Cinds. I said Hootie, please teach yourself some Geordie phrases with the help of this handy translation tool.

I am disappointed in it though, just gave a it a go and it didn't Translate Hootie McBoob into Hootie McCheb

I have now officially run out of clichéd northern-isms

Ummmmmmmmmmm whippets, wife beating and flat caps!!!!!!!!!!!!

I am a real shite northern girl 

Hootay did you use the old 'Why Aye man'

Nee way hinny, ahm just common

(Although Saz types Geordie really well even though she only has a faint accent)

I did not Cinds! I am alarmed and cross with myself

Or she could have had wees keys are these keys.

Or "Bread wi' nowt tekken out"

Are we counting Scouse (I don't as a rule )  She could have done Cilla Black.

I am now feeling marginalised by all you aggressive, non coat wearing northerners.

I am going to retreat to my 18 bedroom Surrey mansion to eat fillet Mignon with roasted elephant egg soup and put an extra eiderdown on my queen sized bed. By which I mean i will get my servants to do all this for me

I have just laughed like a drain...I realised I do not actually own a coat-coat, jackets yes...but not like an actual coat

I tried to find a pic of a pigeon in my piccies album, but all I could find was this helpless spuggy.

Night Hoots

Awww Cinds

Lord that picture makes me cry.

I am wearing 5 ski all in one ski coats right now Leccy


Cinds the little spud is adorable and he has grown up to be a right handsome little bugger xxx

I have some similar Mine wasn't quite as teeny though.

It's ok Lecs, I am not really going to bed, I am just going to get the butler to throw another peasent on the fire for me

Oh I see.

It's a balmy evening up here, just one lump of coal should do me.

yeah he has xx

good lord! It is 12 peasent fire weather down here, You must be nearer to the sun up there *nods intelligently*

Well I  do say "Aye" for yes and "ach" as in er just a good expletive. etc.

Us Midlanders normally sound the same most of the time deffo the West, thats who can understand us.

There is no such thing as the midlands! There is norf and there is sawf!

Lecsee if you are still aboot (<<<<<<hahaahha) I have a really funny link for you from the same mental xs forum I showed you last night....I am in the bum chat x

I'll check it out later Hoots, gotta go now...See you tomorrow

Just for you, Darlo...

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=2mwrgscI6vI

Goodness me, I don't understand a word of this thread.

I shall fetch the Stable Boy.
I'm sure he hails from somewhere extreme.

Up the road from you at Alan Sugar's Gaff no doubt.

Thanks Sarum, love it

Yes, we share him with Sr'Alan!

an a go t't foot of oor stayers

tek it as there's nowt laikin

This is how proper people talk

They asked me if I came with subtitles at work

You do proper good Geordie typing, I can hear the accent in my head when I read it

did you tell them to 'had away and shite bonny lass/lad'?

Thers a canny herwse gannin at Trimdon Station mind.

Eeee by gum. whats allt talk bout us Northerners ere then...

Makes me laugh ehen actors try and do a North West (Bolton) accent, they always add a 't' infront of words " I'm goin t'pub", when we don't actually pronounce the 't', we miss a few words out...

"I'm goin pub"
"I've got fot goat shop" (I have to go to the shop)

The best solicitors this side er Thirsk.

I am a real crap fake northerner - I am freezing!

I've put the heating on, that's how much of a rubbish northerner I am.