Light and bitter please.quote:Originally posted by DanceSettee:
Well Noreen might have a point.
I know from personal experience that English men are a bunch of slags - I've had hundreds of them and you don't even have to buy them a pint first like you do most men
I have no reason to assume the females would be any different
quote:Originally posted by captain marbles:
Light and bitter please.
What will you do if I throw in a packet of cheese and onion...you saucepot
Hey....It's a bit early to be discussing the dowry.quote:Originally posted by DanceSettee:quote:Originally posted by captain marbles:
Light and bitter please.
What will you do if I throw in a packet of cheese and onion...you saucepot
quote:Originally posted by captain marbles:
Hey....It's a bit early to be discussing the dowry.
never too early
quote:Originally posted by captain marbles:Hey....It's a bit early to be discussing the dowry.quote:Originally posted by DanceSettee:quote:Originally posted by captain marbles:
Light and bitter please.
What will you do if I throw in a packet of cheese and onion...you saucepot
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quote:Originally posted by Flossie:
Anybody who uses "da" instead of "the" can't have a valid opinion.
Wind your neck in Flossie....there's a good boy! In 'da house' is a tongue in cheek reference, and sezit is using it in a humorous context, and her opinion is very valid!
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quote:Originally posted by Cagney:
When I go out to pubs and stuff guys will look at me across the bar and smile nicely...do the gesture like "do you want a drink". All nice and stuff. Then when they come over to talk and hear my accent it's like "woo hoo a Scot" and they start grinding and stuff like they know they are in for a sure thing
Order Irn Bru on the rocks, and then pour it all over theirs! Will soon cool their er...um...ardour?
Oh are we not then.
makes mental note to oneself must keep hand on my halfpenny.
makes mental note to oneself must keep hand on my halfpenny.
quote:Originally posted by Tiddly~Wink:quote:Originally posted by Flossie:
Anybody who uses "da" instead of "the" can't have a valid opinion.
Wind your neck in Flossie....there's a good boy! In 'da house' is a tongue in cheek reference, and sezit is using it in a humorous context, and her opinion is very valid!
I just hate wilful abuse of the English language when it is such a wonderful rich thing that is ready to be mined. "da" is just some childish, witless, mindless retarded street terminology used by the neurologically-challenged.
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quote:Originally posted by Flossie:quote:Originally posted by Tiddly~Wink:quote:Originally posted by Flossie:
Anybody who uses "da" instead of "the" can't have a valid opinion.
Wind your neck in Flossie....there's a good boy! In 'da house' is a tongue in cheek reference, and sezit is using it in a humorous context, and her opinion is very valid!
I just hate wilful abuse of the English language when it is such a wonderful rich thing that is ready to be mined. "da" is just some childish, witless, mindless retarded street terminology used by the neurologically-challenged.
Da word on the street is...it's acceptable in da humorous writing circles!
Oh my Its just an informal forum with informal discussions about a third-rate tv showquote:Originally posted by Flossie:quote:Originally posted by Tiddly~Wink:quote:Originally posted by Flossie:
Anybody who uses "da" instead of "the" can't have a valid opinion.
Wind your neck in Flossie....there's a good boy! In 'da house' is a tongue in cheek reference, and sezit is using it in a humorous context, and her opinion is very valid!
I just hate wilful abuse of the English language when it is such a wonderful rich thing that is ready to be mined. "da" is just some childish, witless, mindless retarded street terminology used by the neurologically-challenged.
quote:Originally posted by pretty~cocoa~eyes:Oh my Its just an informal forum with informal discussions about a third-rate tv showquote:Originally posted by Flossie:quote:Originally posted by Tiddly~Wink:quote:Originally posted by Flossie:
Anybody who uses "da" instead of "the" can't have a valid opinion.
Wind your neck in Flossie....there's a good boy! In 'da house' is a tongue in cheek reference, and sezit is using it in a humorous context, and her opinion is very valid!
I just hate wilful abuse of the English language when it is such a wonderful rich thing that is ready to be mined. "da" is just some childish, witless, mindless retarded street terminology used by the neurologically-challenged.
come on now pce, your exaggerating a bit there, 3rd rate, thats way above what rate it really is
quote:Originally posted by Flossie:quote:Originally posted by Tiddly~Wink:quote:Originally posted by Flossie:
Anybody who uses "da" instead of "the" can't have a valid opinion.
Wind your neck in Flossie....there's a good boy! In 'da house' is a tongue in cheek reference, and sezit is using it in a humorous context, and her opinion is very valid!
I just hate wilful abuse of the English language when it is such a wonderful rich thing that is ready to be mined. "da" is just some childish, witless, mindless retarded street terminology used by the neurologically-challenged.
Surely English is a lively, growing, and flexible language.
People have been messing with it for at least fifty years that I know of.
That's a bona thing IMO, and not the meshigener concept you would have us believe.
quote:Originally posted by Cagney:quote:Originally posted by sezit:quote:Originally posted by Cagney:
When I go out to pubs and stuff guys will look at me across the bar and smile nicely...do the gesture like "do you want a drink". All nice and stuff. Then when they come over to talk and hear my accent it's like "woo hoo a Scot" and they start grinding and stuff like they know they are in for a sure thing
You see Cagney. It isn't just us English women that are easy, thats my point.
These are English men PRESUMING that Scottish girls are easy. Yeah we take thier free drinks, yeah we let them pay for a kebab, yeah we pretend to be flattered by thier pish chat up lines. Then it's night night boys
Back of home to the OH who's babysitting the kids. I've just painted a fantastic picture of myself there eh?
good on yer cags....that's exactly how we are on a girls night out....i go home and tell mr sponge all about it too....
he's like...'bloody hell...couldn't one of em take you off my hands!'......
I dislike the willful abuse of the word Retarded. You might like to check the definition Flossy.
What does neurology have to do with intellect and/or the ability to construct a sentence or convey meaning?
You are right I gave it that because its one of my favourite showsquote:Originally posted by shar69:quote:Originally posted by pretty~cocoa~eyes:Oh my Its just an informal forum with informal discussions about a third-rate tv showquote:Originally posted by Flossie:quote:Originally posted by Tiddly~Wink:quote:Originally posted by Flossie:
Anybody who uses "da" instead of "the" can't have a valid opinion.
Wind your neck in Flossie....there's a good boy! In 'da house' is a tongue in cheek reference, and sezit is using it in a humorous context, and her opinion is very valid!
I just hate wilful abuse of the English language when it is such a wonderful rich thing that is ready to be mined. "da" is just some childish, witless, mindless retarded street terminology used by the neurologically-challenged.
come on now pce, your exaggerating a bit there, 3rd rate, thats way above what rate it really is
I agree, we are not speaking like how they spoke in the 1800s... English is changing and evolving...quote:Originally posted by Garage Joe:quote:Originally posted by Flossie:quote:Originally posted by Tiddly~Wink:quote:Originally posted by Flossie:
Anybody who uses "da" instead of "the" can't have a valid opinion.
Wind your neck in Flossie....there's a good boy! In 'da house' is a tongue in cheek reference, and sezit is using it in a humorous context, and her opinion is very valid!
I just hate wilful abuse of the English language when it is such a wonderful rich thing that is ready to be mined. "da" is just some childish, witless, mindless retarded street terminology used by the neurologically-challenged.
Surely English is a lively, growing, and flexible language.
People have been messing with it for at least fifty years that I know of.
That's a bona thing IMO, and not the meshigener concept you would have us believe.
quote:Originally posted by tupps:
You should try being a scandanavian ... to the bar rats that equals porn queen..
So the knee high boots and black latex 'dress' have nothing to do with then ...?
quote:Originally posted by Flossie:
Anybody who uses "da" instead of "the" can't have a valid opinion.
Well I think there could be some truth in it..When I was in england I was a right rampant sex fiend..came back home and I'm a virgin again....
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It's the sussies and the whip
quote:Originally posted by stonks:
Well I think there could be some truth in it..When I was in england I was a right rampant sex fiend..came back home and I'm a virgin again....
Tis a miracle, begorragh, bejeesus etc. etc.
quote:Originally posted by Shar:quote:Originally posted by tupps:
You should try being a scandanavian ... to the bar rats that equals porn queen..
So the knee high boots and black latex 'dress' have nothing to do with then ...?
Ohhhhh is that where I'm going wrong..
quote:Originally posted by stonks:
Well I think there could be some truth in it..When I was in england I was a right rampant sex fiend..came back home and I'm a virgin again....
It's a miracle Saint Stonks of the Re-juvenating hymen!
quote:Originally posted by Blizzie:quote:Originally posted by stonks:
Well I think there could be some truth in it..When I was in england I was a right rampant sex fiend..came back home and I'm a virgin again....
Tis a miracle, begorragh, bejeesus etc. etc.
I'm a reborn again virgin, Father cheesemold told me....
Well remembered OP, Noirin did say that.
Very rich coming from her...she who picks up guys on reality TV shows for fun.
Very rich coming from her...she who picks up guys on reality TV shows for fun.
quote:Originally posted by tupps:quote:Originally posted by stonks:
Well I think there could be some truth in it..When I was in england I was a right rampant sex fiend..came back home and I'm a virgin again....
It's a miracle Saint Stonks of the Re-juvenating hymen!
Oooh do you think I'll get visitors the the crying stone of Craggy Island....
quote:Originally posted by tupps:
What does neurology have to do with intellect and/or the ability to construct a sentence or convey meaning?
errr...quite a bit
Any girl who goes into the BB house has to be a paragon of virtue, above reproach, like the lovely Rachel.
quote:Originally posted by stonks:
Oooh do you think I'll get visitors the the crying stone of Craggy Island....
I dunno... can Mr stonks accommodate coach parties?
quote:Originally posted by stonks:
Well I think there could be some truth in it..When I was in england I was a right rampant sex fiend..came back home and I'm a virgin again....
yeah...they sell cling film here in Wales too
quote:Originally posted by DanceSettee:quote:Originally posted by tupps:
What does neurology have to do with intellect and/or the ability to construct a sentence or convey meaning?
errr...quite a bit
sssshhhhh.. I'm being pedantic..
quote:Originally posted by paace:
Any girl who goes into the BB house has to be a paragon of virtue, above reproach, like the lovely Rachel.
She doesn't have to be above reproach, but it would be nice if she didn' use men and lie.
I agree. Sezit shouldn't of said that. Did you hear me? I said Sezit shouldn't OF said that.quote:Originally posted by Flossie:
Anybody who uses "da" instead of "the" can't have a valid opinion.
quote:Originally posted by paace:
Any girl who goes into the BB house has to be a paragon of virtue, above reproach, like the lovely Rachel.
Did you see her eating her cheesy beans with her hungry bum clad in those joggers?
quote:Originally posted by tupps:quote:Originally posted by DanceSettee:quote:Originally posted by tupps:
What does neurology have to do with intellect and/or the ability to construct a sentence or convey meaning?
errr...quite a bit
sssshhhhh.. I'm being pedantic..
ooh sorry ........you didn't see me then
quote:Originally posted by DanceSettee:
ooh sorry ........you didn't see me then
s'ok.. Iz fink he as dun a runer..
perhaps neurological problems are the answer to why English girls are easy
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