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Who even checks the marmite lid...come on now!!
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It's not immediately obvious to me...........
HEATHEN!!!
I'd seen this already. Loonies, not a million miles away from me!
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HEATHEN!!!
Indeed! This seems like a good time to reveal that I have carried on as normal during Lent.
I'm not religious but I always give something up for Lent, just to prove I can
Ok then..in your case you could say you saw Ricky Tomlinson in Marmite...my ARSE!!
...... I don't believe in Marmite either btw. etc.
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...... I don't believe in Marmite either btw. etc.
Now you have really offended me!!
There is only one person who would be visible in Marmite, and that is Satan, as it tastes like the devil's own sweat *barf*
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There is only one person who would be visible in Marmite, and that is Satan, as it tastes like the devil's own sweat *barf*
You have us at a disadvantage.
Having never tasted the devil's sweat, I can't comment.
But Marmite is divine, food of the gods..
But Marmite is divine, food of the gods..
I have to have my daily dose of marmite or I get withdrawal
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But Marmite is divine, food of the gods
Would that be the Gods who mistakenly drank Battery Acid thus destroying their tastebuds in one swell foop?
This is old but as my nephew put it so nicely on hisFb page...more Jesus related crap http://news.bbc.co.uk/1/hi/eng...counties/4161112.stm
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Would that be the Gods who mistakenly drank Battery Acid thus destroying their tastebuds in one swell foop?
No - those are the ones worshipped by non-Marmite lovers, who clearly have NO taste at all Jesus Chapatti anyone?
http://news.bbc.co.uk/1/hi/wor...uth_asia/2484195.stm
I believe it is actually Marmite Lemmy.
Brilliant!
I have seen what-they-call "Jesus" in the embers of my coal fire.
I have also seen Gypsy Rose Lee, Lord Nelson, Johnny Depp, Ted Heath, a goat, Johnny Depp again, a raven, a kettledrum, and did I mention Johnny Depp.
So there!
I have also seen Gypsy Rose Lee, Lord Nelson, Johnny Depp, Ted Heath, a goat, Johnny Depp again, a raven, a kettledrum, and did I mention Johnny Depp.
So there!
These people are clearly Cuckoo...
...I may be wrong but wouldn't you think if the Almighty Jesus was to reveal himself, it'd be somewhere other than in a jar of Marmite! Maybe somewhere like The Wailing Wall or equally, any other pilrimage site....
...will we be witnessing pilgrimages to the Jars/ Sauces & Pickles Aisles in the Supermarkets now do you think....
...I may be wrong but wouldn't you think if the Almighty Jesus was to reveal himself, it'd be somewhere other than in a jar of Marmite! Maybe somewhere like The Wailing Wall or equally, any other pilrimage site....
...will we be witnessing pilgrimages to the Jars/ Sauces & Pickles Aisles in the Supermarkets now do you think....
I have seen what-they-call "Jesus" in the embers of my coal fire. I have also seen Gypsy Rose Lee, Lord Nelson, Johnny Depp, Ted Heath, a goat, Johnny Depp again, a raven, a kettledrum, and did I mention Johnny Depp. So there!
As have I in the clouds, (not the kettledrum though, or Ted Heath)...
Was that Ted Heath the MP or Ted Heath the band leader?....we need to know these things
Croc - it was the politician. I should have clarified.
Yes, you should have....I could have sepnt ages looking out for that bandleader!
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"We've had a tough couple of months; my mum's been really ill and it's comforting to think that if he is there, he's watching over us."
What a dilemma, though. When they're down to the last scraping of Marmite in the jar, what will they do? Make do with dry toast, or destroy the lord's image for their own greed?
Father forgive them, for they know not what they do..
Father forgive them, for they know not what they do..
You get Buddha with Bovril.
I saw Ghandi at the cinema. Beat THAT!
Jesus has Registered on Shadys.
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*rushes off to check Marmite jar for images of John McCririck*
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Jesus has Registered on Shadys.
I know he rides a chopper sometimes..Maybe he's just making his presence known after being dumped by madonna
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You get Buddha with Bovril.
You bliddy don't! Cows are sacred and Buddha was a veggie..
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You bliddy don't! Cows are sacred and Buddha was a veggie..
He just said that cos he wanted all the Bovril to himself. Reference:
He just said that cos he wanted all the Bovril to himself.
I've just remembered not all cows are sacred.. "People might think I'm nuts, but I like to think it's Jesus looking out for us.
"We've had a tough couple of months; my mum's been really ill and it's comforting to think that if he is there, he's watching over us."
Nuts??? in marmite???
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Nuts??? in marmite???
There's no warning on the label!
Wonder who's lurking in the Nutella then?
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