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DOGFACE ended up in the doghouse as she came last in the Most Entertaining HM comp.
The busty babe donned pink lippy, long bunches and zany specs to perform an amusing rap.

Despite her failure the gutsy lass alluded to a record contract - and had a swipe at pop princess Britney Spears.

But her ditty received a thumbs-down from David, as he voted for the winner and loser of the comp.

Here you can judge Sophie's effort for yourself :

"I'm sitting here in the Big Brother house,

"But when I first entered I thought it was a crazy house.

"I saw Freddie standing there in his furry hat,

"It was so hairy scary I thought it was a pussy cat.

"I can't remember much about that night,

"But I remember that I had a b****y fright.

"My name is Sophie and I'm a northern lass.

"I've got big boobs and a mighty big a*s.

"I love going out and getting p*ssed with my friends.

"My favourite car is a Mercedes Benz.

"So there you have it, there's a bit about me,

"And there's no need to tell me I can sing brilliantly in key.

"I already know that I have a recording contract waiting outside for me,

"'Cos I wrote this rhythm and I wrote this rap,

"So look out Britney, you best watch you back."