she was...I felt sorry for her situation 

Supes you're itchin.... I can feel you're just on the edge...... 

i have composed a little ode to our heroine...

oh how we love our girl called kerry

who cares she does drugs and gets ultra merry

she's done loads of tv and also sings

and advertised iceland's prawn rings

oh our girl from warrington kerry katona

some say she whines and is a moaner

but she's hard as nails an isn't soft

and dumped the dickhead mark croft

she always seems to pick a bad'un

mark croft and brian mcfadden

her whole life has been trouble and strife

it's all that listening to shitty westlife

so now she's rocked up in celeb bb

i want her to win and stay on tv

i know she can do it with the help of this fred

support our kezza...come on the shed!!!

What no. are we on? If we get to 31, I'll take it, my mum and dad's house no

they've; moved your on 26 

i have composed a little ode to our heroine...

oh how we love our girl called kerry

who cares she does drugs and gets ultra merry

she's done loads of tv and also sings

and advertised iceland's prawn rings

oh our girl from warrington kerry katona

some say she whines and is a moaner

but she's hard as nails an isn't soft

and dumped the dickhead mark croft

she always seems to pick a bad'un

mark croft and brian mcfadden

her whole life has been trouble and strife

it's all that listening to shitty westlife

so now she's rocked up in celeb bb

i want her to win and stay on tv

i know she can do it with the help of this fred

support our kezza...come on the shed!!!

i fankyooooooooooooooo..........

Just my age 

canestan duo..........i've seen it advertised....

delusional as well as mad  

soopes xx

i'm aiming to be the next poet lauri......poet laurett...poet lorie...the next pam ayres...

Hw long did it take you  2 mins!

Flippin Genius. 

they've; moved your on 26 

Can't blame a gal for tryin 

 What's that

I'm bogging off to bed now...got work in the morning...I reckon every shedder owes Bobby a vote as it was Kezza who put him in this position 

Nighty night Shedders....

I want  31

soopes xx

i'm aiming to be the next poet lauri......poet laurett...poet lorie...the next pam ayres...

Ooooo Arrrr Oooo Arrrr, (that wasn't a reaction to the colonic irrigation btw!)

i'm a genius!!!......yayyyyyyyyyyyyy!!.......

seriously though.......i've always done little poems like that for years....for mates birthdays or someone at work etc.......it's not hard....just gotta get the last words to rhyme!!

i don't think it's like a dishwasher tablet......that much i do know....

I'm bogging off to bed now...got work in the morning...I reckon every shedder owes Bobby a vote as it was Kezza who put him in this position 

Nighty night Shedders....

I want  31

i don't think it's like a dishwasher tablet......that much i do know....

I'm 25

I want  31

Kerry?

Supes is just a tad upset  she'll live with 26

 Supes is just a tad upset  she'll live with 26

I have to go to bed... i only got four hours kip last night blethering to you lot.

Night all.. see you tomorrow x  

Come on Kezz.. put that foot down and let's get out of here

Vvvvvvvvvvvvvvvvvvvrrrroooooooommmm!

i have composed a little ode to our heroine...

oh how we love our girl called kerry

who cares she does drugs and gets ultra merry

she's done loads of tv and also sings

and advertised iceland's prawn rings

oh our girl from warrington kerry katona

some say she whines and is a moaner

but she's hard as nails an isn't soft

and dumped the dickhead mark croft

she always seems to pick a bad'un

mark croft and brian mcfadden

her whole life has been trouble and strife

it's all that listening to shitty westlife

so now she's rocked up in celeb bb

i want her to win and stay on tv

i know she can do it with the help of this fred

support our kezza...come on the shed!!!

The age I was the year I got married.....FAIL!

Ooooo, that reminds me, would have been my silver wedding anniversary day before yesterday