No, I ming

Nope

I like my boobs thats about it

*struts & sings*

If you want my body and you think I'm sexy
come on sugar let me know.
If you really need me just reach out and touch me
come on honey tell me so...

Yep, I am damn sexy with my face on, of course.

I don't but others seemto think so....

Not even slightly, i am bemused when anyone says anything like that to me - i always think they are taking the proverbial and laughing behind my back!

Pass.

Good God NO

Nope, but the OH says I am. And I smell really good...

Not today.

After a few bevvies I'm a stunner..

no not at all

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Originally posted by Demantoid:
Nope, but the OH says I am. And I smell really good...

*sniffs*

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Originally posted by Beneath the diamond skies:

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Originally posted by Trevpuss:
*struts & sings*

If you want my body and you think I'm sexy
come on sugar let me know.
If you really need me just reach out and touch me
come on honey tell me so...

Strutting is rarely sexy. And dislocating the body from the mind is robotic.

If I could just come in here... May I disagree with you Smokey? Your good choice in music is unquestionable, but your choice in sexiness leaves somewhat something to be desired. As for Trevpuss, how can I put this scientifically, I would give her one.

Thanks for the support, Joe

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Originally posted by Trevpuss:
Thanks for the support, Joe

You know I always stick up for you.

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Originally posted by Demantoid:
Nope, but the OH says I am. And I smell really good...

*sniff sniff sniff* Da dawg finks you smell da best eber *lipsticks*

Having just done my hair and make up (quite unusual for me these days, but I was supposed to be going to a meeting.. ), I'm inclined to say, I do scrub up quite well...

...considering I am the wrong side of 35.

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Originally posted by Gypsie:

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Originally posted by Demantoid:
Nope, but the OH says I am. And I smell really good...

*sniffs*

Grrrrrrrowl I be doing da sniffin fanks *sniffs bum*

I can see this heading to the troll tank..

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Originally posted by Aubrey D Dawg:

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Originally posted by Gypsie:

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Originally posted by Demantoid:
Nope, but the OH says I am. And I smell really good...

*sniffs*

Grrrrrrrowl I be doing da sniffin fanks *sniffs bum*

Oi, not that bit

No, but I'd better be all my husband's going to get!

Folk who describe themselves as sexy usually aren’t

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Originally posted by tupps:
I can see this heading to the troll tank..

It may be quicker just to set up home in there... kinda like off off-topic.

I like it in the tank.

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Originally posted by Demantoid:

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Originally posted by Aubrey D Dawg:

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Originally posted by Gypsie:

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Originally posted by Demantoid:
Nope, but the OH says I am. And I smell really good...

*sniffs*

Grrrrrrrowl I be doing da sniffin fanks *sniffs bum*

Oi, not that bit

which bit den?

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Originally posted by Dirtyprettygirlthing:

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Originally posted by tupps:
I can see this heading to the troll tank..

It may be quicker just to set up home in there... kinda like off off-topic.

I like it in the tank.

like 'f**k off' topic..

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Originally posted by JasmineJ:
Folk who describe themselves as sexy usually aren’t

*wipes makeup from face with wet wipe... smearing lipstick...with a weary acceptance of self delusion*

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Originally posted by tupps:

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Originally posted by Dirtyprettygirlthing:

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Originally posted by tupps:
I can see this heading to the troll tank..

It may be quicker just to set up home in there... kinda like off off-topic.

I like it in the tank.

like 'f**k off' topic..

I like f off topic

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Originally posted by JasmineJ:
Folk who describe themselves as sexy usually aren’t

In the same way that people who claim to be wacky or eccentric are usually the most tedious sods on earth

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Originally posted by Demantoid:

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Originally posted by JasmineJ:
Folk who describe themselves as sexy usually aren’t

In the same way that people who claim to be wacky or eccentric are usually the most tedious sods on earth

Ain't that the truth!!

I'm sitting here in old trackie bottoms, with a bright red nose, coughing and spluttering, with greasy hair...... never looked better

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Originally posted by Demantoid:

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Originally posted by JasmineJ:
Folk who describe themselves as sexy usually aren’t

In the same way that people who claim to be wacky or eccentric are usually the most tedious sods on earth

people who say 'I'm mad me'...

yes you are, but not in the way you think..

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Originally posted by JasmineJ:
Folk who describe themselves as sexy usually aren’t

Like all the ones on snog, marry, avoid? you mean

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Originally posted by SazBomb:

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Originally posted by JasmineJ:
Folk who describe themselves as sexy usually aren’t

Like all the ones on snog, marry, avoid? you mean

the orange ones??

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Originally posted by Demantoid:
In the same way that people who claim to be wacky or eccentric are usually the most tedious sods on earth

oh I know one of those

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Originally posted by tupps:

quote:

Originally posted by Demantoid:

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Originally posted by JasmineJ:
Folk who describe themselves as sexy usually aren’t

In the same way that people who claim to be wacky or eccentric are usually the most tedious sods on earth

people who say 'I'm mad me'...

yes you are, but not in the way you think..

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Originally posted by FGG Aka Crocodile Rock:

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Originally posted by SazBomb:

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Originally posted by JasmineJ:
Folk who describe themselves as sexy usually aren’t

Like all the ones on snog, marry, avoid? you mean

the orange ones??

But fake tan is secseh you know