Gary Lineker "The most anticipated game of the season" !

Really Gary. 

Probably anticipated since the draw.

I've got it on. How long I'll stick with it I don't know 

Me too.

If it looks like a Manure win or it is a very boring game then Only Connect beckons. 

 and eating a curry

I've just fed myself too 

I'm just cooking up some pasta (chicken & chorizo) raveeolee!!

Cut my hair though.

I had bolognese pasta  

Quorn masala with rice/quinoa

YES

I thought Ozil's ball out to Oxlade-Chamberlain was the wrong one at first.

GOooooooooooooooooaaaaaaaalll

Where on earth was the United Nos 7

I had to reboot and wasn't taking notice 

Oh! 

Bow-locks 

Knock it off Wellbeck 

gooooooooooooooaaaaaaaaaaaaaallllllllllll

bugger

Edit...oh, I dunno though....

that won;t do Rooney's hair any favours

WE all do it Sprout.

I really thought he'd gone down without being touched 

I'm liking some of the movement, close control and footwork of some Arsenal players.

Yes I was thinking they've got the better of the game

STOP THAT !!!

Stop calling him Alec Oxlade Chamberlain FGS!!

Chamberlain is enough - he aint the Queen !!!!!

Could always just call him Oxy 

Ali Oxy Chamby

Oxymoron

An oxymoron (plural oxymora or oxymorons) is a figure of speech that juxtaposes elements that appear to be contradictory.

Felani is pants

I'm not a fan.

And yet he didn't seem to do too badly when he was with the Toffees

They had so many chances to take Giggs out during his run.

Hideous chest hair

Sprout do you like/dislike chest hair on a guy?

Ooo! Martin! 

As long as it's not a mat it's fine 

Plenty of parking spaces I see.

PMSL!! ^^