Good luck to you - I hope you do all that,.

I am going to buy my very own house and have a huge rabbit and some chickens in the garden.

I'm going to really apply myself to selecting the correct lottery numbers.

I am going to go to quaint English villages as yet untouched by civilisation and check their wells are okay. Someone has to.

I think Prometheus's might be made up, but then, who knows?  He also hasn't mentioned finishing his Satanic game with crazy Americans I notice.

Fat rabbits are the best Isadora.  sent you an email btw, no worries if you can't be arsed reading it.

& thank you, I think I will definitely do the bottom 2, not sure about number 1 but I bloody hope so.  and some other things that seem too boring to mention on a forum.

Triggers lend me a tenner.

I'm just gonna take things in their stride. I've been gettin too wound up as of late

oh I am ace at getting stressed.  and I have managed to get extra stressed recently because I spent too much time on various forums and kinda neglected the vaguely important stuff I was meant to be doing?

Mine is not made up. What if they can't get the water out of it or something? What if the bucket breaks on the way down or just falls into the water and they can't get it out?

I will be there for them, you can count on it.

That is the worst calling in life I have ever heard of. Worse than gardens.

Can you send it again? xx

I am going to marry George Clooney. I don't fancy him at all but we're of an age and well suited in all other respects (frankly he'll have to get shot of that shite of a mate Mr Pitt though...) Anyway, once we're divorced US stlyleé (allowing him to slip the leash on unwarranted allegations of sexual orientation) and I have 50% of his material goods I will marry Eddie Izzard and live happily ever after.

No pour me some more fecking wine...

Done.  don't even know if it was the right address, ha ha ha.

In exchange for a small dedication to myself on the inside front cover of your book - a crisp tenner will be sent straight to you - postage and packing taken care of.

That's a rather elaborate plan Cariad.

I might have a baby. Or something?

Zackly Prom! You know, you can live without food but not without water. I think this is a great thing you are doing

deal!  Now all you have to do is win the lottery and all I have to do is write the book.  I wonder how  many words is the minimum I can get away with?

onetoo, you should go into business with him!!!

Karma, adopt an orangutan or something instead.

It was in my junk mail
You have totally changed your e mail addy!

Oh the lottery is a done deal. I'm gonna win big too. As for the book - beginning, middle, end. If it is about tiling a few pictures should flesh it out a bit.

Incha already done that though? 

But in all seriousness - big print worked for Dan Brown. 

Thanks onetoo, at least one person appreciates how I might potentially change lives by fixing wells that may or not be broken 

I'd not thought of pictures!   I'd draw some but that would take me even longer than the writing.

I have pretty much given up on msn so ignore hotmail, msn is shite.

just when are you winning the lottery, Triggers?   Saturday?  Friday?  or in 2050?

I might need a job in the meantime, perhaps even fix wells in my spare time.  Prometheus can have the south, I'll have the north.

Soon. I had two numbers last week, so it's only a matter of time.

Soz, have to disagree...............and that's my second confession for tonight

I am going to be Trigger's agent and make her cups of tea, or something.

ha ha ha, okay msn is average?  I have just started using it again recently to talk to 1 person, ha ha ha.

Try Derren Brown's method, Triggers.

Don't agents normally nab most of what their clients earn?

I am demanding. How are you at peeling grapes? Filtering out the green M&Ms? Serving my water strictly at room temperature? (I am NOT Mariah Carey by the way)


The pay is outstanding!

I only mentioned tea!!

p.s. don't listen to onetoo.

I don't want to land a plane that's plummeting seaward at 500 miles an hour! I want to win the lottery - 's easier innit?

Wouldn't be the first time peeps didn't listen to me

Sorry, all my money has made me power mad  Tea it is. Frequently. Sweet. Quite milky. The pay is still outstanding!

Not like 'outstanding bills', never paid?

You know, I aspire to be like you one of these days.....confession number three

You could work well with my agent Blizzie. If you would like a position, I may have an opening

Haha! I may be getting delerious now and need to go to bed.  I just got that!