After I've done the loo I move it from there to the bathroom shelf to clean the baffywoom 

that's why they called them trans.....istor radio's 

I've got *coughs* a shopping channel on again with the sound down......although I have to admit I have had Sky News on all day today with the Libya thing 

PMSL! you're old enough to remember them too 

LOL!   Tis ok, I ain't got any money to buy anything! although I might have when I check my lottery numbers

we must have the same numbers... 

Mibbee, mibbee not............I got lucky dips, and if you have. I'm complaining to Camelot 

I got lucky dips too  

It's a conspiracy I tell thee........a conspiracy! 

don't know what we're going on about...we'll both have the same results...zilch 

PMSL! prolly! 

I think the fred's gawn off topic 

Curreh to win 

Prawn? 

Katona 

Oh! 

Well, you know it's these bloody accents! I used to work with a girl from Sunderland. It was just like that..kerry (the meal)  

You still watching the highlights 

Evening Dame and Sprout 

FLIPPIN ECK! LTNS! 

where the heck you been  

 I've managed to keep up with fatbook through mobile, but not been on pc as much.

This and that    *snogs youz* 

  I'm from Sooth Shields ya knaaa

Do they not snog Sooth of the Watta  

I want to know what this and that is 

A diven't 

Is that wise to ask? 

OMG I nearly pucked watching them drink that garlic just then  

You  have to be wise to know the answer...so I still wanna know 

I don't think it would bother me Ev 

Nosey 

true 

Did you see it? it was rank 

garlic doesn't bother me...I think I could do that Ev 

There's garlic and there's garlic though 

I dont mind a bit on my pizza, but to drink a pint of it