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i bought myself a couple of towels..ones in the wash..the clean one is hanging on bedroom door..just went to have a shower..its gone

why?

because nobody else bothered to put theirs in the wash..mine was clean & was nabbed

 

i bought batteries for my controller & different ones for my mouse..i went to change them..theyve gone

why?

well..they were needed elsewhere..remotes..shavers etc..

 

i like lemonade..nobody else likes it-i went to get it..its gone

why?

'we've got no fizzy pop so we used your lemonade to add to the vimto cordial'..which was mine & has now gone

 

i like my shower gels etc..

gone

why?

well, we've ran out of ours

 

and

dont even get me onto the subject of socks

 

i actually hide some stuff..but it gets nicked anyway

 

anybody else have the same problem?

 

am i being picky?

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Saint posted:
Sprout posted:
Enthusiastic Contrafibularities posted:

 

Not a problem for me as I live the single life. 

 

That's the way to go 

This programme was brought to you by the Sad n Slightly Selfish Society who plan to meet the last Thursday of every month but no one ever turns up.

Who me? I'm not sad. It's you that's whining on about threads, making yourself look selfish 

Sprout
Saint posted:

Modern Day Annoyances

Gone

Why?

Cos people like to start threads I've already started 

nah..im not trying to p!ss on your cornflakes

i would imagine its not a modern day problem..probably age old

but

i started the thread cos someone nicked my new towel

and

as i was typing all the other stolen goods came to mind

if they were little kids & relied on us, i wouldnt dream of moaning

but

the youngest has just bought a car

and

the eldest is nearly 30

pirate1111

Money Supermarket adverts annoy me.  They're utter shit.

That stupid slaphead in hotpants, that stupid fat builder and a 'face off' between them.  Endlessly repeated.  Drives me nuts.

Now their shit theme is He man v Skeletor,  FFS, what are we? All 43 year old men who were into that cack cartoon series when we were 12?

Carnelian
Last edited by Carnelian
Carnelian posted:

Money Supermarket adverts annoy me.  They're utter shit.

That stupid slaphead in hotpants, that stupid fat builder and a 'face off' between them.  Endlessly repeated.  Drives me nuts.

Now their shit theme is He man v Skeletor,  FFS, what are we? All 43 year old men who were into that cack cartoon series when we were 12?

Who are these companies targeting?

Halifax are current using Top Cat for mortgages!!

Surely the people wanting a mortgage won't even know who Top Cat was !!

Saint
Saint posted:
Carnelian posted:

Money Supermarket adverts annoy me.  They're utter shit.

That stupid slaphead in hotpants, that stupid fat builder and a 'face off' between them.  Endlessly repeated.  Drives me nuts.

Now their shit theme is He man v Skeletor,  FFS, what are we? All 43 year old men who were into that cack cartoon series when we were 12?

Who are these companies targeting?

Halifax are current using Top Cat for mortgages!!

Surely the people wanting a mortgage won't even know who Top Cat was !!

That's a fair point.  Ok so first time buyers are getting older and they aren't the only customers for mortgages, but I doubt anyone under 35 gets the Top Cat and Flintstones thing.

Carnelian
Carnelian posted:
Saint posted:
Carnelian posted:

Money Supermarket adverts annoy me.  They're utter shit.

That stupid slaphead in hotpants, that stupid fat builder and a 'face off' between them.  Endlessly repeated.  Drives me nuts.

Now their shit theme is He man v Skeletor,  FFS, what are we? All 43 year old men who were into that cack cartoon series when we were 12?

Who are these companies targeting?

Halifax are current using Top Cat for mortgages!!

Surely the people wanting a mortgage won't even know who Top Cat was !!

That's a fair point.  Ok so first time buyers are getting older and they aren't the only customers for mortgages, but I doubt anyone under 35 gets the Top Cat and Flintstones thing.

Exactly

And the more any advert appears, it's actually counterproductive.

People get sick of having info forced at them.

I will never use MoneySupermarket

Saint
Saint posted:
Carnelian posted:

Money Supermarket adverts annoy me.  They're utter shit.

That stupid slaphead in hotpants, that stupid fat builder and a 'face off' between them.  Endlessly repeated.  Drives me nuts.

Now their shit theme is He man v Skeletor,  FFS, what are we? All 43 year old men who were into that cack cartoon series when we were 12?

Who are these companies targeting?

Halifax are current using Top Cat for mortgages!!

Surely the people wanting a mortgage won't even know who Top Cat was !!

 

Hang on a minute !!!

 

I'm sure from memory, Top Cat is a bit of a spiv and has never held down a job, lives with a bunch of other spivs and constantly gets into silly bother with the local plod.

 

Therefore if The Halifax will lend to him should have no problem in securing that ÂĢ450K I need for me self build bachelor pad.

 

 

Enthusiastic Contrafibularities
Last edited by Enthusiastic Contrafibularities
Saint posted:

Do you want a cuppa?

No - it's ok i'm going in to the kitchen anyway

10mins later no one has moved

So do you want that tea?

Yeah go on then 

Saint posted:

So where would you like to go?

I dunno - you decide

No go on - you

I don't know - you choose

I chose the last time

That's cos you choose best

Oh you choose this time - it's your turn

 

We end up ordering a Chinese and staying in 

Kaytee posted:

Where do you want to go today?

not bothered

OK we'll go to Guildford then

I don't want to go there

where then?

not bothered....

Aaaaaaaaargh!

😂😂😂I’m starting to think my house has been bugged

Yogi19

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