Im kidding you know, those 17 year olds have done nothing wrong, and im on Russia's side in this whole Ukraine thing, I feel that the illegitimate Ukraine government stole that country.

Yep - shut up the tears . . . or something

Or scrap it altogether

Ole!

Well it's all going tits up.

Why "lovely" Austria?  It's a bloke in a dress fgs.  Get over it.

Oh well, at least Graham Norton will be happy that Austria won.

How many votes to go? I want to go to bed!

Like it wasn't going to..... 

Tallin - the last time I was there I got tiddled on cherry cider at the Depeche Mode bar 

come on... let's see a last surge for the dutchies...

so you're enthralled Rexicles 

If Austria lose (highly unlikely that they'll be less than top 3), I bet you he shaves off his beard.

if you see them dance you will understand why .

'conchita I have to ask you the obvious question..how do you feel' is that the 'obvious' question. I can think of a few others. #eurovision

I really thought Spain would be nearer the top.

That's why the votes will never be 'on a level' 

I may have peaked too early

That's a poor choice of phrase seeing as who is winning.

Oh that is so much more Eurovision than what's on the telly    

Yay!   Go the Netherlands! 

"Doesn`t he look smart" 

Thanks Ireland 

Nope, Poland aren't that high on the tables

Oh FFS... Ireland

Fret not, they'll be acting like they've won down on the Costas tonight regardless

see we gave you 8 points so be satisfied with that UK  

There you go UK... don't say we never give you anything 

You just let yourselves down 

What do you expect from a Westshite ?

That was worth a state visit. #Eurovision #Ireland

Oh ****ing hell. That twunt from Ireland followed by this one...

Finalnd voter - you tit

Not Enimem at all

"Well that wasn't embarrassing at all"