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I've just logged back on, I've been on the dog to me mate in ammersmif, 2 and half bleedin hower's.
ahhh gawd... doncha ate it wen vat appens? 
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Oohs yer mate, Maff Ormightee?
Nah, Marija Ormightee
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Nah, Marija Ormightee
Sands loik shee can tork thee indlegs offa donkee!
I can't translate 'maff' or 'marija' 
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I can't translate 'maff' or 'marija'
Maff is mowff.Marija sands a bit forin.
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Maff is mowff. Marija sands a bit forin.
o....k... got mowff (I fink I'm a bi' estry then) ... got forin... but how does that attach to 'ormightee'?
Maff ormightee = mouth almighty - shoots their mouth off.
I've never quite worked out where East London finishes and Essex begins; linguistically speaking.
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Maff ormightee = mouth almighty - shoots their mouth off.
Ahhh... fanks! Sumfing you'd know a bi' abaht ven? 
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I've never quite worked out where East London finishes and Essex begins; linguistically speaking.
There's a PhD thesis in the making as we talk then! Reference: Cold Sweat
I've never quite worked out where East London finishes and Essex begins; linguistically speaking.
Vee endov me gardin, innit! Reference: Pam
Ahhh... fanks! Sumfing you'd know a bi' abaht ven?
Dan't earole anyfink what vat tart blizzie utters, er gaff is up the nob end of Essex, near that erbert "Sralon" an vat porn geezer who's avin a bit wiv dem ammer's.
LEAVE IT AAAAAAHT, ESSIE! 
*quietly flicks through copy of the Daily Mail while vem cahhs ave i' ahht*
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LEAVE IT AAAAAAHT, ESSIE!
Awl goan quiet ova der
*Suddenly feeling proud to have been raised in the far more refined environment that is N18!
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*Suddenly feeling proud to have been raised in the far more refined environment that is N18!
Norf Curclaw, A406 near Costco? me uvver fav awnt next to furrock Costco'sReference:
Norf Curclaw, A406 near Costco? me uvver fav awnt next to furrock Costco's
U ain't bin to 'kea ven! Norf Cirkla or wot! After you bin to Brent Craws! 'ell on erf!! 
Wot you mares bangin on abaat? Ave a wuurd!
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Wot you mares bangin on abaat? Ave a wuurd!
Dunno Karma, I've bin aving a moment
if ever a forum needed edwardian lil, now is the time.
Oh my!!! I come from Dajenham (moved away when I could, no disrespect peoples) and my mum and dad moved to Saffend.
It really is like listening to them talk
It really is like listening to them talk
Brilliant Essie - I just read it out loud and was amazed by the fluent Essix cammin' aat me maff!
Bluddy furriners!
I used to say this to all post folk...
Cor blimey guv'nor you aint a toff an no mistakin ya (in a Eliza Doolittle voice) I loves it I does!
Essix is quite different to Auld Lundin speak IMHO
Cor blimey guv'nor you aint a toff an no mistakin ya (in a Eliza Doolittle voice) I loves it I does!
Essix is quite different to Auld Lundin speak IMHO