It was a bit strong the water, it made me think... ooch, AND im still coverd in dort

I once bought hubby a book called "how to say *cough* go away in every language"

I can say I love you in 8 languages much different sentiments than my mother....

It must be an age thing

edit to say - I'd spend more time learning the **off translations, rather than the I love you ones 

What if we the times table wrong:

2 X 7 = 33

What happens then?

Also:

Ich brauche einen poo

I can say I love you in 8 languages much different sentiments than my mother....

I can say it in 3 year old nephew language. "I wubz you" 

das ist ein spiegelei

^^ That was the extent of my two years of German at school ... and I've never been in Germany at breakfast time!!

Em....that's not the sort of German I was meaning!

the one sentence I remember from doing German at school was.. 

eine grune banana gefallt mir sehr gut

It was my one line in a mini play we did 

One and one are two.... two and two are four.... Inchworm, Inchworm, measuring the daffodils

Oh, so i translated it correctly then?

I just put that into google and it said:

"Grune one banana pleases me very well"

ermmmm - shall we talk about this play *raises eyebrows*

Hahahahahahahah!

I'll have some of whatever you're on Baz

Not saying!

It was supposed to mean "A green banana pleases me a lot"

and it wasn't my fault..   the teacher said we had to do a play...  using only the props we had to hand...   ours was zoo based...  and between us the closest we could come to a banana prop was my friends pea pod pencil case! 

I'm guessing that you really had to be there

I get to stalk you around the forum barking times table questions at you till you get them all right And we're going up to 99x99!!!! None of this pansy stopping at 12 malarkey.

Measuring the daffodils? What happened to the marigolds?

Actually, I've just remembered.... it should be *marigolds*.... not daffodils  Song by Danny Kaye

 You just HAD to get there before me, didn't you!!!

 Hi Cologne How's the shoulder?

tbf Baz probably improved the song...  

not much measuring to do on a Marigold..    they aren't that tall are they?

Much better to inch up a daffodil! 

I think it's about time the inchworm branched out a little

ROFL

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Yeah, but 'centimeterworm' just doesn't have the same ring to it!

You only included the picture so you could blame google for how long it took you to answer

Fluffy..... did you just change my quote just so you could say that?

I'll have you know that I was in the shower, washing my unmentionables! 

You wash your ties in the shower?

.....................................................yes.

ROFL

 What just happened

I saw it too Baz ......THE RUSSIANS ARE COMING!!!!

I want to know what i missed! What did you both see?