Apparently he was removing a mirror from the toilet wall as part of a tutorial on how he's been managing to masturbate in privacy. 
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Spidey, thev guy reaches new levels of revolsion...Lest we forget the whole taking a picture of his bum while taking a dump. 
quote:Originally posted by ŅÏÎđâŅŅОÏηКŅÎģ:
Apparently he was removing a mirror from the toilet wall as part of a tutorial on how he's been managing to masturbate in privacy.
I bet all of them masterbate in the house at one time or another.
I think they should all do it at the same time...turn it into a task.
the last chat they had about this rodrigo was in the lead ahead of marcus lol
but i think marcus does this because it will hilarous for him to tell his mates and he will think its brilliant plan
but i think marcus does this because it will hilarous for him to tell his mates and he will think its brilliant plan
quote:Originally posted by fz:
I think they should all do it at the same time...turn it into a task.
quote:Originally posted by Free Thinking:quote:Originally posted by ŅÏÎđâŅŅОÏηКŅÎģ:
Apparently he was removing a mirror from the toilet wall as part of a tutorial on how he's been managing to masturbate in privacy.
I bet all of them masterbate in the house at one time or another.
If what you say is true then why the tutorial?
they will all go blind quote:Originally posted by ŅÏÎđâŅŅОÏηКŅÎģ:
Apparently he was removing a mirror from the toilet wall as part of a tutorial on how he's been managing to masturbate in privacy.
Pull the other one
quote:Originally posted by ŅÏÎđâŅŅОÏηКŅÎģ:
Apparently he was removing a mirror from the toilet wall as part of a tutorial on how he's been managing to masturbate in privacy.
quote:Originally posted by Senora Reyes:
Spidey, thev guy reaches new levels of revolsion...Lest we forget the whole taking a picture of his bum while taking a dump.
Must be another example of this TV Gold which he was banging on about the other day.
Men masturbate. They really honestly do. Even if they are in a relationship and certainly when they aren't. It would be a strange man who didn't or a eunuch.
You can't blame him for wanting the mirror down, can you? 
I don't get it why did he need the mirror or should i not ask in fact i really don't want to know this do i
He's very erm...industrious.
quote:Originally posted by Shizzlex:
I don't get it why did he need the mirror or should i not ask in fact i really don't want to know this do i
I'm not convinced that removing the mirror is part of his normal routine because on this occasion it didn't seem to want to come away from the wall.
Maybe it was more a brain storming session than a tutorial.
quote:Originally posted by Shizzlex:
I don't get it why did he need the mirror or should i not ask in fact i really don't want to know this do i
Maybe he likes to practice his climax faces
Oh god really . Well the guy does have needs that need seeing to
. Well the guy does have needs that need seeing to
Is this what he sees
quote:Originally posted by electric6:quote:Originally posted by Shizzlex:
I don't get it why did he need the mirror or should i not ask in fact i really don't want to know this do i
Maybe he likes to practice his climax faces
Probably something like this:
quote:Originally posted by Roxi:
Oh god really
Yeh, but why give tutorials on how he does it?
That's the bit I don't get.quote:Originally posted by ŅÏÎđâŅŅОÏηКŅÎģ:quote:Originally posted by Roxi:
Oh god really
Yeh, but why give tutorials on how he does it?
whats the betting halfwit was standing there ohhhingggg and ummminng
Has no one told him what an obvious wanker he is?
quote:Originally posted by ŅÏÎđâŅŅОÏηКŅÎģ:quote:Originally posted by electric6:quote:Originally posted by Shizzlex:
I don't get it why did he need the mirror or should i not ask in fact i really don't want to know this do i
Maybe he likes to practice his climax faces
Probably something like this:
N'stuff!
Marcus seen in London High street.
OH and lets NOT forget to rush and make ANOTHER "EWWWW" thread cause its about Marcus,....I will tell ya this....I would be VERY concerned at ANY male between the age of 14 and 104 who HADNT felt the need to erm...."take the preasure off" after being in there so long,
masturbation...its PERFECTLY natural ya know? ALL men do it, and lots of women tell lies, 
masturbation...its PERFECTLY natural ya know? ALL men do it, and lots of women tell lies,
quote:Originally posted by Real:
Marcus seen in London High street.
Weird!
quote:Originally posted by old hippy guy:
OH and lets NOT forget to rush and make ANOTHER "EWWWW" thread cause its about Marcus,....I will tell ya this....I would be VERY concerned at ANY male between the age of 14 and 104 who HADNT felt the need to erm...."take the preasure off" after being in there so long,
masturbation...its PERFECTLY natural ya know? ALL men do it, and lots of women tell lies,
Are giving tutorials on masturbation ritual perfectly normal?
quote:Originally posted by old hippy guy:
OH and lets NOT forget to rush and make ANOTHER "EWWWW" thread cause its about Marcus,....I will tell ya this....I would be VERY concerned at ANY male between the age of 14 and 104 who HADNT felt the need to erm...."take the preasure off" after being in there so long,
masturbation...its PERFECTLY natural ya know? ALL men do it, and lots of women tell lies,
How many 35 year olds would take a couple of friends over to the toilet, to show them their routine?
quote:Originally posted by Blizzie:quote:Originally posted by old hippy guy:
OH and lets NOT forget to rush and make ANOTHER "EWWWW" thread cause its about Marcus,....I will tell ya this....I would be VERY concerned at ANY male between the age of 14 and 104 who HADNT felt the need to erm...."take the preasure off" after being in there so long,
masturbation...its PERFECTLY natural ya know? ALL men do it, and lots of women tell lies,
How many 35 year olds would take a couple of friends over to the toilet, to show them their routine?
haha well...AHEM when I was a younger lad and a bunch of us lads would get erm.....a bit "tippsy" we would quite often have conversations about ALL sorts of things...its what BLOKES do,
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quote:Originally posted by old hippy guy:
haha well...AHEM when I was a younger lad and a bunch of us lads would get erm.....a bit "tippsy" we would quite often have conversations about ALL sorts of things...its what BLOKES do,
Some blokes?
Also, are you still calling a 35 year old a 'young lad'?
quote:Originally posted by old hippy guy:quote:Originally posted by Blizzie:quote:Originally posted by old hippy guy:
OH and lets NOT forget to rush and make ANOTHER "EWWWW" thread cause its about Marcus,....I will tell ya this....I would be VERY concerned at ANY male between the age of 14 and 104 who HADNT felt the need to erm...."take the preasure off" after being in there so long,
masturbation...its PERFECTLY natural ya know? ALL men do it, and lots of women tell lies,
How many 35 year olds would take a couple of friends over to the toilet, to show them their routine?
haha well...AHEM when I was a younger lad and a bunch of us lads would get erm.....a bit "tippsy" we would quite often have conversations about ALL sorts of things...its what BLOKES do,
Shhhhhhhh We'll be getting an " Old Bikers are wankers thread "
the guy is obsessed with wanking... I dont really think he's ever 'had' a girl in his life (please excuse the expression). Remember when they won a task or something and HE said something like 'we're gonna get prostitutes'.... I'm not SWEARING thats what he said - he might have said lapdancers....
anyhow the point is the same...
someone once told me that when people BRAG about sex, its usually cos they're not getting any - I believe this to be true in Marcus' case
anyhow the point is the same...
someone once told me that when people BRAG about sex, its usually cos they're not getting any - I believe this to be true in Marcus' case
quote:Originally posted by BARMY BRUMMIE:
the guy is obsessed with wanking...
Hardly surprising he looks a right state...He'd find it hard to get some action, plus the personal hygene issues ain't gonna get him pussy any time soon.
quote:Originally posted by BARMY BRUMMIE:
the guy is obsessed with wanking... I dont really think he's ever 'had' a girl in his life (please excuse the expression). Remember when they won a task or something and HE said something like 'we're gonna get prostitutes'.... I'm not SWEARING thats what he said - he might have said lapdancers....
anyhow the point is the same...
someone once told me that when people BRAG about sex, its usually cos they're not getting any - I believe this to be true in Marcus' case
Generally true in RL too.
quote:Originally posted by Blizzie:quote:Originally posted by old hippy guy:
haha well...AHEM when I was a younger lad and a bunch of us lads would get erm.....a bit "tippsy" we would quite often have conversations about ALL sorts of things...its what BLOKES do,
Some blokes?
Also, are you still calling a 35 year old a 'young lad'?
its all a matter of perspective, to ME he IS "a lad" AND bloody hell.....when I was his age...well,....I was younger, hehe,...and we used have a LAUGH,....ALL the time,.. best years of my life my 30s
PS of course a 30 something who is married with children, is a different animal alltogether than a 30 something with NO dependants or house payments to keep up,...MY 30s were GREAT years,
quote:Originally posted by Senora Reyes:quote:Originally posted by BARMY BRUMMIE:
the guy is obsessed with wanking...
Hardly surprising he looks a right state...He'd find it hard to get some action, plus the personal hygene issues ain't gonna get him pussy any time soon.
Being a so-Called celeb when he gets out, reckon there will be plenty of Lady hangers on.
quote:Originally posted by Real:quote:Originally posted by old hippy guy:quote:Originally posted by Blizzie:quote:Originally posted by old hippy guy:
OH and lets NOT forget to rush and make ANOTHER "EWWWW" thread cause its about Marcus,....I will tell ya this....I would be VERY concerned at ANY male between the age of 14 and 104 who HADNT felt the need to erm...."take the preasure off" after being in there so long,
masturbation...its PERFECTLY natural ya know? ALL men do it, and lots of women tell lies,
How many 35 year olds would take a couple of friends over to the toilet, to show them their routine?
haha well...AHEM when I was a younger lad and a bunch of us lads would get erm.....a bit "tippsy" we would quite often have conversations about ALL sorts of things...its what BLOKES do,
OHG I was so tempted to start a OHG really is a wanker thread, but thought I had better not, it might get me shot if peeps didn't see this first.
quote:Originally posted by Real:quote:Originally posted by Senora Reyes:quote:Originally posted by BARMY BRUMMIE:
the guy is obsessed with wanking...
Hardly surprising he looks a right state...He'd find it hard to get some action, plus the personal hygene issues ain't gonna get him pussy any time soon.
Being a so-Called celeb when he gets out, reckon there will be plenty of Lady hangers on.
In his dreams. The guy needs to get a makeover shave off them lambchop sideburns, cut the tail off, have a wash brush his teeth, and buy some clothes that were'nt made/worn in the 80's.