Originally Posted by Dame_Ann_Average:
I'm thinking, what's worse...performing in front of those weirdo's or standing in dog poo in your bare feet 
they dont call it dogging for nothing... boom tish
Originally Posted by Dirtyprettygirlthing:
known dogging sites are flagged up on MrD's work maps..
Rights of Way Officers are advised to inspect nearby footpaths with caution, and if possible to take a colleague with them
only the council could fail to see that advise could be interpreted in different ways
We rented a cottage in Alnmouth May bh for a no of years and looked out on an obvious dogging site from the bay window, too far away to know if they were wearing masks!
Originally Posted by Cinds:
I'm recording it.
I'm terrified I see my cousin. 
Alnmouth area?
Originally Posted by Jenstar:
the pig mask is creepy!
I CAN'T WAIT TO SEE THE PIG MASK IN ACTION 
Originally Posted by Jenstar:
35 replies in 22 mins... we know where all the minds of the forum lie now
Is it my fault?
Originally Posted by Cinds:
Do you know i hate it for her, she lost her first child a week before his 1st birthday, and obviously went through a hard time, her and her husband split and then this bloke came in to her life and she ended up doing crap like that.
awwww.. well, this is a whole different sketch really then isn't it. There are peeps that get off on it, and then there are those that are vulnerable being coerced into it.
I hope she's doing better now Cinds xxx
They look like bloody teletubbies just now
why oh why would you do this 
Originally Posted by Dame_Ann_Average:
I'm thinking, what's worse...performing in front of those weirdo's or standing in dog poo in your bare feet
oh god I must be baaaad!
Cos my immediate answer was "THE LATTER, THE LATTER"..
I can't even clean dog poo off my trainers/wellies if I stand in it.. either MrD does it, or they go in the bin!
However, if actually in the car about to be a doggee (or whatever the term is for the person putting on the show), I think there is a chance that a bit of dog poo squelching between me toes might not seem that bad
a chance
Originally Posted by Jenstar:
Eww its going off!
HAHAHAHAHAHA!
I know when I finally watch it, its gonna be a lot tamer than my expectations... all cos of your one line teasers Jen!
Originally Posted by Supes:
They look like bloody teletubbies just now
Originally Posted by Jenstar:
Originally Posted by Supes:
They look like bloody teletubbies just now
It was tinky winky that made me turn over 
I probably shouldn't watch it..
it will never measure up to the version I now have in my head
Originally Posted by Dirtyprettygirlthing:
oh god I must be baaaad!
Cos my immediate answer was "THE LATTER, THE LATTER"..
I can't even clean dog poo off my trainers/wellies if I stand in it.. either MrD does it, or they go in the bin!
However, if actually in the car about to be a doggee (or whatever the term is for the person putting on the show), I think there is a chance that a bit of dog poo squelching between me toes might not seem that bad
a chance
it's a dilemma I can't decide ditty, I can't imagine why anyone would want to do this...and I can't imaging standing in dog poo in my bare feet
he's 18 kids
Originally Posted by Dirtyprettygirlthing:
Originally Posted by Supes:
They look like bloody teletubbies just now
Originally Posted by Jenstar:
Originally Posted by Supes:
They look like bloody teletubbies just now
It was tinky winky that made me turn over
I probably shouldn't watch it..
it will never measure up to the version I now have in my head
proper laughing at your replies...
Originally Posted by Dirtyprettygirlthing:
Originally Posted by Dame_Ann_Average:
I'm thinking, what's worse...performing in front of those weirdo's or standing in dog poo in your bare feet
oh god I must be baaaad!
Cos my immediate answer was "THE LATTER, THE LATTER"..
I can't even clean dog poo off my trainers/wellies if I stand in it.. either MrD does it, or they go in the bin!
However, if actually in the car about to be a doggee (or whatever the term is for the person putting on the show), I think there is a chance that a bit of dog poo squelching between me toes might not seem that bad
a chance
I'd be more worried that a bit of 'stale' dog poo could be masquerading as something else!
Originally Posted by Supes:
I'd be more worried that a bit of 'stale' dog poo could be masquerading as something else!
Originally Posted by Jenstar:
Originally Posted by Supes:
They look like bloody teletubbies just now
It was tinky winky that made me turn over
Reverse cowboy style?
Sorry.
starry starry night
watch you don't step in dog *****
Ha ha "it's our w/e relaxation" I'd rather have crap tv, a bottle of wine, a tub of ice-cream and a pizza..each to their own!
Originally Posted by ~Cosmopolitan~:
Originally Posted by Jenstar:
Originally Posted by Supes:
They look like bloody teletubbies just now
It was tinky winky that made me turn over
Reverse cowboy style?
Sorry.
With a Clint Eastwood mask?
HAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!!
I love it already... there is a bloke in AN OWL MASK!!!!
quote "the ex wife didn't really like it.. dunno why"
camera cuts to his budgies
HAHAHAHAHA
Originally Posted by Supes:
Originally Posted by ~Cosmopolitan~:
Originally Posted by Jenstar:
Originally Posted by Supes:
They look like bloody teletubbies just now
It was tinky winky that made me turn over
Reverse cowboy style?
Sorry.
With a Clint Eastwood mask?
That'll give a new meaning to Dirty Harry, eh?
Originally Posted by Supes:
Ha ha "it's our w/e relaxation" I'd rather have crap tv, a bottle of wine, a tub of ice-cream and a pizza..each to their own!
Sod it. I'm bolting the door on Friday night and not coming out until Monday at the earliest
Originally Posted by Supes:
Ha ha "it's our w/e relaxation" I'd rather have crap tv, a bottle of wine, a tub of ice-cream and a pizza..each to their own!
that's bliss compared to the other 
oooooh! we are in bits laughing here..
owl mask man holds out his tin of Lynx "bit of that.. That n Joop.. can't beat it"
Do you think its a seasonal activity?
I mean.. out there now.. they'd all get todger frostbite surely
Originally Posted by Dirtyprettygirlthing:
oooooh! we are in bits laughing here..
owl mask man holds out his tin of Lynx "bit of that.. That n Joop.. can't beat it"
Gawd almighty. They must choke their victims into submission!
Originally Posted by ~Cosmopolitan~:
Originally Posted by Supes:
Ha ha "it's our w/e relaxation" I'd rather have crap tv, a bottle of wine, a tub of ice-cream and a pizza..each to their own!
Sod it. I'm bolting the door on Friday night and not coming out until Monday at the earliest
Have you got a Joanna Lumley mask?
wooohoooooo!
Fox mask bloke now!
Originally Posted by Dirtyprettygirlthing:
oooooh! we are in bits laughing here..
owl mask man holds out his tin of Lynx "bit of that.. That n Joop.. can't beat it"
Irresistible fragrances Ditts
Ahhh bless, even ugly people like a shag!
Originally Posted by Supes:
Originally Posted by Dirtyprettygirlthing:
oooooh! we are in bits laughing here..
owl mask man holds out his tin of Lynx "bit of that.. That n Joop.. can't beat it"
Irresistible fragrances Ditts
Ahhh bless, even ugly people like a shag!
or a wank, in the cold, watching other ugly people having a shag
Originally Posted by Supes:
Originally Posted by ~Cosmopolitan~:
Originally Posted by Supes:
Ha ha "it's our w/e relaxation" I'd rather have crap tv, a bottle of wine, a tub of ice-cream and a pizza..each to their own!
Sod it. I'm bolting the door on Friday night and not coming out until Monday at the earliest
Have you got a Joanna Lumley mask?
No need. I have a mirror 
Originally Posted by Dirtyprettygirlthing:
Do you think its a seasonal activity?
I mean.. out there now.. they'd all get todger frostbite surely
Exactamondo, think I've mentioned before my extreme love of the electric blanket?!
the boy has just come downstairs, gone & got a can of coke, come back through & sat on the sofa next to me.
Looked at the telly... did confused face... asked "whats with the fox mask"..
& then the programme took a turn for the worse & we cut to some woodland action...
Up gets the boy, walks out the room, muttering "you people are sick"
Someone has made all these masks...
apart from Mr Owl, they all seem to be fashioned from papier mache
Originally Posted by Dirtyprettygirlthing:
Originally Posted by Supes:
Originally Posted by Dirtyprettygirlthing:
oooooh! we are in bits laughing here..
owl mask man holds out his tin of Lynx "bit of that.. That n Joop.. can't beat it"
Irresistible fragrances Ditts
Ahhh bless, even ugly people like a shag!
or a wank, in the cold, watching other ugly people having a shag
If it ever came to that I would definitely give up and become a nun!