Down the pub?

  given that this is a family show I'd better not say 




however if you mean the material http://www.fabric-world.com/Fa...uM8aUCFcse4QodMlz2nQ

Fuzzy? 

I could suggest where to get your underfelt.

haberdashery or most dept stores have a "section" for crafts - or a craft shop

I think boobs are always a nice place to get felt...and I have a special spot on my back that always makes me go mmmmmmmmm.....

 Fred Aldous is a great place to get felt .... I shop there all the time!  Felt

I got some a few weeks back in Rymans. They usually have a stand with craft stuff on it and sell packs with about 8 different coloured sheets for a few quid.
Or try Hobbycraft if you have one near you

When I were a lad there was a (men only) club in Manchester where you'd get felt to the point where you'd be bruised.

I'll feel you up for a fiver.

And you'll enjoy it.

*Throws in a tenner and books a double appointment* 

Behind the bike sheds/or age permitting in the pub carpark?  Glad to be of help no need for thanks  

If Velvet is going to watch then we need to renegotiate the price.