Kaffy, she'll grow on you...

Like a fungal infection?      She better bloomin not!    I only came in her to set to fire to it and now I've got a commemorative name.... 

we'll take care of you Kaffy...I'm stocking up on prawn rings 

stocks gas fridge up

1 Dame

2 Spongey 

3 Ev

4 Tayto

5 Barney

6 Angnlis

7 Aimee

8 Rexi

9 Justa

10 ms kaffers katona of the shed

11 Gyps 

12 Jonesy

13 Jenson

14 Velvet (even though I think his intention was to burn the shed)

15 Stonks

16 Hoochie (she's away on her jollies on Saturday, she'll not notice her winners badge until she gets back) 

!7 Smarting Buttocks (prepares SB's cocktail and prawn ring) 

Accepts number 17 as long I dont have to eat those prawns.

Sorry I don't do shellfish.  But I will help you all with the wine shed you've got going on here later this evening.

sausage rolls for SB....  noticed you didn't refuse the cocktail 

Right I have to go, if anyone is here when the asbestos arrives can you clad the shed.....I'm not understanding why visitors insist on bringing lit matches and kindling 

Do you take me for a fool !!!!!

Sb I have my doubts, you have a Katona shed badge  later  

popped back in to update list, I'm supposed to be on my way to child mind 

1 Dame

2 Spongey 

3 Ev

4 Tayto

5 Barney

6 Angnlis

7 Aimee

8 Rexi

9 Justa

10 ms kaffers katona of the shed

11 Gyps 

12 Jonesy

13 Jenson

14 Velvet (even though I think his intention was to burn the shed)

15 Stonks

16 Hoochie (she's away on her jollies on Saturday, she'll not notice her winners badge until she gets back) 

!7 Smarting Buttocks (prepares SB's cocktail and prawn ring) 

18 Sprooty (squashes Fosters in gas fridge)

Bye Bye Dame.  

See all you Shed people later this evening.

This shed looked very well stocked. 

the shed looks fabulous * claps like a seal*  later SB, now I really have to run  

Morning, you were up early, you fell out the shed on the wrong side ?

I'm feeling a bit ikkie thinking of prawn rings this morning for some reason. 

I'll concentrate on the Placards. 

shedders!!!.....

afternoon you mental lot xx.........hope we all ready to witness the star of the show kerry to star in the highlights later?

i've done me katona duties.....ate some prawn rings.sniffed some illegal substances.....been to boot camp an copped off with the fitness instructor.....and slurred at the bloke in the bank...

kerry to win........

afternoon shedders and sheddettes

yep, looking forward to tonight, its gonna go one way or another for our kezza

Spongey, Barney  Afternoon.  Dame has gone to iceland in town, her local iceland has ran out of prawn rings. 

true fax.

Hope tonight's highlight show is a good one. 

hiya ev

hope she is stocking up on iceland veggie treats too - lots of £1 a bag delights in store

Afternoon shed people (puts badge on) 

Shedders  x x

Bloody hell Iceland was a nightmare...Jason Donovan wasn't looking too happy when he found out about the shed and why they were selling out of prawns 

Spongey what a shining example of how us shedders should behave, I have a lip tremble, I'm so proud  

Good to see Kaffy shinning her badge and turning in for roll call, Barney afternoon I've got heaps of nibbles...some out of date but I don't think anyone will notice  

Ev.... how's the placards coming along? what a team we have in the shit hole shed  

I may have a minor problem later, I have a six year old staying with me, he loves Jedward and he's sleeping with me. After careful consideration of how Kezza would handle things.... I have been practising my four letter words, *clatters rosary and loads of hail mary's* and have a pillow handy in case he gets too enthusiastic 

See you later shedders, we have some unsuspecting fools recruits who just happened to appear on our members list, I'm sure they will enjoy the prawns and cheese and onion sausage rolls I picked up this afternoon 

edited to say afternoon Aimee, it makes my heart sing to see the loyalty to Kezza....keep the badges shinning ladies 

I've been and got extra fags and everything 

what a star Aimee, you've taken to it like a duck to water.... I'm washing the plastic glasses for tonight, and we'll have to hide any talcum powder...we don't want the police raiding us over a container of Johnson's baby powder  

Do you like my new picture in honour of our star 

off to hunt for one before I start on dinner 

*leaves a bag of Tikka Bites for later*

loving the new avi Aimes

omg ... and Dame

* cough* 

Afternoon Rexi  Off to make dinner and practising my swearing  

*it's a cracker Rexi*  see you later matey 

Whadeva

Indeed you will

 Dame and Aimee brilliant avis - _ I'm sure your children will be very proud of the choices you've made 

willing to support anyone who advertises bogof breaded onion rings  

sheddy peeps xxx........

glad to see the shed is well stocked for later.....i've also bought a 'best of atomic kitten' cd to play.there's only 2 songs so we'll have to repeat it alot i'm afraid..

good to see the list of katona devotees is growing...

Please give me a number - I thought I was the only one who liked Kerry  I've liked her since I'm a Celebrity!

ooo Barns fancy meeting you here 

lovin the new look Dame 

What is this all about?