as toyah would say dame.........'it's a mystery'........
holy crap i've just lit a prawn ring instead of a ciggie....someone put me out fer gawds sake.......*flaps arms frantically*.....
*rips plank off shed door and beats flames, Velvet must buy a lighter,...it's a fecking shed and it's wood* 
noooo dame noooooooooooo.....save the shed.......i will sacrifice my booootiful self for the cause!!.......
PMSL at Dame and Pea....
..*walks off admiring badge*....
*looked for hose pipe and found this*
puffs while I think of what to do next 
hose pipe?...i'm not having bloody colonic irrigation on top of everything else!!!...
noooo dame noooooooooooo.....save the shed.......i will sacrifice my booootiful self for the cause!!.......
sported Spongey...truck load of asbestos arriving tomorrow...we should be safe 
I think 
hose pipe?...i'm not having bloody colonic irrigation on top of everything else!!!...
I'm trying to save you here...does it matter where I shove it 
Can I support her hair?....
stonksy........xx.good to see you matey.......
(hold her down girls and get the badge on quick)
..Spongeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee..
..have'nt seen you for yonks...
She is keeping us well entertained (better than CBB) 
We must keep her locked in here.
hose pipe?...i'm not having bloody colonic irrigation on top of everything else!!!...
I'm trying to save you here...does it matter where I shove it
Fastmovers, fast movers...
Colonic irrigation now
hose pipe?...i'm not having bloody colonic irrigation on top of everything else!!!...
I'm trying to save you here...does it matter where I shove it
that's what my ex said...i didn't walk right for 2 days....
She is keeping us well entertained (better than CBB)
We must keep her locked in here.
*replaces plank*
I'm trying to save you here...does it matter where I shove it
that's what my ex said...i didn't walk right for 2 days....
LOLOLOL
hose pipe?...i'm not having bloody colonic irrigation on top of everything else!!!...
I'm trying to save you here...does it matter where I shove it
that's what my ex said...i didn't walk right for 2 days....
You should have got first dabs at it.
Can I support her hair?....
stonksy........xx.good to see you matey.......
(hold her down girls and get the badge on quick)
..Spongeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee....have'nt seen you for yonks...
She is keeping us well entertained (better than CBB)
We must keep her locked in here.
ohhhhhh i'm being locked up.......won't be the first time!!!...
hose pipe?...i'm not having bloody colonic irrigation on top of everything else!!!...
I'm trying to save you here...does it matter where I shove it
that's what my ex said...i didn't walk right for 2 days....
You should have got first dabs at it.
dab it?.i nearly stamped on it!!!
PMSL at Dame and Pea......*walks off admiring badge*....
*checks out where the Dame stapled it*
that's what my ex said...i didn't walk right for 2 days....
You should have got first dabs at it.
with a cushion and savlon
hose pipe?...i'm not having bloody colonic irrigation on top of everything else!!!...
I'm trying to save you here...does it matter where I shove it
that's what my ex said...i didn't walk right for 2 days....
You should have got first dabs at it.
dab it?.i nearly stamped on it!!!
His poor hose pipe
i should've sat on a prawn ring.......
PMSL at Dame and Pea......*walks off admiring badge*....
*checks out where the Dame stapled it*
Stonks will be fine, no chance she is lactating is there?
i should've sat on a prawn ring.......
*moves badges*
PMSL at Dame and Pea......*walks off admiring badge*....
*checks out where the Dame stapled it*
Stonks will be fine, no chance she is lactating is there?
dear god i just spat my tea out!!....
Stonks will be fine, no chance she is lactating is there?
dear god i just spat my tea out!!....
* did you have stonks's semi skimmed in it?*
Stonks will be fine, no chance she is lactating is there?
dear god i just spat my tea out!!....
* did you have stonks's semi skimmed in it?*
so my list now is..
eating prawn rings dunked in bud
belly dancing with a badge on
havin me top set flattened
having colonic irrigation with a hosepipe
smoking a prawn ring by mistake
being beaten with a plank of wood
and.....
drinking breast milk in tea........
Right shed dwellers I am off..... see you tomorrow when I've sharpened up the pins on the next 2000 badges * places water buckets near shed* 
night dame....xx.i'm off too....cheers for the laughs girls...been tops......
nights xxx
* did you have stonks's semi skimmed in it?*
so my list now is..
eating prawn rings dunked in bud
belly dancing with a badge on
havin me top set flattened
having colonic irrigation with a hosepipe
smoking a prawn ring by mistake
being beaten with a plank of wood
and.....
drinking breast milk in tea........
*spice of life Spongey*
PMSL at Dame and Pea......*walks off admiring badge*....
*checks out where the Dame stapled it*
Stonks will be fine, no chance she is lactating is there?
*Checks badge*....
night dame....xx.i'm off too....cheers for the laughs girls...been tops......
nights xxx
Night Dame,xx Night Sponge,xx it has
PMSL at Dame and Pea......*walks off admiring badge*....
*checks out where the Dame stapled it*
Stonks will be fine, no chance she is lactating is there?
*Checks badge*....
haha
night night xx
i should've sat on a prawn ring.......
*moves badges*
*OFFS sniffs badge*....
Still can't stand kerry, but I've had such a laugh reading this I don't mind being no 10
You're all blimmin' mental....
*hides matches*
i should've sat on a prawn ring.......
*moves badges*
*OFFS sniffs badge*....
Nothing wrong with our Katona Shed badges stonks
*just out of interest when was your last tetanus shot? hides detol*
Still can't stand kerry, but I've had such a laugh reading this I don't mind being no 10
You're all blimmin' mental....
*hides matches*
Kaffy you'll grow to love her, Ev's making you a Katona to win placard.... we've booked your ticket(s) to Borehamwood....for the next 7 evictions
Morning
Updated members list...
1 Dame
2 Spongey
3 Ev
4 Tayto
5 Barney
6 Angnlis
7 Aimee
8 Rexi
9 Justa
10 ms kaffers katona of the shed
11 Gyps
12 Jonesy
13 Jenson
14 Velvet (even though I think his intention was to burn the shed)
15 Stonks
I'm sure we can stab pin a badge on Hoochie if she wanders back in, in fact we could have loads of unsuspecting new members tonight after Kezza walks this task
in fact
1 Dame
2 Spongey
3 Ev
4 Tayto
5 Barney
6 Angnlis
7 Aimee
8 Rexi
9 Justa
10 ms kaffers katona of the shed
11 Gyps
12 Jonesy
13 Jenson
14 Velvet (even though I think his intention was to burn the shed)
15 Stonks
16 Hoochie (she's away on her jollies on Saturday, she'll not notice her winners badge until she gets back)
in fact
1 Dame
2 Spongey
3 Ev
4 Tayto
5 Barney
6 Angnlis
7 Aimee
8 Rexi
9 Justa
10 ms kaffers katona of the shed
11 Gyps
12 Jonesy
13 Jenson
14 Velvet (even though I think his intention was to burn the shed)
15 Stonks
16 Hoochie (she's away on her jollies on Saturday, she'll not notice her winners badge until she gets back)
Indeed .....I should fit right in as I set off on my Journey
I'm actually astonished at how popular she seems to be - clearly I'm missing something .........not as nutty perceptive as you guys!
Hoochie... she's not popular..... this is the only fan thread I've ever seen when that's largely populated by people who can't stand her. Great thread though!
Indeed .....I should fit right in as I set off on my Journey
I'm actually astonished at how popular she seems to be - clearly I'm missing something .........not as nutty perceptive as you guys!
Morning
You shouldn't be astonished Hoochie, most of us on here can relate to Kezza
Remember to remove your badge on the airport.... we don't want the alarms going off and you doing a Diana Ross strop
Hoochie... she's not popular..... this is the only fan thread I've ever seen when that's largely populated by people who can't stand her. Great thread though!
Kaffy, she'll grow on you...trust me *prays*
