Does anyone know exactly what John Terry and his wife are doing in Dubai? I think that we should be told. 
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Well, obviously it depends on the time difference - but could they be eating their lunch??
Actually I dunno about lunch but I think he could be having his cake and eating it too!
this is so not what I expected this thread to be about! 
They are meeting Agent Temps, tonight.
Forged Israeli passports are ready.
Forged Israeli passports are ready.
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this is so not what I expected this thread to be about!
Me neither
You both have me at a disadvantage. What were you expecting it to be about? I haven't been taken in by all this "John Terry is a thicko scratter!" business. I suspect that he is a master of disguise and pretty useful with a tennis racket.
.... or raquet as he calls 'em.
I think his excuse could be that he thought that other bird was his wife in disguise.
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You both have me at a disadvantage. What were you expecting it to be about?
Economic meltdowns perhaps?
I was expecting forged passports... but I see Blizzie brought them 
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I was expecting forged passports... but I see Blizzie brought them
But she hasn't distributed them yet.
I'm just fixing my false moo starch! 
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'm just fixing my false moo starch!
Why? What happened to your real one? 
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I'm just fixing my false moo starch!
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