I don't know anything!

Neither do I

All mens nipples are 9.25 inches apart.

If you're flying in a plane at 35,000 feet, and you fall out, it takes 5 WHOLE MINUTES to fall to the ground.

It's a myth that a mans member is in proportion to the size of his feet or that you can tell the size my checking the distance between his thumb and forefinger.

Oh come on, awe me with facts that I dont know and cant prove. Its either this or housework and I really cant be arsed hoovering just now!

Ok, something I thought I knew, that a statue of a figure on a horse - if both front legs are raised means the rider died in battle and one leg raised means he died from wounds suffered in battle.

Then Stephen Fry said it was an urban myth!  Damn that man and his cleverness!

Oooh I do hate it when something is proved wrong!!!


There are over 20,000 species of ants in the world.

It's just thrown me for a loop!  Now I doubt everything that I thought I knew!

Thats how I felt about the nipple thing.

I could make something up?  I'm good at that and someone will come along and say it's rubbish!

Ok - here's one.  Cats have 64 whiskers.

On average, a blue whale will spunk the amount of a swimming pool in its life time.

Female Blue Whales have incredibly good complexions.

Who measures these things and why?  Even more importantly, how?  Are they sent into a cubicle with a large jug and a magazine of naked whales?

I dunno Suzi, I made that one up!

You bored Mo?

"Rhythm" is the longest English word without a vowel.

Coca-Cola would be green if colouring weren’t added to it

More people are allergic to cow's milk than any other food.

An octopus is as intelligent as a dog.

Interesting, I like that!

I really want to see an elephant stand on its head. FACT.

Forgot to say 'Queue' is the shortest word with the most vowels.

Scraunched is the longest English word with one syllable.

This is an old one. What word starts with 6 consonants and ends with nine?

Mine int

Hahahahahaha...............

What is the sound of one hand clapping?  I do know the answer to this!

The average person will eat 8 spiders throughout their life whilst sleeping...

A cow can walk upstairs, but you'll never get it to walk back down again.  It's impossible!

Those little woodlice that scuttle about  in the garden under stones and rotting leaves etc are not insects but crustaceans,they are related to crabs and lobsters etc.

Kangaroos cant walk backwards.

Male bats have the highest rate of homosexuality of any mammal

Rabbits are not rodents.

One wonders who finds out these things

Elephants are the only animals that can't jump

Camels have three eyelids to protect themselves from blowing sand.