How is the dog this morning, Ells?
Variations:
"Shee-too"
"Shits-zoo"
"Chitz-zoo"
"Stop-barking-you-little-shit"
The silence is deafening - maybe it made a run for it !!! 
Saint, I call her a Shits Zoo 
Yogi she's fine today. She settled well but I didn't get to bed til 2am coz she kept crying every time we put her in the kitchen and closed the door 
I just had to ignore it in the end and she was fine. She's still here but hopefully her owners will be back before 5pm.
You won't go wrong with an Irish Setter.
Called Chanel.
The love of my life she was 
Originally Posted by Cinds:
Originally Posted by Dirtyprettygirlthing:
he wanted to roam the house (but we couldn't let him in the boys room... on account of when the boy was little & staying at his grandparents house, chuffers used to pay him a visit on a night & the boy used to wake up to Chuffers on the bed humping his leg!! hahahaha - the jokes around this still go on) ...
My sister used to have a giant German Shepherd and every time I went to her house it used to try to hump me. I was the only person it did it too, apart from once when my sister borrowed one of my sweatshirts to go home in after the gym, she got home wearing it and the dog tried to hump her (I must have the scent of a bitch).
One time when I had been out clubbing with my sister and stayed at hers I woken up the next morning to the dog lying on the bed next to me. My only relief, he wasn't smoking a cigarette. 
One of my friends when I was around 12 had a great dane. He seemed to know when I was coming to see her because he was waiting at the top of the outside stairs (very grand), fling himself on top of me and started the humping. It took the Dad and big brother to get him off me.
Originally Posted by Cinds:
Originally Posted by Ells:
Originally Posted by Cinds:
Originally Posted by Dirtyprettygirlthing:
It's like that old joke isn't it.
What do you do if a Rottweiler tries to hump you?
Fake an orgasm.
Originally Posted by Ells:
Saint, I call her a Shits Zoo
Yogi she's fine today. She settled well but I didn't get to bed til 2am coz she kept crying every time we put her in the kitchen and closed the door
I just had to ignore it in the end and she was fine. She's still here but hopefully her owners will be back before 5pm.
Has she gone yet?
Originally Posted by velvet donkey:
You won't go wrong with an Irish Setter.
Called Chanel.
Must admit the desire for an English Setter has always niggled in the back of my mind 
Originally Posted by Yogi19:
Originally Posted by Ells:
Saint, I call her a Shits Zoo
Yogi she's fine today. She settled well but I didn't get to bed til 2am coz she kept crying every time we put her in the kitchen and closed the door
I just had to ignore it in the end and she was fine. She's still here but hopefully her owners will be back before 5pm.
Has she gone yet?
Yes, she went just after 5pm. By that time she had settled in nicely, stopped barking at my OH and claimed her place on the tiles of the fireplace She is a lovely dog but just needs too much looking after because she's so nervous and has a sensitive stomach.
My kids had been great with her though and now they're on a mission to get me to agree to getting them a dog!
