*Pities hard*

Have some pity

How did you break it?

Ooooh no you poor bugger! <--- thats not even fake!

How did you do it?

aww Fracas

My sister broke hers in April or was it May anyway she said it hurt like feck for the first week but it was fine then after. She was in plaster for 6 weeks then phsyio (sp) for a couple of weeks after. Keep it elevated.

I gave you fake sympathy yesterday....but as am super generous...here's another hug

Awwwwww! you poor poor thing you...big hugs!.......does this mean if I wanna nick ya choccy biccies..you couldn't stop me ??............ ..

Just stood on it funny and it went crack.


Yes, have pity for the sweet  love of god.  LOOK at me ---> 

Good, I'm at the ibuproofen like smarties.

Ive only ever broke my arm, it didnt hurt for long, the pot wearing in much more annoying.


Can i write on you with my crayon?

would bacon improve the situation

hope you feel better soon

I could  kick you with my good  leg.

Thanks Mo, Queeny

Any time love

No fake sympathy here. Tis all real.

Yes,  hugely *tummy growls*

*writes something obscene*

*lip wobble*

*smirks*

Is that the same green crayon you use to pen angry letters to points of view?

Fracas, here's a pressie for when you get itchy

A likkle something to keep you going

Is it a straight forward break or are we talking plates and pins and screws and shit?

Oooooh I've been told about the itching


And I am starving *licks screen*

Dunno what it is, got appt at fracture clinic tomorrow.  I wanna see the xray!

I've never broken anything (touch wood) but one of the girls broke her arm a few years ago. My high heels and stairs don't mix well


She hurt for what seemed like years but really it was a week or so. The worst part was the itching. God she moaned and moaned. Get yourself a knitting needle or ruler

Would a cup of tea help?

Joins in with teh fake sympathy. . for Fracas..  


**wonders how you get chocolate cake down a cast and if it really can help with itching **

Not behind the ears though.  Well, not this week anyway.

I'm moaning here as I am stranded at home


Suzi, I would sell my first born for a brew


I have proper sympathy for disability now, nightmare

Have a hug off me!   It wasn't fake or anything, I even hugged my screen.

Gimme cake and I'll show yers.

...would like to see that!



I did a David Beckham when I was 13....doing mobile dancing.(excercise)...broke my left 5th metatarsal(sp)...had plaster from my toes to my knee!....itched like mad! & had grown what seemed like a years growth of hair when removed 8 weeks later!
 

The one good thing was the PE teacher had to carry me to sick bay!.....Made alot of girls very jellus!!!!

Fake sympathy, get better soon

Chance would be a fine thing Deej   It's at times like this that being single is a bitch.  I NEED HUGS AND SMOOCHES   

...and you know I've been whining on FB for 24 hours solid.  Bless

I've heard that your skin turns to porridge as well.  Yikes!


Darlo, I can't drink that booze, it would mean another painful trip to the khazie.  2 wees in 24 hours (3 if you count the one in  the bath )

Nah... you'll shove it down yer neck not your cast...  

hope the ouchy isn't too ouchy for too long

, keep it for whenever or have a sly one when no-one's looking.

Awww I got a smooch *nuzzles*

I'll just have a sip then...