He had his balls out on LF again last night and the other housemates looked shocked and mentioned he has just one massive testicle. Mario then went on to explain his medical condition but it was sound dipped.
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Mario attention seeking again then.
Is there such a thing?
Put it away Mario
They mentioned that he had one massive testicle, but I didn't hear the word 'just'! 
Ahhhhh, taps nose, so that's his secret, he's Hitler reincarnated
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Is there such a thing?
I'm not sure, but it would explain having just one super sized testicle.
hahahahaha *points* -----------> Billy one plum!! 
Could be anything.... testicular cancer?
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Ahhhhh, taps nose, so that's his secret, he's Hitler reincarnated
The other, is in the Albert Hall 
Do you mean like putting all his eggs in one basket?
I hope Channel 4 dont do a Bodyshock programme about them 
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Do you mean like putting all his eggs in one basket?
Because I'm sad/procratinating and avoiding doing housework: http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Monorchism
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The other, is in the Albert Hall
Maybe thats what Corin meant when she nommed him a few weeks back , saying 'I wouldn't wan't that thing banging against my head' !
Most men have a left testicle which is larger than the right (occasionally it's the reverse.)
Apart from monorchism and undescended testicles, there are numerous other conditions which affect the testicles. Some of these are based on glandular function.
There is also a condition (whose name I have forgotten) the effect of which is for the testes not to appear completely separate. This can give the appearance of a third testicle, but can often look like one large testicle.
Apart from monorchism and undescended testicles, there are numerous other conditions which affect the testicles. Some of these are based on glandular function.
There is also a condition (whose name I have forgotten) the effect of which is for the testes not to appear completely separate. This can give the appearance of a third testicle, but can often look like one large testicle.
I absolutely love this forum..the randomness of it is fabulous
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I absolutely love this forum..the randomness of it is fabulous
Are you saying we talk random bollox? 
After this discussion, Mario will be setting a testes.
part of me is thinking "isn't that kinda Mario's business"... but then the other part of me is thinking "obviously not... as he stood there, hands on hips, with his tackle out for the boys last night" (we got a view from behind... the back of Mario... and the expressions of those appraising)
did he really really have his bits out
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did he really really have his bits out
It seems to be his hobby
he is a bit of a perve
You avoiding the housework too Brisket?
Mario's conjoined testicles...?
Tsk. I thought this was a thread about Dave and Ben.
Tsk. I thought this was a thread about Dave and Ben.
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Mario's conjoined testicles...? Tsk. I thought this was a thread about Dave and Ben.
This thread is making me think of Buster Gonad from Viz?
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did he really really have his bits out
hands on hips... thrust forward with pride... for his male friends to admire!