I broke a mirror once...just after I stood on a crack...life has never been the same...

If I see a ladder, I have to walk under it.

It gets embarrassing, when it's in Trollop's nylons.

You'll be ok Lizzie,,,just cross your fingers while you squeeze your way through...you'll be fine

I'm not superstitious, what a load of old cows testicles. But... if I see a ladder I'll never walk under it just in case I'm wrong 

Now I'm worried about being hit by cow's testicles, when I squeeze my way through Trollop's nylons.

I'm also worried about cows having testicles.

Yeah.

I'm not superstitious when it comes to things like walking under ladders or things like this. But other things I am.

But if I see my team win, I have to wear the same socks, underwear, clothes, belt, footwear, for the next match I see. If they lose then I change for the next match, if they draw I decide whether it's 2 points dropped or 1 point gained.

I am really superstitious - I can't help it

I always ALWAYS salute a magpie.

 I thought cows had udders

So do I...

Sometimes when I am driving I get mixed up and salute pigeons..

udderly ridiculous

*sniffs thumb*

Do you have testicles?

Pull the udder one...

*thumbs up*

Yes

You're just milking it now

I'm udder here

I do not put my thumbs up pigeons

That would be wrong

You spoiled my theory...so do I but I'm not suspicious

OH! *goes to delete my thread*

I have fake ones as a necklace...

I don't know if this is superstition, but I always have to have even numbers of things. Like for example if I open a book of stamps, I have to take them out in straight lines and always leave an even number on each line, even if it means binning one.
Another example is say bottles in a cupboard. If there is a few they always have to be in equal lines and if I take one out then another has to come out as well to keep the lines equal.
I have it in my head that it's bad if I don't do things like this.

What was your theory?

I'm not really superstitious.  But I wouldn't walk under a ladder for safety reasons.

However there has been some research that on Friday the 13th more car accidents occur.

Supersitious no.  OCD yes.

When my son was really ill in hospital as a newborn, I used to freak out if one of the 'congratulations on the birth of your son' cards fell over, I was sure it meant he was going to die.

Dare I ask?

Women are more suspicious than men...youre making me suspicious now

 I would like some hypothetical ones ...

I am trying to...

Tell no one , trust no one and always change your underwear on a Tuesday..

What a load of cow's mammaries. 'safety reasons' 

*strokes beard*

Whats underwear?

Something you put on your toilet parts apparently..

Knickers on the U-bend

LOLOL

Do you know when I posted that, that is exactly what I suddenly envisaged..

But it was too late I had pressed reply

I think there is more danger from walking under a ladder than perhaps walking on the cracks in the pavements or perhaps the sight of a magpie or a black cat.

Harpic?

Not toilet duck

What about 'peril from above'? There is all manner of flying nuisances more than willing to drop their 'excess' on the noggings of unsuspecting humans travelling below. Walking under the ladder may well prevent 'the delivery' from reaching it's intended destination (your head). 

I bet you didn't think of that