I wish Hadrian had built his wall another bloody thirty mile south and we would too.... I'd rather be oop there than down here with this bloody shower  

We would love to have you

You'll be telling us that Berwick is still at war with Germany next. (I would prefer that the border had been even further to the south so that we may also participate in the superior education and general socialist principles (( unless that loony takes power)) )

Doncaster ! 

Dame, I look at the news every day and it's David Cameron (messes up) this and David Cameron (messes up) that....I truly despair for you all. (And my two sisters who both live in England now.)

  Wee Jimmy Crankie  Johann Lamont? 

I am not telling you anything.I found this article and I thought it was rather  funny so I posted it.I wasnt the author.

has mr salmond  decided yet, how much of the national debt  he is willing to  take back to scotland, come the revolution?

 

we could always buy doncaster back, or sell it to the germans.

 

 

 

( meant to say , Joe, love the new avi! )

Ta! It may be temporary. The other stuff referred to the urban myth of Berwick being at war with The Fatherland, when if course it is actually still at war with Russia. As Mrs Jer always says, "if you have to explain, it isn't funny!" so I won't do the material about that sombre, boring, nationalistic Alex salmond one being a doppelgänger for my hometown Italian ice-cream magnate. You had to be there.

The national debt, if Mr.Salmond was allowed, by our London rulers, to decide, would be divided fairly, along with the wealth. Scotland would be in credit. 

 

Our greedy overlords will keep fighting against our freedom but one day ..it will come. My Mum,who fought most of her life for it with Winnie Ewing et al, never saw it. I hope I live to see that day. I`ll be dancing in the streets.   

 

 

Indeedy   

One wonders if they would have been so quick to sell Billy Sharp.

http://www.scotsman.com/news/j...riginality_1_2029943

Britain's Got Talent. Hope Scotland's worth it. One word ya knobs...SuBo!!

Gerritupyeez BGT prodyewcers 

 

Scotty here, er's another wan hen, mwcb 

Aaah mwob, it`s awfy good tae see ye hen.    

 

BGT...aye gerritupyeez!    

 

 

 

I despair every time the smug git opens his snobby nosed gob  Mary Portas is supposed to be going to help our town (it's rather funny, if you knew the name of the town where I live), I never though it could get any worse since the Thatcher years.... again I was wrong 

 

*sings Flower of Scotland* 

It`s made British teeth what they are.  

 

Good one Dame..cheers!  

 

I love the Pick on the Picks one Scotty...but can't find it on you tube 

I`ve never heard of that one Dame. Could it be under Picts? 

For old times sake. 

 

 

 

I'm sure it's Picks Scotty, it's really good about Hadrian s Wall 

 I`ve been searching for it Dame, but no joy so far. Do you know who did it? 

 

I`m off for a wee nap now. I`ll be back later. Hope you find it.      

 

Link below to him Scotty and it's called Picking on the Picks, can't find it anywhere 

 

See you later and thanks for trying Scotty  

 

http://www.elvismcgonagall.co.uk/poems.htm

Great clips  The wonderful Stanley Baxter! He must be well in his 80.s by now ? 

Just had a look, he is 85, bless him

Loved Stanley Baxter - so funny.

 

Parliamo Glasgow - Dead gallus in a posh accent.

It must have been an awful sight. To witness in the dusky light. Beautiful railway town by the silvery Don. Alas! I am very sorry to report on. That South Yorkshire town was taken away. Within this year on the last sabbath day. They took the mines and two places of football. Somewhere to the west of Dingwall. And the demon of the air said "look mon" I'll blow down the girder bridge of Don. Milliband will rule us none. Instead some son of the clan Cameron. With apologies to Scotland's great rhymer.

Not a fan of spud heid Salmond.

Don't you think it's about time all these old laws were looked at and reformed or scrapped? I do---- We are in a modern society now and some of these old laws can be taken as proof in court-- ie shooting a Welsh person with a crossbow- or something to that effect. Clean up the old laws before something gets to the EU courts of Justice and comes out in favor of the plaintiff. 

I still like to walk in front of a locomotive carrying a red flag. Some of the old laws are fun.

Live dangerously Joe

Is anyone

Brilliant!  

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