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see its all a bit complicated for some of us old farts,...
it was easy back in my old headbanging days,...walk into middle of dancefloor...hook thumbs into belt hoops feet slightly apart but firmly flat on the froor
(and they STAY there, ANY movement of the feet would be thought of as "girly")

music starts...throw head and hair around roughly in time with the music an bit of bending at the waist is ok (if you are a show off)
music stops, flick hair and sweat out of face...gulp some beer...assume position for next "dance"....simples,
Nod Nod Nod Nod Nod
old hippy guy
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Originally posted by old hippy guy:
see its all a bit complicated for some of us old farts,...
it was easy back in my old headbanging days,...walk into middle of dancefloor...hook thumbs into belt hoops feet slightly apart but firmly flat on the froor
(and they STAY there, ANY movement of the feet would be thought of as "girly")

music starts...throw head and hair around roughly in time with the music an bit of bending at the waist is ok (if you are a show off)
music stops, flick hair and sweat out of face...gulp some beer...assume position for next "dance"....simples,
Nod Nod Nod Nod Nod

That was a definate Francis Rossi move there OHG
Laugh
H
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Originally posted by Joods:
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Originally posted by Kaytee:
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Originally posted by Joods:
I'm all for staying young and keeping up with what's new and all that, but some things are just so unladylike Eeker

On the other hand, it might be something worth learning to keep things spicy with the OH.... Wink



Just get a pole Big Grin


Now THAT'S a thought! Laugh



*says nowt about the hotel room with a beam in the middle of it* Blush Well it was there and.......
Kaytee
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Originally posted by Kaytee:
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Originally posted by Joods:
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Originally posted by Kaytee:
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Originally posted by Joods:
I'm all for staying young and keeping up with what's new and all that, but some things are just so unladylike Eeker

On the other hand, it might be something worth learning to keep things spicy with the OH.... Wink



Just get a pole Big Grin


Now THAT'S a thought! Laugh



*says nowt about the hotel room with a beam in the middle of it* Blush Well it was there and.......

was there mirrors on the ceiling too Kaytee Laugh
H
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Originally posted by Hollygolightly:
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Originally posted by Kaytee:
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Originally posted by Joods:
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Originally posted by Kaytee:
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Originally posted by Joods:
I'm all for staying young and keeping up with what's new and all that, but some things are just so unladylike Eeker

On the other hand, it might be something worth learning to keep things spicy with the OH.... Wink



Just get a pole Big Grin


Now THAT'S a thought! Laugh



*says nowt about the hotel room with a beam in the middle of it* Blush Well it was there and.......

was there mirrors on the ceiling too Kaytee Laugh



Noooooooo!! It was an olde type hotel and I was fully dressed...I hasten to add Laugh
Kaytee
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Originally posted by Hollygolightly:
quote:
Originally posted by old hippy guy:
see its all a bit complicated for some of us old farts,...
it was easy back in my old headbanging days,...walk into middle of dancefloor...hook thumbs into belt hoops feet slightly apart but firmly flat on the froor
(and they STAY there, ANY movement of the feet would be thought of as "girly")

music starts...throw head and hair around roughly in time with the music an bit of bending at the waist is ok (if you are a show off)
music stops, flick hair and sweat out of face...gulp some beer...assume position for next "dance"....simples,
Nod Nod Nod Nod Nod

That was a definate Francis Rossi move there OHG
Laugh


oh yeah....but the "quo" got a different "dance"
ya needed a partner for that one, and it was called "the shoulder bop" if I remember rightly,
ya STILL kept ya feet firmly on the ground though...although some of the erm...more flamboyant types would do a little "back kick" now n then,
GOD that used to knacker me haha me and a mate used to be able to almost touch the backs of our head on the floor bending backwards from the knees,....wish I could just bend backwards now hehe Big Grin
old hippy guy
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Originally posted by Mike Strutter:
*Gets down and rows imaginary boat *

"So I'd like to know where, you got the notion
said I'd like to know where, you got the notion

to rock the boat, don't rock the boat baby
rock the boat, don't tip the boat over
rock the boat, don't rock the boat baby
rock the boat-t-t-t-t !"

is that the one ..?


Ahhh! The old 'get a fag butt/chewing gum/[insert other nasty debris here] stuck to yer arse' dance
The Secretary
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Originally posted by The Secretary:
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Originally posted by Mike Strutter:
*Gets down and rows imaginary boat *

"So I'd like to know where, you got the notion
said I'd like to know where, you got the notion

to rock the boat, don't rock the boat baby
rock the boat, don't tip the boat over
rock the boat, don't rock the boat baby
rock the boat-t-t-t-t !"

is that the one ..?


Ahhh! The old 'get a fag butt/chewing gum/[insert other nasty debris here] stuck to yer arse' dance

Nod Also reminiscent of the "no bog roll in my cubicle, so shake the drips off" dance.
Demantoid
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Originally posted by old hippy guy:
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Originally posted by Hollygolightly:
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Originally posted by old hippy guy:
see its all a bit complicated for some of us old farts,...
it was easy back in my old headbanging days,...walk into middle of dancefloor...hook thumbs into belt hoops feet slightly apart but firmly flat on the froor
(and they STAY there, ANY movement of the feet would be thought of as "girly")

music starts...throw head and hair around roughly in time with the music an bit of bending at the waist is ok (if you are a show off)
music stops, flick hair and sweat out of face...gulp some beer...assume position for next "dance"....simples,
Nod Nod Nod Nod Nod

That was a definate Francis Rossi move there OHG
Laugh


oh yeah....but the "quo" got a different "dance"
ya needed a partner for that one, and it was called "the shoulder bop" if I remember rightly,
ya STILL kept ya feet firmly on the ground though...although some of the erm...more flamboyant types would do a little "back kick" now n then,
GOD that used to knacker me haha me and a mate used to be able to almost touch the backs of our head on the floor bending backwards from the knees,....wish I could just bend backwards now hehe Big Grin

Jusus, I'm laughing my head off here..I can just see it, loving the description of bending backwards - Laugh LaughMy brother was mental for the Quo, used to live in a black pin-striped waistcoat, drainpipe jeans and a white grandad shirt ,needless to say he had a pony tail as well. ( The pony has well bolted along with his hair)
H
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Originally posted by Demantoid:
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Originally posted by The Secretary:
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Originally posted by Mike Strutter:
*Gets down and rows imaginary boat *

"So I'd like to know where, you got the notion
said I'd like to know where, you got the notion

to rock the boat, don't rock the boat baby
rock the boat, don't tip the boat over
rock the boat, don't rock the boat baby
rock the boat-t-t-t-t !"

is that the one ..?


Ahhh! The old 'get a fag butt/chewing gum/[insert other nasty debris here] stuck to yer arse' dance

Nod Also reminiscent of the "no bog roll in my cubicle, so shake the drips off" dance.


Laugh

In my youger, more flexible days, I could use the hand dryer in such emergencies Ninja
The Secretary
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Originally posted by Liverpoollass:
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Originally posted by Amythist:
I may be considered a little long in the tooth for clubbin it , but I am keen to keep up with the latest trends and so Id love to learn how to "drop it hot" like Sophia does.

Anyone feel they could teach me?


Did you not see her do it? Big Grin I think she wanted to practice on Sree Big Grin



Sree's dance is a lot easier I can do that one its the droppin it that I have trouble with ,me tummy keeps slapping my thighs when I'm on the way back up Disappointed
Amythist

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