Not at all, just means you are capable of Multitasking, and able to sort out everyday problems of survival. I would have knocked the top the bottle off with something heavy.

start to worry when yu have to top up the bottle with water so it doesnt look like you downed the lot in under an hour

Real, i was tempted

Smash it..........seive it.......down it.  

Gypsie, I hear where you're coming from, tho' I'll have a job with this one cos it's red.

No, it makes you an entrepreneur, I believe.

cant you use the corkscrew to just screw a hole in the lid and suck it

What happened to stabbing it with a knife through the lid?....

Blizzie, are you calling me names?

Stonks, the doctor advised me not to go near anything sharp anymore

No just very sociable

Oh just be an alcoholic. Everyone needs a habit

I was just imagining you  turning up on Dragons' Den, with your nutcrackers and an awkward screw top!

Dragons' Den, with your nutcrackers and an awkward screw top

Blizzie I'd have to polish them first, they're past their best.

No you are not Lowi just be thankful you have a top of the kitchen unit, when we replaced our kitchen, because I was sick of everyone dumping stuff on top of the old kitchen units I insisted on units right up to the ceiling, hubby's gone away for a Stag weekend, guess where he's put my fags? 2 bleeding inches away from the ceiling on the top shelf, we have gas lift spinny around stools in the kitchen, if I stand on one to reach I'm liable to catapult myself out the window, he's taken the keys to the sheds & vans with him so I can't get to a ladder, I could drag a dining chair through I suppose, I've been trying to stab a packet with a carving fork.

Have you tried this, Essex?

Can't you climb onto the worktop and then use a potato masher, or a coat hanger or summat

You're an alchemist?

just wish I was a bit taller

She's a dipsochemist!

Dipso, yes i like that description

Underneath that particular cupboard is the biggest superest, duperest breadbin microwave you have ever seen, there is no room to stand on, which is precisely why 'Lee' put's them there in the first place, he's a non smoker. I've just exploded

How big is this bottle?

Phone him up and tell him you're getting a man in!

Essex, maybe he's just trying to help you give up the fags, looking after yer, perhaps you are being ungrateful towards him
just noticed the ad at top, for wooden wine racks

That could be handy for anyone who wants to turn water into wine lol

Lowny, with any tops on bottles or cans that I can't unscrew with a cloth or whatever I lightly tap the lid all the way round on the edge of the counter top and that always does the trick, hope that helps  oh and buy some step ladders lol

Blizzie, it get smaller every time i swig from look at it

I've just phoned him and told him to retrieve the £50 quid he's probably just poked in the lap dancers knickers, buy me a packet of fags & send them by cab from Reading to Essex. He is so going to get a slap when he comes home tomorrow.

Thanks yellowrose, I'll remember that tip.

Go Essex!

What, you give him that much pocket money

pffffft  he only gave me £20 quid, and he folded it ever so neatly before he  slobbered down my cleavage! By the way...he says the dining room chair  is a good idea ! 

I hope he's not poking it that far down!

Hope she's got knickers on or goodness knows where he'll stick it

Or maybe he'll try and swipe his bank card!  

Lordy.  Lady Guidiver. 

Tiddly, the funny thing is, he's old enough to be the Groom's dad, so he's probably snoring in the club as I type. Soppy old sod

Tiddly, that's a cheeky thought

It's what I'm good at!