*Taps nose* 

and can 

Nooooo! I don't want to let any more out than I need to untill I've drunk it 

Evening shedders x x

Evening Dame

Evening Rexi 

The Curreh supporters must be out drumming up votes  

I spect Spongey is out enjoying her lovely sunshine ... I was at the South Coast this week for a few days and it was fabulous

I don't blame her Rexi, at best it's bloody hard going tying to drum up enthusiasm to sit through an hour...If we had nice weather I know what I would be doing 

hiya sheddies

Barney  

*locks door and keeps two in*

hi dame

there is alcohol here with us isnt there

Help yourself Barney 

i'll have the purple and blues ones please?

where's my lottery tickets?

Help yourself to any barney... I'll refill the empties 

*Don't mention the lotto tickets, they are just to attract new members.... they are old ones anyway barney, not even a bloody lucky star on em shhhhhhhhh* 

thanks for the drinks dame

no lotto tickets 

*works on escape plan*

*searches Barney for tools*

ok ok i'm in

sorry having trouble posting, gonna get my head down in my cell for the night

night night

Night Barney  

It's a cocktail Scatts, I've stocked up for your shift 

Excellent  That will make it go so much quicker!

No  problem Scatts, I'll pop in after the Fred West thing and refill the fridge for you  

cocktails look tasty hope everyones ok here

help yourself Justa....  

they look to nice to drink

empty glasses are nicer 

i'll have the green ones bet they got creme de menthe in them

I'll check 

night shedders  x x

evening shedders x x

New members, roll up for your tickets 

*checks date on lotto ticket*

 Howdy

shut it...or no fag papers and bacca for you this week 

hiya Barney and Scatts  

*stocks fridge*

Evening shedders 

can i still be a member if i don't smoke

evening Jensen    Curreh's gone down to second favourite....it looks like those two leprechauns are going to win it   

hi jensen

i thought they were favourites all along?

won't mind too much as long as that bleedin turtle bellied/parrot haired dumpling doesnt win