Porn, and a bearded woman - what kind of hell is this going to be?
Why am I even here??? 
I bet you the bearded "woman" gimmicky act wins, I bet you all. 
yes agree vids I have a sneaky feeling 'she' will as well
Anyone got the subtitles on? They just spelt Ukraine as Ewe Train
Welcome matey 
I've sussed it:
1. Be ugly.
2. Be boring.
3. Have a boring and ugly routine going on.
Here it comes 
stupid having peeps on the stage as props -what is the point
gives it a bit of razzle dazzle, flair, umph, gumph, fadumph, wizz, bang, shananana
ya get me.
why do they have an ice skater for a 'singing' contest [I use singing in very loose terms] 
I would have applied for that job...just in case the PR job with the Tie falls through
Porn, and a bearded woman - what kind of hell is this going to be?
Why am I even here???
I bet you the bearded "woman" gimmicky act wins, I bet you all.
Nah, if she flashes her 'pits too you'll cry 
(Wotcha Vids 
)
hahahah.. lovin' the lyrics
Vodka is better than whisky and gin.
WINNER!!!!!!!!!!!!!!1
WINNERS!!!!!
Porn, and a bearded woman - what kind of hell is this going to be?
Why am I even here???
I bet you the bearded "woman" gimmicky act wins, I bet you all.
yes agree vids I have a sneaky feeling 'she' will as well
It would be great if the best song wins....for once.
Its Gwen Stefani
getting your norks out ain't gonna make it sound better
I knew I could have done something in this Euro...I should have applied for the skatie jobby 
sure you don't want to be the Polish bint doing the washing seductively?
Polish version of Little Mix. ****ing state.
Hmmmm, liking the cut of Poland's jib so far,
I've found the red button
Wasn't easy
???
big clue: RED
you'd think it was that easy eh?
It was: Press Red. Press OK/Select, and there we are......
Oh I say
What would Katie Boyle say?
Sorry - i forgot the . . . be filthy
bet this wins or comes close
getting your norks out ain't gonna make it sound better
I'm waiting for a big Pole
I knew I could have done something in this Euro...I should have applied for the skatie jobby
sure you don't want to be the Polish bint doing the washing seductively?
if I go your coming...I don't trust you to bugger orf to SA
Put them away missus 
So.. to sum up.... Slavic girls are a bunch of strumpets?
I like the Polish girls for the craziness and the authentic dress.
1) POLAND
2) ICELAND
Vodka is better than whisky and gin.
WINNER!!!!!!!!!!!!!!1
Also heard "pour the vodka" WINNNERRR!!
getting your norks out ain't gonna make it sound better
I'm waiting for a big Pole
*glares at screen*
getting your norks out ain't gonna make it sound better
I'm waiting for a big Pole
Oh I say What would Katie Boyle say?
you're on fire tonight Soozy
****ing hell, Poland ÂĐMeaty
they showed more last night
Well, that was a bit ... odd 
Last tango in Poland.
Hmmmm, liking the cut of Poland's jib so far,
Nah, I got them sussed. They strike me as the sort of girls who would lure you into a room where another man then beheads you...
getting your norks out ain't gonna make it sound better
I'm waiting for a big Pole
So.. to sum up.... Slavic girls are a bunch of strumpets?
What a lovely word
Vodka is better than whisky and gin.
WINNER!!!!!!!!!!!!!!1
Also heard "pour the vodka" WINNNERRR!!
Well that's put the tin lid on it conclusively 
Hmmmm, liking the cut of Poland's jib so far,
Nah, I got them sussed. They strike me as the sort of girls who would lure you into a room where another man then beheads you...
