Instead of a Dead Poets Society we could have a Dead Pets Society!!
quote:Originally posted by FGG Aka Crocodile Rock:
Awww Cinds!!
My uncles dog appeared one day with next doors rabbit dead in its mouth....rather than tell the neighbours they cleaned it up and sneaked it back into the hutch and hoped the neighbour would just think it had died..
A couple of days later talking to the neighbour he remarked on a strange thing that had happened...their rabbit had died and they'd buried it but a couple of days later it appeared back in the hutch, dead but groomed!!
OMG...
A word of warning to all...
Party, bottle of vodka, Tropical fish...
Not a good mix but I was only 16
quote:Originally posted by FGG Aka Crocodile Rock:
Instead of a Dead Poets Society we could have a Dead Pets Society!!
quote:Originally posted by wandawitch:
I also get fed up of idiots going on and on and on about Ireland.as thought it were some sceptered Isle...Something special. God how boring is it?
What's so great about it? It's full of bliddy terrorists!
Holy Crap
*is lost for words*
quote:Originally posted by Veggieburger:quote:Originally posted by wandawitch:
I also get fed up of idiots going on and on and on about Ireland.
What's so great about it? It's full of bliddy terrorists!
Holy Crap
*is lost for words*
It's a gooden eh
quote:Originally posted by FGG Aka Crocodile Rock:
Instead of a Dead Poets Society we could have a Dead Pets Society!!
Me likey
quote:Originally posted by watchinittoomuch:quote:Originally posted by Veggieburger:quote:Originally posted by wandawitch:
I also get fed up of idiots going on and on and on about Ireland.
What's so great about it? It's full of bliddy terrorists!
Holy Crap
*is lost for words*
It's a gooden eh
I have popcorn,,
Psssst...I just saw rainbow bridge get a mention in another thread!!
Laugh?
I nearly shat!!
quote:Originally posted by Veggieburger:quote:Originally posted by wandawitch:
I also get fed up of idiots going on and on and on about Ireland.
What's so great about it? It's full of bliddy terrorists!
Holy Crap
*is lost for words*
you meant.....'holy crap ireland is being dissed batman'.......
quote:Originally posted by FGG Aka Crocodile Rock:quote:Originally posted by watchinittoomuch:quote:Originally posted by Veggieburger:quote:Originally posted by wandawitch:
I also get fed up of idiots going on and on and on about Ireland.
What's so great about it? It's full of bliddy terrorists!
Holy Crap
*is lost for words*
It's a gooden eh
I have popcorn,,
Psssst...I just saw rainbow bridge get a mention in another thread!!
Laugh?
I nearly shat!!
I have not laughed so much since Granny died....or Auntie Mabel caught her left tit in the mangle...
Waits for the CRAP Irish to turn up
quote:Originally posted by spongebob squarepants:quote:Originally posted by Veggieburger:quote:Originally posted by wandawitch:
I also get fed up of idiots going on and on and on about Ireland.
What's so great about it? It's full of bliddy terrorists!
Holy Crap
*is lost for words*
you meant.....'holy crap ireland is being dissed batman'.......
PMSL Spoonnggeeeyyyy
It's like reading a NF leaflet from the 70's
quote:Originally posted by watchinittoomuch:
I have not laughed so much since Granny died....or Auntie Mabel caught her left tit in the mangle...
Hahahaha
I love Derek and Clive
quote:Originally posted by watchinittoomuch:quote:Originally posted by FGG Aka Crocodile Rock:quote:Originally posted by watchinittoomuch:quote:Originally posted by Veggieburger:quote:Originally posted by wandawitch:
I also get fed up of idiots going on and on and on about Ireland.
What's so great about it? It's full of bliddy terrorists!
Holy Crap
*is lost for words*
It's a gooden eh
I have popcorn,,
Psssst...I just saw rainbow bridge get a mention in another thread!!
Laugh?
I nearly shat!!
I have not laughed so much since Granny died....or Auntie Mabel caught her left tit in the mangle...
Jump...you F***er, JUMP!!!
i remember when i was a kid and our cat died...i was all upset and me mum tried to calm me down saying...'whiskey has gone to cat heaven'....
my sis piped up..'no he hasn't...i saw dad burying him in the garden'......
my sis piped up..'no he hasn't...i saw dad burying him in the garden'......
I love them, they make me
quote:Originally posted by spongebob squarepants:
i remember when i was a kid and our cat died...i was all upset and me mum tried to calm me down saying...'whiskey has gone to cat heaven'....
my sis piped up..'no he hasn't...i saw dad burying him in the garden'......
Wow! Someone has sand in their vagina.....
This is too weird for words!! 
quote:Originally posted by FGG Aka Crocodile Rock:
Awww Cinds!!
My uncles dog appeared one day with next doors rabbit dead in its mouth....rather than tell the neighbours they cleaned it up and sneaked it back into the hutch and hoped the neighbour would just think it had died..
A couple of days later talking to the neighbour he remarked on a strange thing that had happened...their rabbit had died and they'd buried it but a couple of days later it appeared back in the hutch, dead but groomed!!
quote:Originally posted by faerykelstar:
Beach baby, Beach Baby give me your hand
Give me somethin' that I can remember
quote:Originally posted by faerykelstar:
grit in yer cl......
..ahhhhhhh memories of me yoof on sandbanks beach......
*nicks some popcorn while she waits for any Irish to appear*
quote:Originally posted by FGG Aka Crocodile Rock:quote:Originally posted by faerykelstar:
Beach baby, Beach Baby give me your hand
Give me somethin' that I can remember
love that choon.........
quote:Originally posted by pepsi:
*nicks some popcorn while she waits for any Irish to appear*
Best get loads of it...
To be sure!!
I'll get me coat!!quote:Originally posted by spongebob squarepants:quote:Originally posted by FGG Aka Crocodile Rock:quote:Originally posted by faerykelstar:
Beach baby, Beach Baby give me your hand
Give me somethin' that I can remember
love that choon.........
Perhaps we should resurrect the disco thread!
My brother tried to give a goldfish mouth to mouth at a party when he was v pished! with a straw ( and I am not even sure if the goldfish was actually poorly)...
It didn't go well apparently...
(though its owners should have known better than to trust anything he suggested... he stands accused of eating a goldfish at a different party... though he is was too pissed to know if he did or not!)
It didn't go well apparently...
(though its owners should have known better than to trust anything he suggested... he stands accused of eating a goldfish at a different party... though he is was too pissed to know if he did or not!)
quote:Originally posted by faerykelstar:
I wonder if her 'oyster' will turn the sand in to a pearl?
quote:Originally posted by FGG Aka Crocodile Rock:quote:Originally posted by spongebob squarepants:quote:Originally posted by FGG Aka Crocodile Rock:quote:Originally posted by faerykelstar:
Beach baby, Beach Baby give me your hand
Give me somethin' that I can remember
love that choon.........
Perhaps we should resurrect the disco thread!
and dance with our deaded pets......
quote:Originally posted by Cinds:quote:Originally posted by faerykelstar:
I wonder if her 'oyster' will turn the sand in to a pearl?
Is that like a silk purse/sows ear type of thing??
OH blocks to it, I'm starting the dead pets society thread!
quote:Originally posted by wandawitch:
I also get fed up of idiots going on and on and on about Ireland.
What's so great about it? It's full of bliddy terrorists!
I take it you haven`t lived there,been bombed or terrorised?
What a fecking boring life you have.
quote:Originally posted by FGG Aka Crocodile Rock:quote:Originally posted by Cinds:quote:Originally posted by faerykelstar:
I wonder if her 'oyster' will turn the sand in to a pearl?
Is that like a silk purse/sows ear type of thing??
Kiss my blarney stone!!
(PS. It might be the silk pigs ear thing)
quote:Originally posted by Cinds:
OH blocks to it, I'm starting the dead pets society thread!
Yay! I will tell the story of my friends daughters hamster.. Mr Fluffy then!
*goes to look for DPS thread*
quote:Originally posted by Cinds:quote:Originally posted by faerykelstar:
I wonder if her 'oyster' will turn the sand in to a pearl?
I had sand in me eye once
*finds a picture guaranteed to upset at least two fms*
quote:Originally posted by FGG Aka Crocodile Rock:quote:Originally posted by wandawitch:
I also get fed up of idiots going on and on and on about Ireland.
What's so great about it? It's full of bliddy terrorists!
I think I;d better get the popcorn in!!
OH yeah looks like a good un...just let me roll one and I will be right there