I'm just terrible at putting tents up !!! 
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well i avnt got this check out ma other thred if u want proof.
I saw a guy with a large back pack one day.
I asked if he was going on holiday.
He said, "Camper"
So i said,
"Alright big boy - are you and those sexy legs going on holiday or is my name Shirley?"
Originally Posted by Saint:
I saw a guy with a large back pack one day.
I asked if he was going on holiday.
He said, "Camper"
So i said,
"Alright big boy - are you and those sexy legs going on holiday or is my name Shirley?"
You crease me 
Phew - I'm so glad you all got the joke and not thought it a personal problem
Originally Posted by Enthusiastic Contrafibularities:
Phew - I'm so glad you all got the joke and not thought it a personal problem
We're to polite to ask 
Originally Posted by erinp:
Originally Posted by Enthusiastic Contrafibularities:
Phew - I'm so glad you all got the joke and not thought it a personal problem
We're to polite to ask
I'm sure there are a couple of forthright FM's who would not hesitate One surprisingly did post and no mention of it, naming no names suffice to say they are a rather heavenly FM
Originally Posted by Saint:
Were your ears burning?
Originally Posted by Saint:
Originally Posted by Yogi19:
Originally Posted by Saint:
Were your ears burning?
. . . when you're talked about
Originally Posted by Saint:
Originally Posted by Yogi19:
Originally Posted by Saint:
Were your ears burning?
. . . when you're talked about
As my nana used to say, "when they are talking about you, they are leaving someone else alone".
It's no laughing matter.
Originally Posted by Yogi19:
Originally Posted by Saint:
Originally Posted by Yogi19:
Originally Posted by Saint:
Were your ears burning?
. . . when you're talked about
As my nana used to say, "when they are talking about you, they are leaving someone else alone".
Yep, my mam and dad said that too
The doctor showed me all the photies.
Britt Eckland, Ursula Andres, Lorraine Kelly, Gena..
Not one degree by his protractometer 
Originally Posted by Sprout:
Originally Posted by Yogi19:
Originally Posted by Saint:
Originally Posted by Yogi19:
Originally Posted by Saint:
Were your ears burning?
. . . when you're talked about
As my nana used to say, "when they are talking about you, they are leaving someone else alone".
Yep, my mam and dad said that too
The wisdom of the ancients.
Now that I'm getting older, I find myself spouting some of my grandparents and parents sayings.
Originally Posted by Yogi19:
Originally Posted by Sprout:
Originally Posted by Yogi19:
Originally Posted by Saint:
Originally Posted by Yogi19:
Originally Posted by Saint:
Were your ears burning?
. . . when you're talked about
As my nana used to say, "when they are talking about you, they are leaving someone else alone".
Yep, my mam and dad said that too
The wisdom of the ancients.
Now that I'm getting older, I find myself spouting some of my grandparents and parents sayings.
Me too 
Originally Posted by velvet donkey:
The doctor showed me all the photies.
Britt Eckland, Ursula Andres, Lorraine Kelly, Gena..
Not one degree by his protractometer
That wasn't a doctor, it was a quack
Originally Posted by Sprout:
Originally Posted by Yogi19:
Originally Posted by Sprout:
Originally Posted by Yogi19:
Originally Posted by Saint:
Originally Posted by Yogi19:
Originally Posted by Saint:
Were your ears burning?
. . . when you're talked about
As my nana used to say, "when they are talking about you, they are leaving someone else alone".
Yep, my mam and dad said that too
The wisdom of the ancients.
Now that I'm getting older, I find myself spouting some of my grandparents and parents sayings.
Me too
It just means we are becoming old wise.
Originally Posted by Dame_Ann_Average:
Originally Posted by velvet donkey:
The doctor showed me all the photies.
Britt Eckland, Ursula Andres, Lorraine Kelly, Gena..
Not one degree by his protractometer
That wasn't a doctor, it was a quack
Originally Posted by Sprout:
Originally Posted by Yogi19:
Originally Posted by Sprout:
Originally Posted by Yogi19:
Originally Posted by Saint:
Originally Posted by Yogi19:
Originally Posted by Saint:
Were your ears burning?
. . . when you're talked about
As my nana used to say, "when they are talking about you, they are leaving someone else alone".
Yep, my mam and dad said that too
The wisdom of the ancients.
Now that I'm getting older, I find myself spouting some of my grandparents and parents sayings.
Me too
But in your case it would be 'sprouting' would it not
Originally Posted by Dame_Ann_Average:
Originally Posted by velvet donkey:
The doctor showed me all the photies.
Britt Eckland, Ursula Andres, Lorraine Kelly, Gena..
Not one degree by his protractometer
That wasn't a doctor, it was a quack
I ran out the door when I saw the full frontal 
Not Lorraines.
His.
Originally Posted by velvet donkey:
Originally Posted by Dame_Ann_Average:
Originally Posted by velvet donkey:
I ran out the door when I saw the full frontal
Not Lorraines.
His.
I fear after your experiences the problem could be chronic you need classy bird photies
Originally Posted by Yogi19:
It just means we are becoming old wise.
PMSL!!