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Originally Posted by KaffyBaffy:
Originally Posted by spongebob squarepants:

and ms kaffers katona of the shed.......i gotta hand it to you matey....you're being a top sport on this..........your avi had me laughing me spongebob slippers off!!....


I love it too Spongey.. I just squint a bit and pretend she's Russell Brand...

actually looks a little like chicken Stu if I don't look too close

Abo
Originally Posted by Ev (Peachy):
Originally Posted by spongebob squarepants:
Originally Posted by Dame_Ann_Average:
Originally Posted by spongebob squarepants:

gutted................

 

but............chin up sheddies............we have the biggest.(in pages anyway) support club.......we will get behind our kezza an make sure she stays in........

 

in the words of winston churchill....and myself.........

 

we will fight them on the beaches...on the phone lines...and in iceland.......

 

can i get an amem sistas?............

 

 

 

 

you can...where's me hose 

well......*whispers*.......there was a lil accident during the colonic irrigation.....i kinda lost it....yer know......

Would he not give it back? 

 

 

i tell yer ev....i've NEVER watered the garden like that before!!!

SS
Originally Posted by spongebob squarepants:
Originally Posted by Rosgirl:
Originally Posted by sprout:

Wozzer........carefull.....you're on two posts   

I know - i have divided loyalties nice fred - nice bod

join us ros........there's prawn rings..colonic irrigation......flattening of your chest.......what more could you ask for??....and it's a top notch laugh!!...

*Agrees* 

FM
Originally Posted by spongebob squarepants:
Originally Posted by Rosgirl:
Originally Posted by sprout:

Wozzer........carefull.....you're on two posts   

I know - i have divided loyalties nice fred - nice bod

join us ros........there's prawn rings..colonic irrigation......flattening of your chest.......what more could you ask for??....and it's a top notch laugh!!...

And to add to that.weak bladders.....*excuses self* 

FM
Originally Posted by spongebob squarepants:
Originally Posted by Rosgirl:
Originally Posted by sprout:

Wozzer........carefull.....you're on two posts   

I know - i have divided loyalties nice fred - nice bod

join us ros........there's prawn rings..colonic irrigation......flattening of your chest.......what more could you ask for??....and it's a top notch laugh!!...

 

 

Spongey...I've been on a recruitment drive 

Dame_Ann_Average
Originally Posted by spongebob squarepants:
Originally Posted by Rosgirl:
Originally Posted by sprout:

Wozzer........carefull.....you're on two posts   

I know - i have divided loyalties nice fred - nice bod

join us ros........there's prawn rings..colonic irrigation......flattening of your chest.......what more could you ask for??....and it's a top notch laugh!!...

I;m sure we will find a way to blow them up again? 

Ev (Peachy)
Originally Posted by Dame_Ann_Average:
Originally Posted by spongebob squarepants:
Originally Posted by Rosgirl:
Originally Posted by sprout:

Wozzer........carefull.....you're on two posts   

I know - i have divided loyalties nice fred - nice bod

join us ros........there's prawn rings..colonic irrigation......flattening of your chest.......what more could you ask for??....and it's a top notch laugh!!...

 

 

Spongey...I've been on a recruitment drive 

excellent job dame..........

SS
Originally Posted by spongebob squarepants:
Originally Posted by jacksonb:

i quite like  kerry, but realy, were we meant to fall for all that hand wringing and gulping,dabby eyes stuff?

 

hahha, hm's seem to have fallen for it tho,  she played a blinder.

 

yes we were.....now prepare for your colonic and badge pinning......

 

 

I'm on to it Spongey...one more, just one more 

Dame_Ann_Average
Originally Posted by Ev (Peachy):
Originally Posted by spongebob squarepants:
Originally Posted by Rosgirl:
Originally Posted by sprout:

Wozzer........carefull.....you're on two posts   

I know - i have divided loyalties nice fred - nice bod

join us ros........there's prawn rings..colonic irrigation......flattening of your chest.......what more could you ask for??....and it's a top notch laugh!!...

I;m sure we will find a way to blow them up again? 

i went down sainsburys and used the tyre pressure pump....i thought they looked ok til someone stuck a key in me mouth and wondered why i wouldn't go to the town centre....

SS
Originally Posted by spongebob squarepants:
Originally Posted by jacksonb:

i quite like  kerry, but realy, were we meant to fall for all that hand wringing and gulping,dabby eyes stuff?

 

hahha, hm's seem to have fallen for it tho,  she played a blinder.

 

yes we were.....now prepare for your colonic and badge pinning......

I bet he only came in for the Colonic 

Ev (Peachy)
Originally Posted by spongebob squarepants:
Originally Posted by MrsB:
Originally Posted by spongebob squarepants:

that's all very well mrs b........but does your fred offer colonic irrigation??...

 

No, I have to admit it doesn't....but it DOES offer free sexual health screening every three months  The certificate is everything....

3 months?.when you've shagged mark croft it's daily!!...

 

But I've never been anywhere near the man...nor do I ever want to...so three months is the best offer you'll get from me...if you need them more often, you should keep yer blooming legs shut and fink of yer kids 

MrsB
Originally Posted by Ev (Peachy):
Originally Posted by spongebob squarepants:
Originally Posted by jacksonb:

i quite like  kerry, but realy, were we meant to fall for all that hand wringing and gulping,dabby eyes stuff?

 

hahha, hm's seem to have fallen for it tho,  she played a blinder.

 

yes we were.....now prepare for your colonic and badge pinning......

I bet he only came in for the Colonic 

yup.............they all wander in under the guise of....'i quite like her'.......secretly they really do......and they're begging for it....

SS
Originally Posted by MrsB:
Originally Posted by spongebob squarepants:
Originally Posted by MrsB:
Originally Posted by spongebob squarepants:

that's all very well mrs b........but does your fred offer colonic irrigation??...

 

No, I have to admit it doesn't....but it DOES offer free sexual health screening every three months  The certificate is everything....

3 months?.when you've shagged mark croft it's daily!!...

 

But I've never been anywhere near the man...nor do I ever want to...so three months is the best offer you'll get from me...if you need them more often, you should keep yer blooming legs shut and fink of yer kids 

DON'T YOU KNOW WHO I AM.....I WANT A CIGARETTE!!...

SS
Originally Posted by spongebob squarepants:
Originally Posted by MrsB:
Originally Posted by spongebob squarepants:
Originally Posted by MrsB:
Originally Posted by spongebob squarepants:

that's all very well mrs b........but does your fred offer colonic irrigation??...

 

No, I have to admit it doesn't....but it DOES offer free sexual health screening every three months  The certificate is everything....

3 months?.when you've shagged mark croft it's daily!!...

 

But I've never been anywhere near the man...nor do I ever want to...so three months is the best offer you'll get from me...if you need them more often, you should keep yer blooming legs shut and fink of yer kids 

DON'T YOU KNOW WHO I AM.....I WANT A CIGARETTE!!...

 

I don't even know if they got her any either. 

Ev (Peachy)

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