Mr Wolf is a bit tough..
he makes the rules
Originally Posted by ~Cosmopolitan~:
Originally Posted by Supes:
Originally Posted by ~Cosmopolitan~:
Originally Posted by Supes:
Ha ha "it's our w/e relaxation" I'd rather have crap tv, a bottle of wine, a tub of ice-cream and a pizza..each to their own!
Sod it. I'm bolting the door on Friday night and not coming out until Monday at the earliest 
Have you got a Joanna Lumley mask?
No need. I have a mirror 
Hope the back view is an animal
Unlike Mr Rabbit....
oooooh! its not Mr Rabbit.. thats a Mrs Rabbit!!!!
they should have included a pink bow on the rabbit mask
Originally Posted by Dirtyprettygirlthing:
Someone has made all these masks...
apart from Mr Owl, they all seem to be fashioned from papier mache
By the sounds of it, that's something the viewers should be grateful for.
Originally Posted by Dirtyprettygirlthing:
Someone has made all these masks...
apart from Mr Owl, they all seem to be fashioned from papier mache
Get the gyproc out....
IS HIS MASK A MEERCAT!!!!
He wins!!! He wins first prize in the Best Homemade Dogging Mask Competition
the doggers are cutting trees down in a bit of woodland that actually has red squirrels in it!!!
this has shocked me more than anything else
From DS: This quote from a director and the comment below made me laugh!
"Thinking intensely about the look and meaning of each shot, I gave the editor, Joby Gee, an unusual visual landscape to mould and shape into a wildly creative panorama. Throughout the film, there are visual and visceral metaphors and layers that Joby and I came up with through much debate, which I hope brings a unique and fantastical quality to the film."
Oh for ***** sake, you made a film about people shagging in lay-bys, not Pan's Labyrinth.
Originally Posted by kimota (Corin's Crib #1) FAKER # 1:
From DS: This quote from a director and the comment below made me laugh!
"Thinking intensely about the look and meaning of each shot, I gave the editor, Joby Gee, an unusual visual landscape to mould and shape into a wildly creative panorama. Throughout the film, there are visual and visceral metaphors and layers that Joby and I came up with through much debate, which I hope brings a unique and fantastical quality to the film."
Oh for ***** sake, you made a film about people shagging in lay-bys, not Pan's Labyrinth.
hahahahahahahahahahahahaha!
you could tell they had tried to "art it up" ... one minute there's a couple of rotters getting their floppies out in the woods... next minute you have a fuzzy focussed arty shot of some deer on the horizon, backlit by the moon
The wildlife was the best bits of the programme
Blimey I just watched it on 4OD (well, you lot made it sound so funny!)
What a depressing, souless existence
Originally Posted by Dirtyprettygirlthing:
The wildlife was the best bits of the programme
Yup - apart from the close up of the dog having a crap
Originally Posted by kimota (Corin's Crib #1) FAKER # 1:
From DS: This quote from a director and the comment below made me laugh!
"Thinking intensely about the look and meaning of each shot, I gave the editor, Joby Gee, an unusual visual landscape to mould and shape into a wildly creative panorama. Throughout the film, there are visual and visceral metaphors and layers that Joby and I came up with through much debate, which I hope brings a unique and fantastical quality to the film."
Oh for ***** sake, you made a film about people shagging in lay-bys, not Pan's Labyrinth.
Hahahahaha I wish I'd seen able to quote that last sentence on twitter when the show was on.
The couple at the beginning, you know the heavily disguised pair! If you knew them personally you would never have recognised them.
*mops the dripping sarcasm up*
Phwoaaar Lynx & Joop
...... And there's the rub. If these people mopped up their dripping sarcasm, and shagging paraphernalia our countryside would be a more pleasant destination.
Am I wrong in feeling sorry for Terry and his voluptuous pair of ladies that he just couldn't go through with it.
I've just spotted this thread. I feel I am missing out on something.
Originally Posted by Enthusiastic Contrafibularities:
I've just spotted this thread. I feel I am missing out on something.
You mean the show or the activity?
I fell asleep watching the show - I'm going to have to see if it's still on catch up. I'm reminded too that I really need to go to the car wash today.
Kaffy so did I, I've just re watched it this morning, that's why I've had so much to say.
You mucky lot ... might have guessed you would all be watching this
it's a pitty 'Gogglebox' wasn't covering this topic this week
Originally Posted by Cinds:
The couple at the beginning, you know the heavily disguised pair! If you knew them personally you would never have recognised them.
*mops the dripping sarcasm up*
I'm just watching now... i think Owl guy's Roger Daltrey
the sound track is hilarious.... and this woman has just proved it's impossible to do a sexy walk in platform stripper boots.
Classic phrases so far..
'looking for the furry triangle'
'i find it a bit more-ish'
'do you like the animalistic nature of dogging' - to woman in pig mask
the girl that had anorexia and has so many hang ups now that dogging makes her feel better. It's not funny anymore.
I was more cross at the bloke who didn't pick his dogs crap up!
Mr Cinds is watching it now, and I'm sat here winding him up saying I'd really like to give it a go. He's biting and telling me I'm not allowed, so I've told him I'll just go on a night when he's out
... and I see you've already chosen your owl mask, Cinds
Originally Posted by Rexi:
... and I see you've already chosen your owl mask, Cinds
Yes!
I'm still laughing at the hapless trio who got all nervous when they actually got dogged, and went home. So basically they just went down the woos to give him a very clinical tug.
Originally Posted by Cinds:
Originally Posted by Rexi:
... and I see you've already chosen your owl mask, Cinds
Yes!
I'm still laughing at the hapless trio who got all nervous when they actually got dogged, and went home. So basically they just went down the woos to give him a very clinical tug.
OMG the typo in that has cracked me up. Now THAT is how to start an internet rumour.
Originally Posted by kimota (Corin's Crib #1) FAKER # 1:
From DS: This quote from a director and the comment below made me laugh!
"Thinking intensely about the look and meaning of each shot, I gave the editor, Joby Gee, an unusual visual landscape to mould and shape into a wildly creative panorama. Throughout the film, there are visual and visceral metaphors and layers that Joby and I came up with through much debate, which I hope brings a unique and fantastical quality to the film."
Oh for ***** sake, you made a film about people shagging in lay-bys, not Pan's Labyrinth.
the editor is called joby gee
This thread is soooo much better than the programme
Isn't it just Rexi. The programme wasn't that interesting really. If it wasn't for the many cutaways to the surrounding animals it would have been even duller. Although I would have loved it if the otters had actually been beavers.
Originally Posted by Cinds:
Isn't it just Rexi. The programme wasn't that interesting really. If it wasn't for the many cutaways to the surrounding animals it would have been even duller. Although I would have loved it if the otters had actually been beavers.
hahaha... I can't wait till Mr C bundles you in the car and heads for the woods. I kept thinking 'oh what a lovely place Doggers Lane is' (but I could have done without the dog crapping)
Kaffy where we sometimes walk our dogs is rumoured to be a dogging place. Plus it's right on the end of Newcastle Airports runway so if you are flying to or from Newcastle you might see more than you bargained for when looking out of the window.
LOL Cinds, I'll be looking out of the window for you, Mr Cinds and the Woos on Monday evening!
Poor Soozy is probably off innocently sipping a cup of tea and won't know what's hit her when she comes back.
She'll be creased up Cinds!!
Mind you - I'd pay a fortune to see a picture of poor Mr Woo's face if she ever fessed up to him about this thread!!
Originally Posted by Cinds:
Poor Soozy is probably off innocently sipping a cup of tea and won't know what's hit her when she comes back.
She's out having a meal or so she says "taps nose"
Originally Posted by Aimee:
Originally Posted by Cinds:
Poor Soozy is probably off innocently sipping a cup of tea and won't know what's hit her when she comes back.
She's out having a meal or so she says "taps nose"
Eating out eh? Say no more.