? Send one of them home, I'm tired.

Mae West

Couple of great ones from Churchill

disgusted woman to him "you're drunk", his reply "and you're ugly but in the morning I will be sober"

outraged woman to him "if I was your wife I would give you poison" his reply "if you were my wife I would take it".

"The word good has many meanings. For example, if a man were to shoot his grandmother at a range of five hundred yards, I should call him a good shot, but not necessarily a good man."

(GK Chesterton)

Happiness is having a scratch for every itch.


Ogden nash

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Originally posted by Penelope Pitstop:
Happiness is having a scratch for every itch.


Ogden nash

Oh I love that

Maybe not famous, but it ought to be;

"Warning: Do not drink the battery acid. It doesn't taste good and will hurt you. Also do not bite the tyres, especially while the bike is moving.

(Our lawyers made us put these warnings in.)"

- from an Australian motorcycle manual

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Originally posted by Sarum:
Maybe not famous, but it ought to be;

"Warning: Do not drink the battery acid. It doesn't taste good and will hurt you. Also do not bite the tyres, especially while the bike is moving.

(Our lawyers made us put these warnings in.)"

- from an Australian motorcycle manual

Agreed, it should be.

HOKAY some quotes from MY all time favourite BB housemate, ladies and gentlemen I give you the one the only, CITIZEN SCIENCEEEEEE,

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'Makosi: 'Talk to the hand coz the face ain't listening'. Science: 'I don't wanna talk to your face anyway. Especially in the morning when you wake up and you haven't put your eyebrows on''


'Ahh Mr Moth, you dont want to move and i respect your wishes!'

'You got to lick it before you stick it!'


'I'm from the Ghetto and yes I live with my
mum.

''Science cannot be contained'''


'I may be only 5ft 8in, but I have the spirit of a giant'



'Makosi:My mother was one of 50 children. Science: Your grandaddy was a pimp'



'You're not having a bath. You're standing in a bin looking like a idiot.'

'I don't eat chickens arse cos it's not good for ya. D'ya get me?'

and MY all time favourite.........

'Tweedle dumb, tweedle dee and tweedle twat [to Anthony, Maxwell and Craig]'

he was THE MAN

A woman tells her doctor, 'I've got a bad back.'
The doctor says, 'It's old age.'
The woman says, 'I want a second opinion.'
The doctor says: 'Okay - you're ugly as well.'

Tommy Cooper

Another Science one :You could hula hoop through a cheerio.


Sci-dog