Saw that on your status, JOINED!
Croc that text you just sent me is one of the funniest things I've read all year 
Remember our dead pets at Christmas so they can share the festive fun
I might become a fan of " Stop chewing so loud, it makes me want to punch you"
Michael Jacksons Dead Plastic Starfish
i love this thread
Glad you enjoyed the text K
I am always tired because I become a superhero at night.
BRB....I'm not really going anywhere but neither is this conversation.
Nerd? We prefer the term intellectual badass.
Osama bin Laden. World Hide and Seek Champion since 2001.
Reference:
madamski offline 2815 Forum Posts 23 December 2009 00:11 (Edited: ) i am a relative of the pirate oneI
I want to be a mighty pirate!
I want to be a mighty pirate!
Hmm!
That didn't work out too well.
That didn't work out too well.
'I hate it when you walk outside and someone randomly throws a fridge at you'
(cheers for that one Croc! 
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(cheers for that one Croc! )
'I hate it when you're watching TV and Tiger Woods randomly comes round for sex'
'I hate it when you open the fridge and get punched by a bear'
I'm keeping myself well entertained here!
I'm keeping myself well entertained here!
For all you Spongebob fans
'How is Mr Krabs daughter a whale?'
'How is Mr Krabs daughter a whale?'
I'm not yelling, I'm Italian...that's how we talk!
'Of course I believe in evolution....how else would Charmander become Charizard?'
'Gingers congregating round the chicken in Sainsbury's....it must be stopped'
'I don't actually like you, I only have you added so i can laugh at you'
'I regularly open my fridge and stand gazing inside it for no reason at all'
Well, you know my opinion on that one!
'Yes I live in Australia and yes, I do ride a kangeroo to school'
'Dora the Explorer is soo an illegal immigrant'
Reference:
Dora the Explorer is soo an illegal immigrant'
JOINING NOW!
'There's no such thing as strawberry blonde, you're friggin' ginger!'
I rest my case!! Mental!! but there's mental and there's mental!! TIS NOT FOR ME!!
I've just told nearly 8,000 people on one group that shoes and handbags are far more important than football *shitmeselfsmilie*
PMSL Karma! If you think so
Reference:
'I hate it when you're watching TV and Tiger Woods randomly comes round for sex'
'Its not fair, I never get mental messages in my inbox'
'Don't you just hate it when a walrus attacks your nan' posted this:
nan just got pinned against the wall by a gang of russian walruses. luckily she escaped using her handily located jetpack .
And this one "I used to like you now you're a dick"
http://www.facebook.com/pages/.../192234169269?ref=nf
http://www.facebook.com/pages/.../192234169269?ref=nf