and handkerchiefs for the cry babies as well 
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i'll have vodka red bull and a tissue please and thank you 
ya reet softies Baz and justafriend 
2 vodka red bulls on the way
2 vodka red bulls on the way
Vodka and tonic and point me in the direction of your smoking area? I won't blub if I can have a fag. 
i can't see that picture Blue
vodka and tonic in the back garden for skive
vodka and tonic in the back garden for skive
a case of bud...........extra large size tissues for me and shove me into the smoking area please........
one bottle of bud for spongey in the back garden with skive
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shove me into the smoking area please........
Oi! If you're coming out here don't start me off again! I've only just got myself together! *sniff* *gulp* *puff*
cheers strike! im off to the garden for a smoke too
Triple of anything and a cigar please even though I don't smoke. I've blubbed tonight ... which would've been fine but I spent all damn day the same way as my employers announced redundancy for 70% of our secretarial staff - mostly people I've known for over 15 years.
Large glass of red wine please - make it a bottle - and a tissue or two
I'll have a large one please! 
you won't want too sit near me then ski!!! xxx............*blubs*...........
two very large glasses for Cariad and Moomin on the way
Blue Diamond is taking over the bar from now on,
Blue Diamond is taking over the bar from now on,
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I'll have a large one please!
you dirrrrrrty woman
get behind the bar with Blue tiddly
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i can't see that picture Blue
Nor can I anymore. Here is another one.
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Blue Diamond is taking over the bar from now on,
It will be a dry night then.
Reference: strikey wikey
you dirrrrrrty woman
au cointreau young man, fancy a pint? 
cheers
actually i see my self as someone like Cliff Sam from Cheers Blue
actually i see my self as someone like Cliff Sam from Cheers Blue
go on then Tiddly one, i'll have a quickie with you
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go on then Tiddly one, i'll have a quickie with you
No quickies in my Bar please.
Last rounds.
Good night all.
Good night all.
you're looking good there Blue, i love the Russ Meyer type barmaids 
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No quickies in my Bar please
Oops...too late, he's always been a fast worker! 
I don't drink.
Why are you here then? we are reminiscing and having a laugh..
You should start.
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I don't drink
Intravenous drip?
I should drink? I have often thought I should. I think life would be much more exciting and people would look much more attractive.
ha ha ha. when I say that my brother usually says "Not even Ribena?" 
Your brother ? Sam Pepper ?
Yes I looked stunning when I past the mirror in the pub tonight.
ha ha ha, oh Trooo you look stunning all the time.
I have seen your pic, I know these things.
I have seen your pic, I know these things.
You should go to specsavers dear 