box of dubious rose wine 
prawn toast in the oven
Jedward smileys at the ready
Lovely daughter by my side (she told me to put that 
)
I AM READY... EUROVISION 2012!!! WOOOHOOOOOOO
*getting in the spirit of things*
Originally Posted by MrsB:
Originally Posted by Dirtyprettygirlthing:
My daughter knows all the words to this 
Is it too late to have her adopted?
S'ok.. she moves out in 4 months 
HAHAHAHAHAHAHA
Humpatastic!
OK, I'm considering giving this a go..... I might not make it till the end.
To save faffing, I made a jug.
Here comes 'Bert Dink
Well that's us stuffed cos The Humpo will be forgotten pretty smart!!!
Originally Posted by MrsB:
Well that's us stuffed cos The Humpo will be forgotten pretty smart!!!
Result!! 
Gawd, never before have we fitted in so well with our European cousins
Originally Posted by ~Cosmopolitan~:
To save faffing, I made a jug.
Here comes 'Bert Dink
I've made a jug of pimms too...must have about 7 of my 5 a day in there as well!!!
Originally Posted by MrsB:
Well that's us stuffed cos The Humpo will be forgotten pretty smart!!!
how can you forget the hump?
Actually.. look at the colour of his lips - he might be about to do a Tommy Cooper!
Oh dear.
I like our song.........'Cos luuuurrrrve comes once, if yerr luckiiieeee'
FIRE!!!!!!!
Lurve only lurve....
why are they welding ?
Originally Posted by MrsB:
Originally Posted by ~Cosmopolitan~:
To save faffing, I made a jug.
Here comes 'Bert Dink
I've made a jug of pimms too...must have about 7 of my 5 a day in there as well!!!
Us girls gotta get our vitamins, eh? 
oh dear. How long is this on?
Gawd he looks proper sleazy these days 
And sounds shocking....
Originally Posted by KaffyBaffy:
oh dear. How long is this on?
You'll be loving it soon!
Ears?????????
Originally Posted by KaffyBaffy:
oh dear. How long is this on?
For ever
Hungary do U2?
As much as it pains me to say, but i would like Jedward to come 2nd.
Well, I'm not exactly overwhealmed by that, but in actual fact it might go down quite well with those former Eastern Block countries.
I think that's wht he was chosen.
its all a bit too serious and 'cool' for my liking.
Mind you...the guitarist looks nicely built...
Originally Posted by KaffyBaffy:
oh dear. How long is this on?
3 hours!
Originally Posted by KaffyBaffy:
oh dear. How long is this on?
Kaffy... if you can stick with The Voice then this will be a piece of piss for you...
just keep knocking back the wine & get your point & laugh finger at the ready!
You have to down a glass of wine in one for every cheesy camera wink & power ballad air grab you see!
This is better than The Voice.
Lol..".I dont think we will be troubled by that song again"
Bjork meets Gaga.....
....fail.
oh my!
Mummy, there's a scary lady on the telly
Albania's answer to Amy Winehouse
She looks like something out of Star Trek.
It's a boner rating of two.
Originally Posted by Amythist:
Lol..".I dont think we will be troubled by that song again"
That made me giggle too....love Graham but miss the Wogan 
MY GOD....what is this assaulting my ears?
the dogs just gone shooting out the room with his tail between his legs
Has she still got the hanger in her dress?
Lordy what a noise.