All of the time - it helps me think things through ..... I try not to do it in company though!

I sing to myself, this weeks song has a huge amount of swear words in the time of amoure (sp)

I sing to myself too! Current ear worm is the you and me song.

Yes, considering I'm the only one in the house.  I'm normally shouting at myself though for being so stupid over something or other 

Frequently and I even answer myself back 

Guilty 

Oh! I'm so relieved!   I was getting worried that it was just me.
I have found myself doing it in public places though  - been caught making decisions in the supermarket, been overtaken on the pavement when doing it....

I prefer to call it, "thinking out loud".

I 'think out loud' all the time and it is very embarrassing when you find yourself doing it outside

No, but my neighbour did. She was sectioned last October. She had an obsession with Tony Blair
 and shouted and thumped into the early hours. The police and a psychiatrist took her away.
Worst thing is... a few weeks on, she's back again, even after she posted warning notes into my postbox..

I'll just have to suffer her, I suppose.

It's the only way to get a sensible reply so of course I do.

Yep

Yes, I do, and I'm glad I'm in very good company in this thread! 

I wouldn't worry. I comment on people all the time when I'm walking along, usually swearing with it as though I had Tourette's: "Get out of my fecking way", "Stupid sod", etc., etc.

I did that the other week in M&S Peter. I was looking at something and stepped back to nearly go arse over tip over a buggy. The woman that had hold of it said oh, sorry. I walked away saying quietly but loud enough for her to hear......shouldn't have been so close to me then 

Oh yes!

All the time, I'm the sanest person I know and the only one who will give me a sensible answer. I am very good at persuading myself to have a nice cuppa and a sit down rather than doing the ironing.

Oh yes loads!

And I talk to my car too, I love him

yep...  I do.   Most of the time I mumble to myself, but I have moments of making loud clear statements to myself  e.g. "right, stick the meat in the oven now... & then you can do the rest when you  are back from the school run"

type of thing.

Getting a dog helped a lot...   I probably address him more than I do myself now!

oh... we all talk to my car.    She's getting on a bit now, so we all have to give Annie lots of encouragement, and apologise to her when we realise we were just lusting after some new car on the road with us!

^ it's mad how we feel guilty for that isn't it!

guilty.........

In more ways than one on occasion.

Its gonna be really bad when I eventually have to let her go...    I am pretty sure she won't be going to a new home either...   so I feel really bad watching her get driven to the car knackers yard.

No never

Yes you do

No I don't  

all the time

No never....maybe I'm the mad one

Hobbes  

I do that thing where if I'm waiting in a queue and someone is taking ages I'll say 'Oh! That's ok! I've just got all friggin DAY to wait for your slow arse' (and similar if someone doesn't have the manners to hold the door open if they are straight in front of me when going into a shop).

Oh yes!

So do my family.

It`s like living in an asylum  

yes............

Yes, it keeps me sane.

I fart and laugh at it.  Does that count?

Yes I do, most of the time it's a discussion in my head, but my husband and child know when I am doing it because I gesticulate 

I do it at work when I'm charging about between classes trying to get organised.. a manic , muttering thing ( the most common phrase is " where did I put that..?" )

Karma you sound like me  


Also the walking in a room and wondering why or putting things in the wrong place, i'm for ever trying to put the fabric conditioner in the fridge and wondering why it won't fit, you'd think i woud have learn't after the first time but no i still keep doing it

I pretend it's the cat I'm talking to, but, strangely, she doesn't always appear to be there.

And I talk to my car too, I love him

First time i have heard of a car/bike/boat etc referred to as "him" normally its "she" wonder why? In my mind they are all "it".