you did spell it right and in answer to your question  

OMG

i met a woman wearing a ninja mask one night..

spill 

i played up the other night

but it wasnt my fault

cos i didnt know

i got confused

i was drunk

I was waiting for a seedy confession and that was it  

yep

i think im in confessional mode

im sitting in a chair,nodded off, felt lips, puckered up, thinking its my girl, it wasnt it was her best mate

i did for about 10secs

then realised and stopped

so im not really bad

am I?

i feel really awful

you really should control your pets pirate...it was your dog and if you thought it was something else...it was fantasy. Did the Winalot breath that let it out 

lol

.......

nah

i feel guilty

i think ill blast my head with blondie

Good choice 

you and your van *tuts* 

Pirate ..............somehow I always knew that you were irrresistable 

I get drunk.  He fumbles.

He gets drunk, mumbles and stumbles.

lots