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if ya want quotes to make ya smile look no further than the late great W.C Fields,


A rich man is nothing but a poor man with money.
W. C. Fields

A woman drove me to drink and I didn't even have the decency to thank her.
W. C. Fields

Abstaining is favorable both to the head and the pocket.
W. C. Fields

Ah, the patter of little feet around the house. There's nothing like having a midget for a butler.
W. C. Fields

All the men in my family were bearded, and most of the women.
W. C. Fields

Always carry a flagon of whiskey in case of snakebite and furthermore always carry a small snake.
W. C. Fields

Anyone who hates children and animals can't be all bad.
W. C. Fields

Attitude is more important than the past, than education, than money, than circumstances, than what people do or say. It is more important than appearance, giftedness, or skill.
W. C. Fields

Children should neither be seen or heard from - ever again.
W. C. Fields

Don't worry about your heart, it will last you as long as you live.
W. C. Fields

Drown in a cold vat of whiskey? Death, where is thy sting?
W. C. Fields

Hell, I never vote for anybody, I always vote against.
W. C. Fields

Here lies W. C. Fields. I would rather be living in Philadelphia.
W. C. Fields

Horse sense is the thing a horse has which keeps it from betting on people.
W. C. Fields

I always keep a supply of stimulant handy in case I see a snake, which I also keep handy.
W. C. Fields

I am an expert of electricity. My father occupied the chair of applied electricity at the state prison.
W. C. Fields

I am free of all prejudices. I hate every one equally.
W. C. Fields

I cook with wine, sometimes I even add it to the food.
W. C. Fields

I drink therefore I am.
W. C. Fields

I like children - fried.
W. C. Fields
old hippy guy
MORE from the fieldster.....

I must have a drink of breakfast.

I never drink water because of the disgusting things that fish do in it.

I never drink water; that is the stuff that rusts pipes.

If at first you don't succeed, try, try again. Then quit. There's no point in being a damn fool about it.


If I had to live my life over, I'd live over a saloon.

It's morally wrong to allow a sucker to keep his money.

Marry an outdoors woman. Then if you throw her out into the yard on a cold night, she can still survive.

Once, during Prohibition, I was forced to live for days on nothing but food and water.

Some weasel took the cork out of my lunch.

The laziest man I ever met put popcorn in his pancakes so they would turn over by themselves.

Women are like elephants. I like to look at 'em, but I wouldn't want to own one.

Big Grin Laugh
old hippy guy
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Originally posted by Hugorune:
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Originally posted by watchinittoomuch:
I met a young man who was wounded in love, I met another man who was wounded in hatred.


Bob Dylan


Hello Valentine How are you? Just quoted that to the hubby, hes a Dylan freak, Hard Rain Smiler


Hello hugeone Valentine

Im not bad mate, you? xx


Been better emergency appendix operation last week, laid up now. Got the three men trying to cook clean etc Crazy, hopefully up and about soon.
Hugorune
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Originally posted by Hugorune:
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Originally posted by watchinittoomuch:
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Originally posted by Hugorune:
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Originally posted by watchinittoomuch:
I met a young man who was wounded in love, I met another man who was wounded in hatred.


Bob Dylan


Hello Valentine How are you? Just quoted that to the hubby, hes a Dylan freak, Hard Rain Smiler


Hello hugeone Valentine

Im not bad mate, you? xx


Been better emergency appendix operation last week, laid up now. Got the three men trying to cook clean etc Crazy, hopefully up and about soon.


Oh ouch Frowner

Well I hope you recover quickly, and that your house isnt ruined Hug Laugh

Men eh Wink

Make the most of the rest Valentine
W
HOKAY some quotes from MY all time favourite BB housemate, ladies and gentlemen I give you the one the only, CITIZEN SCIENCEEEEEE,

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'Makosi: 'Talk to the hand coz the face ain't listening'. Science: 'I don't wanna talk to your face anyway. Especially in the morning when you wake up and you haven't put your eyebrows on''


'Ahh Mr Moth, you dont want to move and i respect your wishes!'

'You got to lick it before you stick it!'


'I'm from the Ghetto and yes I live with my
mum.

''Science cannot be contained'''


'I may be only 5ft 8in, but I have the spirit of a giant'



'Makosi:My mother was one of 50 children. Science: Your grandaddy was a pimp'



'You're not having a bath. You're standing in a bin looking like a idiot.'

'I don't eat chickens arse cos it's not good for ya. D'ya get me?'

and MY all time favourite.........

'Tweedle dumb, tweedle dee and tweedle twat [to Anthony, Maxwell and Craig]'

he was THE MAN Big Grin
old hippy guy

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