i shall wobble my belly like a bowlful of jelly.........or lard as the case may be.......
With your Katona shed badge on
I feel a lot on unsuspecting deflated boobs coming on with our Katona shed badges Ev 
Well this was a hard one- Jedward or Kerry? -- Only two i know of so Kerry gets my vote. 
Difficult to know as to who we really like though with not a bit of LF. 
Hope C5 change their mind for the real BB.
No 12 Jonesy
i shall wobble my belly like a bowlful of jelly.........or lard as the case may be.......
With your Katona shed badge on
I feel a lot on unsuspecting deflated boobs coming on with our Katona shed badges Ev
Aye, once its stapled pinned on, thats it... ferr life!
i shall wobble my belly like a bowlful of jelly.........or lard as the case may be.......
With your Katona shed badge on
I feel a lot on unsuspecting deflated boobs coming on with our Katona shed badges Ev
flippin eck i'm near enough fried eggs now!!!
Gyps - I shall be watching you strutt your stuff the week after next
You don't mind if we sing Starman at the top of our voices while you dance, do you??
Oh, you'll be to busy dancing to sing 
I feel a lot on unsuspecting deflated boobs coming on with our Katona shed badges Ev
Aye, once its stapled pinned on, thats it... ferr life!
*poudstretcher tomorrow for a cheap decent staple gun*
i shall wobble my belly like a bowlful of jelly.........or lard as the case may be.......
With your Katona shed badge on
I feel a lot on unsuspecting deflated boobs coming on with our Katona shed badges Ev
flippin eck i'm near enough fried eggs now!!!
hahahaaa Ive never stopped laughing at this thread.
flippin eck i'm near enough fried eggs now!!!
*blu-tack for Spongeys badge*
so far i'm eating prawn rings dipped in bud.......i've got to belly dance with a badge on....and me top bollocks are gonna get flattened........
I'm a fan of our Kezza!
Gyps - I shall be watching you strutt your stuff the week after next
You don't mind if we sing Starman at the top of our voices while you dance, do you??
Oh, you'll be to busy dancing to sing
hmmmm, might just peer through the window then. didn't realise participation was obligitory
I'm a fan of our Kezza!
Whoooooooooooo Jensen 
so far i'm eating prawn rings dipped in bud.......i've got to belly dance with a badge on....and me top bollocks are gonna get flattened........
rotf @ Sponge
I'm a fan of our Kezza!
Jensen No 13, here's a prawn ring and a pina colado 
so far i'm eating prawn rings dipped in bud.......i've got to belly dance with a badge on....and me top bollocks are gonna get flattened........
you should have had No 1 Spongey....
I'm a fan of our Kezza!
Whoooooooooooo Jensen
Hiii Rexi
Number 13 ... eek .. unlucky for some ... oh well
Quick pin donkey down
No 13?
14!! my we are rushing along here !
so far i'm eating prawn rings dipped in bud.......i've got to belly dance with a badge on....and me top bollocks are gonna get flattened........
you should have had No 1 Spongey....
noooooooooooo you're number one....that way when gyps comes along with her pretendy 'i can't understand you' and drags someone up for a belly dance it'll be you that cops it!!!.......thus leaving me slouched at the back slurping bud and keeping me norks in tact.....anyway with the scaffolding holding them up these days i couldn't dance to save me life!
though i reckon they could do a good job sweeping the floor......
I'm a fan of our Kezza!
Jensen No 13, here's a prawn ring and a pina colado
I'm nearly Pina'd out.
welcome Velvet...No 14
you can warm your prawn cracker on that match
a match.................get the ciggies out girls!!!
noooooooooooo you're number one....that way when gyps comes along with her pretendy 'i can't understand you' and drags someone up for a belly dance it'll be you that cops it!!!.......thus leaving me slouched at the back slurping bud and keeping me norks in tact.....anyway with the scaffolding holding them up these days i couldn't dance to save me life!
though i reckon they could do a good job sweeping the floor......
the only thing that's not sagging is our membership...*tightens bra strap* 
Dame
a match.................get the ciggies out girls!!!
sorted....passes Lambert and Butler out....take no notice of the Spanish label 
we're storming along dame............good work xx
so far i'm eating prawn rings dipped in bud.......i've got to belly dance with a badge on....and me top bollocks are gonna get flattened........
you should have had No 1 Spongey....
noooooooooooo you're number one....that way when gyps comes along with her pretendy 'i can't understand you' and drags someone up for a belly dance it'll be you that cops it!!!.......thus leaving me slouched at the back slurping bud and keeping me norks in tact.....anyway with the scaffolding holding them up these days i couldn't dance to save me life!
though i reckon they could do a good job sweeping the floor......
sorry i no speak english... all of you up 
yes thats it happy laydees, up
*cackles*
a match.................get the ciggies out girls!!!
sorted....passes Lambert and Butler out....take no notice of the Spanish label
drags on 6 at once.......
do you reckon we'll get an appearance on this morning??.i'd like to ask phillip where gordon the gopher is.......he's not been seen in years......he was no edd the duck granted.but you can't just toss yer gopher can you?...that's just wrong!
so far i'm eating prawn rings dipped in bud.......i've got to belly dance with a badge on....and me top bollocks are gonna get flattened........
you should have had No 1 Spongey....
noooooooooooo you're number one....that way when gyps comes along with her pretendy 'i can't understand you' and drags someone up for a belly dance it'll be you that cops it!!!.......thus leaving me slouched at the back slurping bud and keeping me norks in tact.....anyway with the scaffolding holding them up these days i couldn't dance to save me life!
though i reckon they could do a good job sweeping the floor......
sorry i no speak english... all of you up yes thats it happy laydees, up
*cackles*
*takes out 8 customers with me lardy tum and top bollock scaffolding*.........*wiggles*.......i reckon i'm pretty damn good at this yer know!!!
ps:i'm a bit puffed out though...any oxygen masks handy?....
a match.................get the ciggies out girls!!!
sorted....passes Lambert and Butler out....take no notice of the Spanish label
drags on 6 at once.......
do you reckon we'll get an appearance on this morning??.i'd like to ask phillip where gordon the gopher is.......he's not been seen in years......he was no edd the duck granted.but you can't just toss yer gopher can you?...that's just wrong!
*starts smoking*
*Immediately stops* 
drags on 6 at once.......
do you reckon we'll get an appearance on this morning??.i'd like to ask phillip where gordon the gopher is.......he's not been seen in years......he was no edd the duck granted.but you can't just toss yer gopher can you?...that's just wrong!
exactly, it's a question I've pondered on for years Spongey *lights fag and ponders*
Can I support her hair?....
as toyah would say dame.........'it's a mystery'........
holy crap i've just lit a prawn ring instead of a ciggie....someone put me out fer gawds sake.......*flaps arms frantically*.....
Can I support her hair?....
stonksy........xx.good to see you matey.......
(hold her down girls and get the badge on quick)
as toyah would say dame.........'it's a mystery'........
holy crap i've just lit a prawn ring instead of a ciggie....someone put me out fer gawds sake.......*flaps arms frantically*.....
Sprays with Pina colado
Can I support her hair?....
You can have a badge for that stonks No 15 and grab a Pina Colado and a prawn ring
Pssst I liked her hair too 
Can I support her hair?....
stonksy........xx.good to see you matey.......
(hold her down girls and get the badge on quick)
I'll hold the hair down 
as toyah would say dame.........'it's a mystery'........
holy crap i've just lit a prawn ring instead of a ciggie....someone put me out fer gawds sake.......*flaps arms frantically*.....
*rips plank off shed door and beats flames, Velvet must buy a lighter,...it's a fecking shed and it's wood*
as toyah would say dame.........'it's a mystery'........
holy crap i've just lit a prawn ring instead of a ciggie....someone put me out fer gawds sake.......*flaps arms frantically*.....
Sprays with Pina colado
oooooooooo i've gone all dean friedman.............(please god don't let me be the only one old enough to remember him and that song!)
Can I support her hair?....
stonksy........xx.good to see you matey.......
(hold her down girls and get the badge on quick)
..Spongeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee....have'nt seen you for yonks...
