Wot no pantaloons?

Pants is the way to go.

Well to be honest, they've always seemed rather deceitful to me

I see.  These seemed quite a morally unimpeachable pair of "slacks".  Have I been misled? 

depends on what your neighbours intentions were in showing you the trousers ??   are they the sort that would enhance your appen..... sorry appearance ?

Are we talking something in a grey with a crease. The sort of thing that would be paired with a blazer at the golf club?

I think the clue lies in the name.

"slacks" is not a term that inspires confidence.  If a man ever told me I was a bit slack for instance, I would be rather aghast, if not a little miffed

I don't know what occurs in golf clubs.  Is it a trouser hot bed? 

What about your resemblance to a jumbo cord? 

So rumour has it.
although I understand there can be a bit of plus four jiggery pokery on occasion

I think my handbag would start twitching at that comparison

jiggery pokery.....jiggery....pokery.....ji-gger---y.......pok...ery....J I G G E R Y P O K E RY.   I WONT STAND FOR IT!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! 

i will then 

Bateman your avatar is freaking me out.

I saw a handbag twitch once.  It was Billie Holiday's.  I never looked at him quite the same again. 

Yours looks nice.  Is it nice?

Hmmm. It's comical I'd say.

Yours is just bloody frightening

I can't see any Avatar's at the moment. Or jumbo slack people, blessing in disguise i suppose.
The gaga forum is being difficult

Evelyn - you're lucky, believe me